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29/10/26, Take Me To Poundland - Rich and Ally cover the big news of the day, the fact that Poundland might be going out of business. What could have caused this? Plus a report from a Poundland where you can get batteries for a pound, but probably not very good ones.

Tuesday 27th October 2026 - Nuclear Perineum. Rich and Ally are back. Or are they? Is this even happening? Let's hope not because our PM has advised us to stuck up on legumes for an upcoming and unspecified disaster. Well, it can't be worse than what's happening here.

23/10/26 Sticky Globes - Rich and Ally would like to apologise to the pigeon community for any offence caused by yesterday's Newsround. Today we look at smashed historical artefacts and who will be the next BondJamesBond. Will it be Ally? Watch this space.

22/10/26 Dirty Pigeons. Rich and Ally are here to talk about Kyle Maclachlan and very expensive Pokemon cards. Lots of singing in this one, so if you don't like that then best avoid this. I'd say best avoid the whole thing in general, but I can't tell you what to do.

20/10/26, Potty Trained Interloper - Rich and Ally attempt to talk about a serious news story, but their studio is invaded by a malicious force which they have to deal with. At least they nearly kept to their time this time.

Monday 19th October 2026 - Ameliorate The Situation. Rich and Ally start a brand new week covering the only news stories that matter: the non-discovery of Amelia Earhart's plane and Andy Burnham coming down hard, but not hard enough on people playing music on public transport. All packed into five minutes as usual, with limited same phrases.

6/10/26 Time Tinkerer. Rich and Ally get into some quite personal territory that you might wish to skip through, before being the only media outlet being brave enough to turn against the dictatorial star at the centre of our solar system. Should it wear clothing of any kind? Probably not.

Wednesday 14th October 2026 - Are You Taking The P*ss. Rich and Ally are back for a post-prandial Newsround which you probably don't want to watch while you're eating, especially if you're eating a Solero, about a dastardly criminal and his propensity for destruction. No kink shaming intended. Though you should be ashamed of your kinks. Or at the very least not proud of them.

13/10/26, Andy Burnham Is a Liar. Rich and Ally are back to discuss the result of the Pottery Throwdown and the proof that Andy Burnham's pants are on fire, with proof straight from the crocodile's mouth. Also how did Ziggy lose her arms? We might find out today. Don't miss it. Makes GB News look woke as fudge.

8/10/26 Flea Glob - Rich and Ally (and Ziggy?) look at the upcoming new pandemic and the return of the plague and try to accentuate the positive. A brave reporter is over at the Russian plague lab now and will let the world know how close to extinction we are.

7/10/26 Penile System. It's a serious topic for today's Newsround - is it OK to kill a murderer or does that just make you a murderer too? Who better to work this out than a washed-up comedian, a 134 year-old ventriloquist dummy and a naked baby with a disembodied arm? No one that is who.

5/10/26 Randrew Andrew's No Can Do It's a new week on Newsround, but same old rubbish. Today Rich, Ally and channel-mandated co-host Ziggy look at Andrew Mountbattenburg-Iceburg-Lettuce-Withagladsomemind- Windsor-Peppapigland attempt to prosecute the police who dared arrest him when he's (apparently) done nothing wrong. With the interview that the lamestreamers would kill for Randrew Andrew himself.

2/10/26 - Richard E Grant the Traitor. Last Newsround of the week and there have been some changes in the line-up. Let us know who you'd like to present ideally. The team talk about something you won't see in the LSM, the new series of Traitors and the stupidity of one of Rich's sworn enemies. Will Richard (Herring) ever get his revenge. It's doubtful. Certainly not right now. Would you rather be on Traitors or Craven Newsround?

1/10/26 County Fair Merkin - Rich and Ally are back with a new co-host to talk about why being bald is masculine and why we have pubic hair. You won't get this in the lamestream media. Except in the Guardian.

29/9/26 - No Speculation. Rich and Ally cover a story that you won't have read about in LSM, some suspicious activity around RAF Fairford. Even if you've got wind of it then I don't think any of your news sources will have come at it from this angle. There will be no speculation in this one. Just cold hard facts based on stuff that we've heard from strangers on social media. Plus an on the spot report from... ooops nearly told you.