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Someone filmed Si getting told off by a guardsman in London and posted the clip to YouTube. Lana read out the brutal comments calling him an embarrassment until his daughter Lily jumped in to back him. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon ended up in hot water with his mum after telling his sister she looked tired at her graduation. Plus, someone in Nelson lost an entire swarm of bees, Speedy investigated how to actually pronounce Sistema, and Simon shared his emotional moment at his granddaughter's preschool graduation. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a slightly awkward chat with his daughters about the high cost of underwear, Si looked into where bras actually came from. He tracked their history all the way back to ancient Rome and discovered the first proper US patent was made out of two silk handkerchiefs. Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon was left confused after his diesel truck kept stopping short of a full tank at the self-service pumps. The team got into it over prepayment limits and bank holds, with caller Ben offering a different take on why diesel tanks click off early. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon ended up in hot water with his mum after telling his sister she looked tired at a graduation. Caller Tash backed Simon up, saying she reckons it just shows someone cares enough to check in on you. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si was tearing up watching four-year-old Mila walk through a guard of honour in a korowai to music from Zootopia. He also shared a sweet little interview with her right after she finished up. If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon hit reply all on a company-wide email about a colleague's wedding present, telling the whole office he was chucking in $50. To make matters worse, he started the email with "Simon here" even though everyone could see who it was from. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After hearing a radio ad pronounce it "Systema", Speedy launched a full investigation into how the Kiwi container brand's name is actually said. Things went downhill fast when Lana found the answer on YouTube in seconds and Bondy accidentally dialled an adult store. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A post on a Nelson community page caught Si's eye after someone asked if anyone had seen their missing swarm of bees. Caller Anne Marie filled us in on how swarms actually work, how to catch them, and why they leave in the first place. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This morning, the team talked about Si's infamous attempt to pet a King's Guard horse in London after Lana found YouTube comments calling him out. Plus, Si shared why he's heading off to his granddaughter's preschool graduation today. Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si nearly veered off the road when he heard an ad pronounce Sistema as Systema instead of how everyone normally says it. The team weren't convinced by his new version, even when they tried turning it into Si-stema. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bondy fell asleep right in the middle of a phone call with a mate while sitting in the afternoon sun. Lana revealed Si did the exact same thing last week, snoring his way through an exclusive movie preview in a dark cinema. If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lana read out some brutal YouTube comments from people calling Si out for ignoring the signs and trying to pet a guard's horse in the UK. Luckily, his daughter Lily jumped into the comments section to defend him. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si tested Speedy and Lana on TV show theme tunes, and Speedy knew Glee within two seconds. The quiz came about after news broke that Glee is returning for a reboot, though fans are pretty split on whether the show should actually be brought back. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si remembered the time he went whale watching in Kaikōura and the boat before them came back listing to one side because a great white shark had bitten into the pontoon. Speedy and Lana agreed seeing a whale in real life is pretty amazing, even if half the people on board end up seasick. Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices