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Bacon and CGAR return for Episode 165! From discovering pallets of Pumpkin Spice Dude Wipes at Sam’s Club and surviving rainy PT tests to how vaping Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups will tank your run time, the guys cover it all. Plus, they vent about IPPS-A pay chaos, coin “1st Compo Problems” (17% APR Charges included), conceal-carry a “semi-automatic DeWalt,” and reminisce about cracking a Coors Banquet under the old armory parking lot Retention Tree during military history.

In Episode 164 of Eyes Forward March, Sergeant C’Gar and Senor Bacon return to home base to tackle the latest rumors about the Army PT test (hello, stopwatch and clipboard!). They also swap stories about military motorcycle safety courses and drop some wild military history facts. But the real dumpster fire begins when the conversation derails into a hilarious debate over the absolute horrors of menthol and “Dumpkin Spice” Dude Wipes. Grab your gear and tune in for the laughs!

Get ready for pure barracks-room banter as Sergeant C’Gar kicks off this episode with Senior Bacon live from the Sustainment Center of (some sort of) Excellence. Between surviving brain-melting SPO math and the pure chaos of military HR leave policies, the hosts dive headfirst into the wildly unverified rumor mill sweeping Army social media—from gutting the ACFT deadlift to the return of collar ranks and ball caps. Add in an off-the-rails military history segment featuring John Paul Jones, deep thoughts on inflation at the local gentleman’s club, and building the ultimate budget DVD media server with Major Payne and Howard the Duck, and you get an unfiltered hour of laughs that proves you should never take Army life too seriously. Tune in and find out why this one belongs at the top of your playlist!

In this episode, Senior Bacon broadcast from a hotel room to tackle the Army’s new waist-to-height ratio standards and the sheer tragedy of missing out on a four-day pass. The conversation quickly pivots to the wild west of artificial intelligence, breaking down the concept of “vibe coding,” LLM token costs, and why feeding your unit’s ID numbers into a chatbot is a massive cybersecurity risk. After a military history segment that uncovers the literal moth behind the first computer bug, the guys close out with a candid reflection on the 25th anniversary of 9/11, the questionable ethics of commemorative cigars, and the harsh realities of mental health on deployment. P.S. AI wrote this.

Don’t be fooled by the title, it’s just your favorite two old GI’s: Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar shooting the breeze. They have a quick conversation in this episode about retirement and the things they are doing between now and that special day.

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back with another action packed episode. The two further dive into the new Weight/Hight Standards. G’Gar has said farewell to most of his hobbies. With more time to focus on career and family he might be lost in the sauce. Senior Bacon is not a tech nerd and suddenly looses audio for no reason. Military History wraps up another crazy show.

Just when you think the old crusty duo don’t have anything to talk about, C’Gar and Bacon follow though but with a twist… C’Gar Rants in the middle of Military History.. But there’s more.

In this episode Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon have conversation about the new Army Height / Weight Standards. You’ll probably finish this episode with more questions than answers, but hey at least you don’t have to be embarrassed when you step on the scale anymore!

C’gar is on vacation while catching up with Bacon to ensure that an episode comes out for your listening pleasure. Find out what’s new and get your fill of Military History.

Your favorite ol’ crusties are back at the microphone talking about whatever trips their triggers. The conversations is candid as always and leads to nowhere. Fueled by nicotine, caffeine and adult beverages the duo talks the 250 UFC fights, settings, and so much more.

In this episode Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’gar catch up on what is new. They talk, travel and food before getting into a recent article about the enemies using our technology against us. Experience what we coin a “call back” in the industry as they wrap up with Military History.

Unofficially sponsored by a new adult beverage out of Minnesota, Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar touch base in this shorter than average episode just to catch up and share a few laughs before getting back to work. When things get busy it’s hard to take a break and talk with your friends. Sometimes your friends don’t get the hint right away, but give them some time. Their lives may be just as busy as yours.

In this short / not so short episode of EFM Sergeant C’Gar has only been home a few days since the last episode. C’Gar tells his tails of a certain barracks that he was staying in. Of course there is so much more when C’Gar and Bacon start telling stories. Join us on Fluxer: https://fluxer.gg/MdfOaTXw

It’s our first episode of Tales from the Smoke Pit. Senior bacon tells a funny story from his time in the service while Sergeant C’Gar and special guest host Civilian Polygon try to wrap their heads around this story.

Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon have a laugh or two about a fairly new movie available to stream on Netflix called, “War Machine”. The goal here was to do a movie review and we’re not sure if one was even done. The two poke fun at “Hollywood” mistakes but overall give it a score of… Well, you’ll just have to listen. Warning! Spoilers await.