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51 years ago today those gales came early.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Measles is so back, Wendy's is offended at an offer, Flamin' Hot is coming to your air fryer, a quarter of dudes are unhappy with their offerings and kids need to move more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Popeye's is getting spicy, people are making AI nudes of us ordinary folks, "duty sex" is a thing and a third of us lie to get pills! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting coffee cereal, Panera breakfast game is no joke, having a load of kids is a flex now, psychos get more second dates and it's National Donut Day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cold showers may get you to work more often, most of us feel the holidays are stale AF, Tyson has new nuggie shapes and gas is high bro. Way high. Higher than ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Happiness researcher" is apparently a job? We are not tapping into that retirement even when we retire, McDonald's is getting McSued over the McRib and today is election day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is accusing the wrong people, pilots are dozing behind the controls, A&W brings back a seasonal delight and welcome to November! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oooooh man, it's Devil's Night! If you grew up in the 80's you know what that means? Usually not a dang thing. Happy Halloween faithful Index streamer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new "Sexiest Man Alive," sugar may not be the frenzy-inducing monster we made it out to be, not many of us know how much we'll need in retirement and Arby's runs back a seasonal classic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthopic may end society, 1 in 5 homowners can't shake the "home" on vacation, Sonic has it's Winter emu together and apparently this Winter is gonna be spicy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wingstop is getting spicier, GLP-1 users don't recognize themselves anymore, Halloween candy is pricey as Hell and it's National American Beer Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween Week! Popeye's brings back a holiday classic, grown-ass adults love peanut butter & jelly, Dutch Bros has a wild holiday treat and banks say something bad is about to happen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meta has to pay up, Taco Bell is remixing their nacho fries, older divorced dudes have it rough and GLP-1 users are losing weight and their identities! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A storm is brewing out East, dudes get real dumb trying to get swole, Reese's is back with the big one and holiday air fare is going to be absurd this year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We may be able to make hooch at home soon, we want to know if anyone died at the house before we buy it, getting off can have you breathing easier and ghosting affects...the ghoster? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.