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We review Gaijin Goomba’s review of The Last Samurai  Cam returns, gets drunk and then gives KoK the patented KoK treatment of misrepresenting our opinions so that he can call us cringe idiots We discuss Zach and Sushi potato again before getting stuck into the most GG video ever to goomba across the face of YouTube.  This was such a seminal work that we had to drop everything else we had planned to cover it, to the extent that Nick couldn’t even fit in a Conbini Boys segment. Along the way we include the seven deadly jvloggers, comparisons of Saitama’s adopted son to Tolstoy, and we also included the third installment of Debbie and the Drew in lieu of Nick’s culinary tips

Zach Phoenyx rises from the ashes to set the record straight

This week the KoK boys have a lot to talk about.  Greg is on the Whiskey and Nick starts by yet again trying to psyche Jay out of messing up the intro.  Greg tries to convince everyone he doesn’t use English at work anymore, which was believable considering he could barely string a sentence together.  We discuss the fallout from the Rob_in_Japan interview followed up by our main topic: Zach Phoenyx. Zach falls in to a category of common YouTuber visual tropes but also manages to cross the best (worst?) of them.  The pubic hair beard of Gaijin Goomba, the Rayban and backwards cap of Totally Drew, the unacknowledged trust fund of Chris Okano, and the laziness of TkyoSam. We address some of the criticism of our previous episode, and despite the whiskey, Greg coherently and diligently points out our defense of Miss S. Potato. Taking inspiration from another JVlogger with experience being accused of inappropriate sexual opinions, we set this defense to some jazz piano to lighten the mood. Jay stumbles through the Simon and Martina drama.  Our new favorite Canadians with shared cat custody had a whirlwind romance and whirlwind divorce with their fans threatening each creator separately for a myriad of reasons.  Martina, like a normal and well adjusted person, decided to move back to Japan!  Don't worry, Martina, your love of weeb shit will turn you into a glorious daughter of Nihon with no issues whatsoever like so many before you. We end with a hilarious recounting of the New York Times recognized and official podcast of Japan (by Americans): The conbini boys!  What wonderful food did they discover? by "they" I mean the one who still lives here.  The other one just laughs like he microdoses mushrooms. We end the show by questioning our life decisions. Again.

The man, the myth, the legend Rob_In_Japan joins Jay in studio to talk about Asian women, Japan, Thai escorts, sex work, and becoming a professional YouTuber.

On this exciting installment we start with the old and end with the new. First we avoid spittle from Totally Drew and Jay goes on a holy pilgrimage.  Then the boys get in touch with their feminine side by reminiscing about Sailor Moon as GG (Formely known as Gaijin Goomba) talks about all the girly things he likes.  It will convince you to make your step-dad a non-alcoholic Raspberry Ginger. Afterwards we move on to exciting new titillating territory: eThots! We begin with ImJasmine the totally not self-absorbed "For reals guys, I'm quitting streaming!  I mean it this time" and currently active streamer sitting on the floor of her kitchen explaining why she hates YouTube.  Immediately following we address the controversy that is SushiPotato. Does cleavage grant you immunity from drug dealers in Kabukicho? Does deep throating bananas determine your destiny? Do hot tub streams fulfill your dreams?  Find out now!

This episodes starts off with some of the best banter in the post award era but it's too bad you can't hear it because Jay forgot to hit record for the first 5 minutes. After a swift and flawless recovery we get right back on track with the Jaded in Japan gals.  The ladies share some laughs before we disappoint them with yet another Japan based (but not in Japan) PUA. Like the good lover Nick thinks himself to be, we slowly ease the ladies into a mild introduction of Rob In Japan!  We start with his casual racism, yellow fever, and then move on to his sexual encounters.  Is Rob a gentleman? If by gentleman you mean describe how he corners women and gives graphic details of his conquests than yes! Rob is the quintessential gentleman. Thankfully the ladies are the forgiving type and offer their unique feminine perspective.  In the end the KoK boys learn an important lesson.  Bonus points if you can tell us what it is in the comments because honestly we forgot.

This week we celebrate our 50th episode in characteristic fashion by not doing what we said we would do in the last episode  Instead, Cam introduces Japan's latest meme which we dubbed as a ‘naijin smash’  Greg introduces 2 more as-yet-unreported jvloggers, and finally manages to get angered by one of them  Nick reaffirms his love for everything Conbini boys, as if needed reaffirming  Then after the ever present segment of ‘Goomba watch’ we round off the episode with an interesting bit of analysis from one of our YouTube followers 

In this episode we introduce some of the most flaky segues yet We speak about the British We speak about people who need to find something to punch We speak about monkey jobs We speak about gaijin bananas We speak about conspicuous sexual entities We speak about sex offenders We speak about Golden nuggets from the past We speak about delicious tasty treats We speak about that title We speak about about a lack of understanding of STDs And if that wasn’t enough, Cam’s back 

Episode 47 Greg continues to disappoint everyone with his audio set-up  We share more garbage from the glorious gaffe giving gift called gaijin goomba. Seriously, this might be his most spurious theory to date.  We delve into a few more strange dating customs and fails from the weird and not-so-wonderful world of JVloggers Miceala gets overly excited about her new (although not really new now, but still going strong apparently) boyfriend Daniel Lord gets overly excited about Black Mirror, but fails to reflect properly on his own life  We introduce the man that makes the average Asian ex-pat seem like a Mormon in comparison We use a juvenile joke to pay homage to one of the rare interesting jvlog videos  And finally another new introduction ‘Japanese Journey’ passes on a tidbit to get the MRA listeners wound up.  Oh, and stay to the end because there’s a clip of Nick pissing. Only on a pre-recorded stream.