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In this episode we discuss Maddy's medical credentials, all the classic medical archetypes, the hit piece by Ashley Tisdale that's rocking the nation, the irksome nature of Hil Duff singing about bj's, having a "face for medicine", the freakishness of a man with a full head of hair, how nurses are the backbone of society, doctors salaries in the 90s, wanting a doc with a perma-iced coffee in hand, the fear of having your jeans cut off in front of your co-workers and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss a massive scandal rocking the Terry's Chocolate Orange world, what the deal is with Toffifee, using Ferrero Roche to psychologically terrorize someone, knowing all the textures from Muppet Christmas Carol by heart, mixing family annihilators and terminal children with Christmas, the complexity of the character of "George", pigtail catheters, how every time a muppet frowns an angel gets its wings and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss psychological disorder associated with chasing ping pong balls and buses, moms always putting Cornation Street on the tv, how this show smacks of being a Canadian production, golden papyrus font of the 90s, being a young Canadian yearning for American Hollywood, the invention of bangs and the industrial hair revolution, the pornographic tone, the era of feminism as just "women who do mixed martial arts", the need for cyclopses to have legal capacity to consent to being pants-ed, finding out you're ugly by seeing a pic of the back of your head, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the Amber Alert that’s been out for us (oops), commercials for dementia that ruin your whole day, being a piggybacking troll on Ghost Tok, giving the 3rd P name sister the name Phoebe, the concept of an audition recipe, a shark-cuterie board, the humiliation of being found dead mid-spell, pinot noir penne, being a nepo witch, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss how the city is overrun with 50ft skeletons, the cheugy-ness of pumpkin spice, catfishing the youth, an anthropological study of “say cheese”, a conspiracy theory about Shoppers, the characters that everyone knows in a town, the number 1 rule of PR - get ahead of it, the atrocity of saying cheddar instead of cheese, the iconic skeletons-at-the-bbq tableau, going through an orb phase, the “i coulda sworn” trope, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss Maddy dancing with her substitute teacher, the statute of limitations for spoiling the catfish doc, TIFF, Liv getting bullied by the youth at school, having a baby ma’am or sir, Snack Of The Week feat. Jaffa Cakes, the character archetype of “surly man with a dark passenger”, the reason he’s called Dr.House (spoiler alert: it’s horrifying), having to act out a medical event, how it’s always lupus, Omar Epps eating a baloney cig, the phrase “get in her pants”, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the catfish doc sweeping the nation, cartwheels as a sign of personality disorder, body fluid rorschach tests on doctor paper, how daring your friends to eat a rotten burger is the perfect crime, making twins circus freakshows in the 90s, what we would do if we had a teen angel, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a human vs. acrylic nail in your food, all the brazen Legally Blonde rip-offs, millionaires like Kaley Cuoco stealing commercials from broke actors, the high of getting a Cinnabon, the psychological effect of getting cast as the fat dowdy woman, having a framed photo of your best friend and her husband, painting one funky nail for confidence and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss Maddy’s sick as hell GooGoo Dolls experience, Billy S level lyrics, Crush Orange Zero, when gum becomes mealy, resorting to snacking on a 1950’s lollipop, some Biscoff updates, going through an alien phase, our personal UFO encounters, having a zhjing ne sais quoi, Mulder and Scully wanting/needing to bang, using your sister’s alien abduction to get laid, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the Vans Warp Tour era of music, the current hierarchy of energy drinks, getting high and sending late night emails to equestrian clubs, Annabelle's new legal guardian, the nostalgic comfort of 2000s Ashton Kutcher, not being able to get your laugh dink up, stoner movies being for kids, the name Christie Boner, low budget movies aka Lobubus, repetition as the ultimate comedic device, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the experience of going to the mall, the murder allegations against Annabelle the doll, investing in a pool flottie, the dangers of an inflatable ring, the revelation that fig newtons are made of fig, linking arms banana-style as a kid, dirty costumes, the chemistry between B1 & 2, the tragic figure of Rat In The Hat, the quintessential back-to-school shoe shopping experience and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss mandatory running for school, the natural transition into Arnold in adulthood, putting miniature zen gardens in your mom’s stocking, a new pop (rock) of the week, centipedes invading the home, car-based urban legends, yassifying the Frizz, entering Arnold without his consent, the bus being a dog basically, being obsessed with breaking a Guinness world record, your whole class smelling your poop, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the discovery of all the Tubi stars in our midst, the antipasto scandal rocking the nation, getting rocked and rammed at Weird Al, a POW featuring Fanta Pineapple, Larry and Maurice as the OG iconic duo, the little phrase that captured the imaginaysh of every kid, teaching kids to hate landlords, a children’s story about a sexual criminal, forcing a kid to take dog doodoo to school, a maple syrup horror story and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss how everyone and their mother is getting botox, getting moles removed, pool kids vs. non-pool kids, advertisers making poop hot, Storybook Weaver & Cross Country Canada, cannibals eating boot leather, another banger POW featuring Cove, the joy of sprinkler days, The Hair of George, the infamous B44 Skydome sleepover, school radio, improv and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss training to lucid dream, the new 15 inch Capri Sun, Liv’s current state of psychosis, the humiliation of reading text msgs in court, Maddy's discovery of the whole Labubu thing, POW feat. Peace Tea, the chalk on Bubble Tape, decor in the 90s aka the worst era for design, decorative plates, sexy leg lamps, dastardly colour combos, tables made of dollhouses, putting everything on a diagonal, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!