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www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode wants you to fogetta bout it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movies taking place in New York City.  You can taste and smell the grit. Their beauty makes you want to throw up. The Ice Man Cometh to the California Suite. One Miiiillion Dollars!!! Pat Johnson, "People were really dirty back then." Marshall McLuhan makes it in the show. It took me three hours to figure out what FU means. It worked out for everyone except for those who worked at Circuit City. Sleepless in Seattle was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie. Are they brothers or aren't they? Are you talking to me?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode doesn't have a plan, but is open to suggestions. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most irresponsible characters in movies and television. LBLD No sir.  That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me no more. Clam Curry Soup Jason shares how he and Joseph learned to say "I love you" while on the toilet. Never give money to a guy that has strings on his finger to remember things. He can't even take care of the plants. Things get heated, and it has nothing to do with Tina Fey. One more thing... Is getting into MIT worth risking the fabric of time and space? Which one is it?  Is he going #$!! or is he going to kill us?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is so excited and it just can't hide it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most cringe-worthy moments from their favorite sitcoms. Jim is excited about Humble becoming a new international music venue. Scott's Tots Fart Attack… Joseph and Jason do a PSA on the dangers of wearing leather pants. I just blue myself. Why won't Joseph's friend get a massage? Beloved Aunt?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was being stuck in an interstellar traffic jam on the way to the cosmic courtroom. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of some of the favorite supernatural films. One of Joseph's favorite picks is the supernatural movie that John Travalta is in... no the other one. Jason makes a plea for going a' la naturale. Jim gets his James Mason on, again. Somehow the Jeffersons make it into this episode. More Dabney Coleman and Brandon Frazier, please. How was Joseph traumatized by Jason cat? Who hated Stanley Kubrick's version of The Shining?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode apologized to Rod, God, and the press. Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about their favorite cinematic scenes that happen to take place in a car and don't involve chases. Red Pistachios  Jim and Joseph reminisce about their favorite surround sound demo. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. French toast and drunk driving. Brain detail. Creedence. King Kong ain't got nothing on Jason. You're going the wrong way!   Fresh breath is a priority in my life.  Nothing can stop us now! The Green Lantern, who knew? Wanna see something really scary?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots The episode tries to stay golden, like Ponyboy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite coming-of-age movies. Yes, more discussion on night-mowing. I'm a damn good-looking man. I gotta say... it was a movie. The thing I like about high school girls... Jason champions The Barbie Movie to a very hostile environment. Joseph tries to share a personal, meaningful line, but is completely shut down and made fun of by Jim and Jason. Jim sees Jason and Joseph's selections and raises them with a Rebecca De Mornay. Stillwater What movie nearly killed Chevy Chase? Does Barry Manilow know you raid his closet?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Crikey! This episode had gone down the drain. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make another confession of some more of their guilty pleasures. Jason can't get enough of judging people in shopping center parking lots. Jim admits to having fun tonight by Wang Chunging tonight. Joseph admits to loving an AI dog named Loomey. Like a little mouse. Who is banging whose box? The question is, can I cross that flooded area? LOW WATER CROSSINGS IN UK https://www.youtube.com/@TomSunderland DRAIN CLEANING AUSTRALIA https://www.youtube.com/@DrainCleaningAUSTRALIA CART NARCS https://www.youtube.com/@CartNarcs TIZZYENT https://www.youtube.com/@TizzyEnt

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode could be called Behind the Podcast: The Rise and Fall of Crispy Coated Robots. Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about some of the Best (non-concert) Music Documentaries. Things were so bad, they called him Woody. I want to be a hairdresser or two. I want to be two hairdressers. Joseph overtalks and shushes as a debate tactic. Jason has a selection that is really NEAT. Jim is butt-hurt over a documentary he has never seen. Which doc was compl(ea)tly removed by the band members it was about? Whose impression of Bob Dylan helped Bob Dylan sing a song?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is... okay. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore their favorite radio scenes in. movoes and TV  Jim and Joseph highlight the value of setting low expectations for movies. Houston, Jason has a problem with keeping within the shows topic again. Jason and Joseph, ugh... combine their Private Parts entries. Bologna  makes you horny. Drink more Ovaltine Why does Jim hate Christopher Nolan's Odyssey so much? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and does he want to come out and play?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies. Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have. Jason contemplates the justification of a meltdown over breakfast not being served after 10:30 am. I think I stepped on a tack! Hold the chicken between your legs. Ktarian Eggs Salmonella never looked so inspirational. Meryl Streep plays the worst mothers. But bacon is good. What are grits? What movie did Will Ferrell fear was going to ruin his career?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s. Squeal like an alien, boy! Little Pug on the Prairie. Montages are the yadda, yadda, yadda of cinema. You just need the right song to teach Chris Penn how to dance. Joseph reveals hurt feelings about being snubbed by Jim to see Rocky III at the movies. The montage was filled with so much testosterone, the volleyball was even sweating. Jim chooses Mr. Miagi over the Ice-Man. Which one of Joseph's selections gets DQ'd by Jason? Which montage song ripped off a hit from Huey Lewis and the News?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Please don't call this episode Shirley. Jason, Jim, and  Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes. Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side. Talk to me Goose! Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk. Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag. What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg to make Duel? Do you like gladiators?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode plays with two bounces. Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV. Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage. Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints. Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis. Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is better than the sex scene. Cleveland wins the pennant! I'm gonna KILL you—you're gonna play tennis WITH GOD!!! Milos is killing the big baby. Why does diarrhea go well with comedic tennis scenes? How can Jim not like Reno 911?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was given a chance, but it blew it! Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple. Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek. Jason falls for the banana in the pipe. Fecal matter and semen in the ear??? Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus. Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR. Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties. What was the most famous TV bass line before Seinfeld? Why was Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus always let go in end?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Get ready for the  Red, White and "You Blew it!" Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies! It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen. From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all... Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections... Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench... Babe Ruth acting... Joseph shirtless... Jim's impressions of Steven Seagal, Joe Pesci, John Candy and Kevin Bacon (there he is again)... and Jason ready to join "Team America!" So, stand up and salute (or at least listen) to this epic episode!