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Theresa becomes a ‘pin-up’ girl and increasingly becomes insufferable. HAL learns some new tips and tricks, none of which actually make sense right off the bat, and this chapter is so forgettable we probably didn’t need to read it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Theresa and Melvin take it to Paris y’all! And they make asses of themselves. Are we surprised? No, no we are not surprised by this at all. Travel guide Maya is here to talk about that one. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Theresa and Marvin are reunited and given residence in a mansion in the countryside of England, Norman gets everything wrong. Hundreds of soldiers are in the forest, we’re pretty sure they’re reenactors or something. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Literally nothing happens, everyone gets offended to the point of not finishing the chapter and just goofing off for a few minutes. The author published this not once, not twice, but four times and he didn’t bother to fix some language that’s definitely problematic.

The BBC special keeps going on, Siah and Maya keep getting offended, save the seapuppies, and Norman knows nothing. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When are we getting to the story? This is the story! Somehow both Siah and Maya get offended at the same time by the author, and for some other reason we have to know every little detail of what happened to Theresa after she was in the water. The author has a weird obsession with Theresa having this squeaky clean image and you know what, it’s boring. She’s really the person that reminds the teacher you have homework. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Coming to you from Maya’s house. The longest and most ridiculous chapter so far. Why the coke bottles? How many times did Winnie crop dust us? It’s only chapter 4 and it’s being going on for too long. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Somehow we always mention a bukakke, where there is a group of men we always find a way to squeeze it in. Also Norman doesn’t know how to write women decently, Theresa is boring, and if I have to google the college she’s going to to understand everything then you’re explaining things wrong Norman. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Literally nothing but something happens? The Amazon Commercial from Hell is retold and Jan goes missing, but no one really cares but we do? Also there’s been three presidents that all sound very boring. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well, we thought Handbook was bad- this is kind of sort of worse. Listen as Maya becomes unhinged and starts speaking of outer gods that aren’t really there in the text, trust us this is for the best. Get ready for a lot of improv and inflection changes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

An excerpt of what is to come needed to be shared, no context and just know to buckle up buckaroos.

Here we have chapters 46, 47, and 48. Most things are wrapped up, Maya wastes money on the splash zone, and will we ever see hunchy ever again? Find out in the final installment of ModelLand. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app