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Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Zen Master Flash Ya damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Zen Master Flash Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? Zen Master Flash Right on --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Haha, Imma be real with you chief, I dunno what this one's about either so I hope you enjoy it cause I'm sure I will as soon as I'm done playing video games. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Imma be honest with you, I have no idea what this is about and I'm currently playing video games soo.... Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Its been a year (and a few months on vacation) and we still have a podcast! Why? F**k you! Thats why! Find out more! Here! Now! I love you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Fuggin duh bruh, course its Boco no Pico. Idiot. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Yknow, I was walking down the street one day, singing fo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do, and it dawned on me. We, as human being, have assholes. Those assholes pucker up when we are in danger. Driving, is dangers and so when people drive their buttholes clench so much that their a*****e becomes a psuedo black hole and consuming their minds turning them into, you guessed it, assholes. Unpucker your cheeks, and embraces zen. Namaste. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Don't call it a comeback cause no one knows we're here! Welcome to another episode of Random Rant Generator, where we take random shit and turn it into content, like this! When we breakdown the lesser know track by Fu Gee La, The Mask! When does the masl come off? Find out in this episode of Random Rant Generator! *Guitar solo* --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

What even is censorship anyway? Are we being oppressed by totalitarian thoughtators who wouldn't let ypu take a piss withouy blacking out your vagina? Or are we just paranoid messes waiting in anticipation for our minds to implode because of our own ignorance? Whatever the hell that means? F**k you? Find out! *SPOILERS For: Star Wars: The Last Jedi --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

The Uberminsches, the gods of paper and pencil, the people who wear tights to punch people in the face! The heroes of our childhood have long since been in our hearts as glorified psychos murdering poor people because they had to feed their families, but are they really heroic? I have no idea, I've completely forgotten what we talked about and I'm fuggin sloshed yo. Ha! Enjoy! *SPOILERS for: Your love life. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Peanuts! Calvin and Hobbes! The Boondocks! Probably others? All worthy of tv shows? I mean yeah but respect for authors wishes.... doesnt matter! Point is, we talk about em! And more! Probably. *SPOILERS FOR: Titanic. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Silverware, who needs it? F**k you thats who. Lets rant about it! *SPOILERS: You left your kitchenware on the stove, and your stove on, and the kitchen sink on. Crazy, all spoiled. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support

Everyone loves a new segment! Probably! Today we're gonna go into the symbology of random shizz, starying with Rise Against, The Dirt Whispered. A pretty good song from a pretty good artist that has some interesting means of telling a story! Lets break it down and rant about it! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/randomrantgenerator/support