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A first class fashion exec has several too many drinks on today's flight, and ends up swapping her bracelet gift to a passenger, with a special set of bracelets from the Female Body Inspectors.... Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm HOBART - HELLENIC HOUSE - THE GREEK CLUB - Friday November 20 LAUNCESTON - DU CANE BREWERY - Saturday November 21 Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here: 14 November TUGUN 20 November HOBART 21 November LAUNCESTON The book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and friend of the show Sean Woodland. Coming to a bunch of joints in late 2026, including (but not limited to) Sydney, Bowral, Sutherland, Camberra, Bulli, Port Kembla, Newcastle and Avalon. Get on it at lukeheggie.com/gigs Heggie's 2027 show RELIC is on sale now. Many more dates to be announced once the bastards lock in their venues. Get on it here Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Heggie's Youtube channel is powering on with 5 full shows on it. A sixth—GROGAN—will arrive on November 1, 2026. GET ON IT HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Way back in 1991, an 11 hour airport bender turned into a monafide mid-flight brawl, as reported by the Tampa Bay Times. ---- Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here: 14 November TUGUN 20 November HOBART 21 November LAUNCESTON The book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and friend of the show Sean Woodland. Coming to a bunch of joints in late 2026, including (but not limited to) Sydney, Bowral, Sutherland, Camberra, Bulli, Port Kembla, Newcastle and Avalon. Get on it at lukeheggie.com/gigs Heggie's 2027 show RELIC is on sale now. Many more dates to be announced once the bastards lock in their venues. Get on it here Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Heggie's Youtube channel is powering on with 5 full shows on it. A sixth—GROGAN—will arrive on November 1, 2026. GET ON IT HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A passenger gets agitated with the handling of her carry on.... ---------------------------------- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm HOBART - NOV 21 - ON SALE SOON. LAUNNY - NOV 22 - ON SALE SOON. Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A female passenger gets a little loose... around the belt... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An elderly man has a senior moment, trying to grab the controls in front of the pilot... ------- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A passenger on an LA Bound flight makes bomb threats and gets his status changed... ----- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy our live show from Newcastle. --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's ep, a couple guys get a bit carefree with their attire, possibly (definitely) under the influence... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A routine flight took a sharp detour into an action movie when one passenger allegedly picked the worst possible person to start a fight with... ---- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Montana man goes crazy on landing approach on an Alaskan Airlines flight... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, it's the famous "Cash Me Outside" girl Bhad Bhabie doing her thing on a Spirit Airlines flight... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. Hot off the presses A3 limited edition signature print of the best shoes ever produced is available at lukeheggie.com. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, an American Airlines pilot stunned passengers after physically subduing an aggressive traveller who assaulted cabin crew during a chaotic onboard confrontation. He then goes from being a bit of a laugh, to a bit of a joke... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. Hot off the presses A3 limited edition signature print of the best shoes ever produced is available at lukeheggie.com. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An unruly passenger has wandering hands and draws a short straw with undercover filth... Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nothing says ‘pleasant flight’ like turbulence, tiny snacks… and one guy insisting the whole thing’s just a glitch in the matrix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yet again, another attempt by a passenger to open the plane door goes south.... --- Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale. Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon. MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. F****n' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. ----------------------------------- YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all. Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here. ----------------------------------- Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here. Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.