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Ever since the SCOTUS overturning of Roe V. Wade, there has been an avalanche of aging, childless, barren, irrelevant, screeching females yelling that they want to " burn everything to the ground " if they can't murder their child. Meanwhile, none of the old blobs can ever actually HAVE children. What horse do these annoying ancient hens have in this race? SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

In a completely surprising turn of events, ROE V. WADE was overturned today....does this mean that an actual " Red Wave " is coming? Is the tyrannical grip of progressive lefty politics going to finally loosen? Is Trump going to run again? and what does this mean for more residents of Ferndale, Michigan?? SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

If you take away the homosexuality, abductions, manipulation, incarceration, strangulation and murder.....John Wayne Gacy is kind of a good guy.  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

All of a sudden, like so many things in this world, we have to all care about something that we've never heard of. Now we have JUNETEENTH. I have no idea what it is and I don't know why I have to learn about it. Why can't I just water my lawn and be left alone? SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

 Back in the 90's, the order of the day was to " show tolerance " for different cultures, sexuality, skin color, and religious beliefs. Now thirty years later, tolerance isn't even being mentioned - you have to actively DEFEND AND CELEBRATE other people's proclivities....and only from the progressive Left! If you don't? You are screwed.  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

It's only Monday of a brand-new week, and there's already so much going on...but at least I'm getting a NEW front porch!  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

With the mid-terms coming up, I'm flabbergasted on watching the democrats double-down on all of their failed and ridiculous policies while regular Americans take it up the donkey chute paying high prices for gas and food. Is that the hill you all want to die on, democrats?? SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

I really don't like this new trend of adults using the made-up word : " Adulting " - unfortunately, I myself don't feel like Adulting today. My evil plan on this 100 degree day is to order a 5-topping pizza, sit on the couch, and play GTA Vice City... I know all of the cheat codes.  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

I have a phrase that I've been saying for the last few years and it gets more and more true every day - Don't Make YOUR Problems MY Problems! The world is being overrun by incompetent losers who don't take care of their own problems and....no one knows how to drive.  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

The next time someone brags about their electric car, just walk up to them and ask : " where does the power come from? " If they answer that it plugs into the wall, promptly disregard everything they say forever. Also - In the UK, a Youth Pride dance says parents are NOT welcome, and why I don't recycle.  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

KMBP SEASON FINALE'! Our modern world is one where up is down, stupid people are smart, print money to fight inflation, the dementia elderly should be President, incompetence is rewarded, kids are trans, boys are girls and can get pregnant, history is re-written, and you won't be allowed to own your own belongings anymore....and more! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

It's only June and we're already past 5 dollars a gallon of gas here in southern Michigan. Things are gonna get really REAL darned soon and the people who put Biden in office are directly responsible....and they had better figure this out ASAP.  SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net