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Rachel, a 19-year-old trad wife, brings her husband in for couples counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A looksmaxxer's lifelong pursuit of perfection is put to the test. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A disgraced mommy vlogger pleads for her children’s forgiveness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline & Phillip discuss the moral implications of flying cars, mass surveillance, & AI supremacy just in time for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are strangers dumb enough to take are advice? Only time with tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are miracles for sale? This televangelist says they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can getting married too young ruin your life? At just 19, Rachel joins us to defend her marriage, her lifestyle, and the choices she’s made for her future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Renowned climate researcher Dr. Poorna Sen joins us in the studio to discuss the dangers that climate change pose for our generation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline surprises Phillip with his ex-girlfriend in attempt to offer him much-needed closure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline's boyfriend joins the podcast in a last-ditch attempt to salvage their relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Artificial Intelligence render life meaningless? Professor Peter Murphy, PhD, joins Caroline & Phillip to discuss digital consciousness, the future of work, Khloe Kardashian, lemonade stands, and Nobu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After being dishonorably discharged from the hospital, Caroline joins Phillip to discuss her selfless act of kindness, Hollywood nepo babies, the American healthcare system, and the unjust treatment of frat boys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

United by a shared hatred for their new gay employee, Caroline & Phillip expose the downfall of modern reporting, debrief Caroline’s red carpet interviews, and defend Mark Zuckerberg’s mega-yacht mishap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline & Phillip debate the ethics of lying to strangers, if your partner's friends count as your own, whether 40 is officially old, if fruit really does rot, and whether feminine energy might be the key to solving the energy crisis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline & Phillip debate who their therapist's favorite patient is, whether cars have pretty privilege, which famous historical figures might have been gay, and what Phillip should do after a gym employee read his personal diary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices