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Yes, JAJ is back, it's great, whatever. What's important here though, is that you understand this venue (which we love!) had a PA mixer with ONE OUT. Which means I was unable to grab audio from the soundboard, and had to record the show via omni-directional-room-mic. It's not so bad, but is definitely sub-optimal. I apologize but my hands were tied! I just want you to know that I know, it's not my best work. ENJOY!

"What Nintendo Characters are What Vices" it's The Shrimp Boys, you already know fam, they take this shit very seriously. Tickets for our 100th episode live show (In Los Angeles CA, May 26th) can be purchased here: https://www.whammyanalog.com/events/what-things-are-what-things-episode-100-thingathon

"What Energy Drinks Are What Jobs" I aksed Chris if I should edit any of this stuff out, and he said no.N ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"What Canceled Guys are What Articles of Clothing" It's a good one we have a lot of fun.

"What Movie Franchises Are What Sports Franchies" I hope you like the sound of men tittering as they list obscure baseball players from yesteryear.

"Will Smith Movies and Olympic Events" We're re-releasing this one for no reason whatsoever.

"What Punk Bands are What Beers" Guy says he never listened to The Replacements?

"What Classic Rock Songs are What Vehicles" I regret trying to explain the NBC game show "The Wall" off mic.

"What Child Stars are What Chain Restaurants?" I don't want to spoil anything but Robby kicks the shit out of everyone in the room.

What Family Movies are What Corporations? "...But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy g******s."

What Presidents are What Cereal? My principle memory of this ep was that we spent a long time before we started recording talking about how good "The Dress Up Gang" is and what a tragedy it is that it was buried when TBS's ownership changed hands. Oh, the game is "What Breakfast Cereals are What Presidents".

What Super Bowl Halftime Performers are What Wing Sauces? Please enjoy this bonus episode from another age. All of our old episodes from Season 1 can be found on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatthingsarewhatthings And yes, these episodes do feature everyone's favorite on-screen S&L talent: John Austin Jameson.