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*Special Copyright Strike Edition* The Morphy Boys watch Beastmaster. Rachel still has the mind of the warrior. Rachel jumps into a crocodile pit at the zoo to save a kid from being H*r*mbe’d. Tyler comes out very hard against Dog Rating. Rachel acquires a new morph and it doesn’t go well. The croco-daddy is causing problems for Rachel’s hormones. Rachel can’t stop morphing. The yeerks wanna recruit some Jonathan Taylor Thomas MFer to sway all teen girls to join The Sharing. Tyler shares childhood trauma again. Oops. This podcast is bristling with Yasmine Bleeth power. Burp the croc. The Morphy Boys share puberty awkwardness and wet dreams. BURP THE CROC! A new high in Animal Facts when Nate does the crocodile. Rachel gives birth before going on TV.

What up, shorms? Been a while eh? So the Morphy Boys are back. Have been back. Podcasting. For two years.  This is the pilot episode of podcast called Hate Speech Podcast. The Morphy Boys + sometimes guest pick a topic and hate on it or defend it.  This smorgasbord of hate is about someone a lot of the animorphs community knows and hates: THOMAS HEAP.  He’s the Animorphs YouTuber that makes right wing content about Animorphs. He runs a large Animorphs discord where he allowed a Nazi to be a mod. He thinks animorphs is too woke. And he also thinks jk Rowling is a better writer than KA Applegate.  Maybe some of you have this weird grudge with this little chud too. Past guest Greg certainly did as they are different sides of the same coin (British).  We thought some of you might vibe with our new thing and we have a whole two years worth of podcast out there for you. Check it out wherever you get your podcasts. It’s called Hate Speech Podcast.  https://hatespeechpod.com/

The Morphy Boys are back to finish the story. More war ethics. Can you find purpose in life after war has destroyed you? Can you find meaning in life after being suicidal? Arbron has. He goes from wanting his friend to kill him to wanting to die in a war he knows he can’t win. Lol owned. An andalite gets yeerkbrained. Lol double owned. Elfangor and Loren keep tying up Chapman after he continues to sell out the human race. Elfangor, Loren, and Visser 3 use The Time Egg. The Morphy Boys debate what it would be like to have sexual relations with dinosaurs. We’d smash. Would you? Elfangor gives up war to f**k, the more sensible choice. Wish more people would be like that, tbh. Then he goes out for cigarettes. The shocking origin of one of our faves is revealed and reviled. Remember: Don’t feel pain… Only feel good. All this and more in the thrilling conclusion of… The Andalite Chronicles Part 2!

This is it. The REAL last episode. Nate’s got a new toy and punishes Tyler with it. The takes are hot. The discourse is here. No animal facts. We listen to your messages. Look, I’m not gonna belabor this any further. This is the end. Everything everywhere ends. 160+ hours. 47 guests. But it started with two dudes exploring old stories and their friendship. Genuinely and for real: thank you for listening, even the losers and the haters.

This is it. It all ends here. But what is an ending if not a beginning everlasting? Semisonic closing time.

Time to meet god. Toobin! Featuring @EmilyBard20 THE GREAT RED DRAGON IS HERE Never take drugs.

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch RRR. Are you a Ram or a Bheem? Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about book 53 is Amanda (@GalacticUmami). All you ghost writers can kick rocks, because our main B in apartment 23 Kathy Apples is back in charge. Amanda gets in there hot with some wrestling facts. We assign some homework. Lots of homework. Tyler busts out a new impression. Nate has a libertarian checklist. People enjoy whatever you want, who cares? Visser 3 definitely has a macgruber book. What we want you to watch: RRR Everything Everywhere All At Once Nothing But Trouble Anaconda RoboCop Every episode of King of the Hill Goatse

Jon (@vernacularshift) joins the Morphy boys to discuss the necessary evil of book 52. Nate does not welcome Jon. Nate hates bearded men. Do you know rabbits scream? Scott Baculum. We also talk about what being a soldier does to your soul. To lighten it up, Tyler introduces a new game that’s taking the nation by storm!

Marco, Tobias and Ax form the finesses crew as they go forth to kidnap a governor! Nate thinks that bats are just leathery birds, Tyler attempts a moment of silence for our dear sweet dead dog (RIP Nepal). Lil regals us with stories of unemployment, being bombed, and Duck Facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also explore the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident and the non-existent PlayStation game Tank Commando here on Animorphing Time. Follow Lil @Broad__Abroad

Travis (@WlkngCntradctn) and Sasha return to talk about the Cassie book where she recruits disabled kids. I’m not gonna get longwinded about this but we tie morbius to this book.

What kind of cop would you be? Is a pun a pun or is it wordplay? Yehuda (@M2Yehuda)  comes in hot at being smarter than everyone (but especially Nate). Do you like Big Macs? We do. It causes some controversy. Nate hates McDonald’s fries. We’re getting literature professor serious with it. No one likes Tyler’s idea about Rachel being a surrogate mother. Do you dig the Scoop Crew? If you pick something up at the store and set it down somewhere else, you’re a BAD PERSON. Nate shows intelligent disobedience while inventing a new slur. Police dogs are included when we say “All Cops are Yeerks.”

Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about god knows what is Lilac (@anxiousounce). Rachel is a Freddy Krueger in this one! It’s nightmare on nightmares on White House’s on nightmare! What do you do when you have a nightmare? Nate likes nightmares. It’s David vs Rachel, y’all. With Crayak too. Tyler is too old to watch children movies. We all share nightmares. This is tough. This was just a good book. More Tyler trauma. Etc

Who’s ready to talk about race?  Lauren (@laurenfraz) joins the Morphy Boys to talk about the most problematic and insensitive Animorphs book. Tyler got it ALL out. It’s all out. Lauren teaches us about Water Ice. Nate posits that The Sunken Place is the most alluring part of Get Out. Hot Thomas Kincaid takes in this one. This book is icky. Racially. It’s a shame too because this book starts with a strong voice from Jake, and we finally give that Jake some kudos. Lauren needs to see The Crow. Lauren doesn’t need to watch Glory. This book is basically Glory. Lauren is Lincoln’s Wildest Dream.  Voyeuristic language about slave whipping? Ewwww. This is a horribly racist book and we try to tackle that. Either way, go out there and play Lauren’s VR MMO Zenith.

Bare witness to us, the Morphy Boys, trying Oreos and nacho cheese live on air. Witnessing the horrors is one Felix (@felixforrester) and he is shown horrors beyond human comprehension. But really, Oreos and nacho cheese is quite delicious, if the nacho cheese is warm enough. Tyler shows his ignorance with Deep Space 9. What is Visser 2 all about anyways? Tyler is a Colonels Bequest defender. National guards only love winning fights, Joe rogan, and winning fights against Joe rogan. What makes a good troop? Remember, war is only bad when it happens to American troops. The book falls apart and becomes war propaganda trash. Oh well.

The Morphy Boys try fan made beer for the podcast. Jen Beaupre (@invisiblecake) joins them for some numetal madness. This episode is sick and twisted. We have ghostwriter facts. Sammy Sosa facts? Bring back Dance Dance Revolution, you cowards. What was your DDR song? Sometimes you need a lost spouse expert. Marco goes emotion mode. Would you save your dad? We wouldn’t. Our dads suuuuuck. Did anyone really need Dan Carlin facts? RIP Marco. Check out Jen’s work here: https://www.jenbeaupre.com/ Her Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/jenbeaupredesigns