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Dr. Apples recounts his search for the legendary Giggling Goblin Green tea, a brew so potent it makes Vegas headliners look tame. Between dodging eye fuzzies and side-stepping hobos with dubious financial advice, he stumbles into a tea house straight out of a fever dream, run by British gentlemen with Oxford-grade eccentricity and a barista who warns him like a haunted fortune cookie. Just as he’s sipping on the promise of anarchy, in burst pirates—the eco-conscious kind with sustainable swag and caffeine cravings sharper than their wooden swords. Dr. Apples, never one to waste a good mess, tricks them into sipping enchanted teas that launch them into chaotic side quests: a burger brawl with the Deep Fry Demon, a romantic math show featuring a flirtatious sea monster, a Black Friday bloodbath, and a theatrical debut that gets booed off stage. Peace is restored, pirates are dispatched, and Dr. Apples walks out victorious—tea in hand and trouble on the horizon. ************************************************************************* What happens when you mix a dash of whimsy with a pinch of mystery and a whole lot of tea? Journey with us into the whimsical world of Dr Apples, where a simple stroll down Tchoupitoulas Street leads to an unexpected encounter with a clingy eye fuzzy and a detour into the mystical Temporal Tastings House. Meet the enigmatic tea masters, Reginald Thistlewaite and Percival Fortiscue, as they offer brews that promise to unlock doors to realms beyond our understanding. You'll find yourself pondering the peculiar and pondering the possibilities as we sip on tales that transcend reality.    Prepare for a tide of laughter as we chart a course through the chaotic and comedic adventures of a pirate in "Calculus of Love." This lovesick buccaneer takes on algebraic affection challenges in a quest to win over the extraordinary Gertrude Boo, a mer-octopus with a flair for the dramatic. From surviving the madness of Black Friday to stealing the show on a Hollywood stage, our pirate's escapades are filled with humor, romance, and unexpected turns. Join us for a rollicking tale of love, algebra, and the surprising paths we navigate in pursuit of our dreams. CAST  Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora  Reginald Thistlethwaite - Jon Mcnally  Percival Fortescue - Chris Sansom Captain - Cormac Brennan Pirate 1 / Hobo / Audience 1 / Customer 1- Nasim Benelkour Pirate 3 / Announcer - Matt Beckius Lacie – Lacye A. Brown Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever wonder what happens when you lose a sock in the laundry?  Get ready for spin cycle shenanigans with Dr. Apples as he investigates "The Lost Laundry Legend and the Shoe Syndicate's Sinister Scheme!" When his favorite sock pulls him into a portal, he lands in the lint trap of the universe, battling a shoe syndicate with more twists than a pretzel.  reunite them. Join us as we navigate a labyrinth of forgotten relics and more.    But that's not all—prepare to be transported into a realm where upcycling meets whimsy, and worn-out flip-flops find new life as vibrant phone cases. With themes of creativity and sustainability woven into a tapestry of magical storytelling, these two paragraphs will make sense in the end after listening to this wonderful episode!  It’s a tale to knock your socks off—or at least keep you entertained!  CAST Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Mr. Steiner - Jon Mcnally Flip-Flap - Devin Baird Boot-Tista / Sock 7 - Cormac Brennan Kicks Fury - Matt Beckius Sock 4 - Mel Torrefranca Extra Socks - Lacye A. Brown Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever wondered what it's like to be a sentient piggy bank with a penchant for interdimensional mischief? Join us as we navigate the zany world of Mr. Steiner, Dr. Apples' delightfully chaotic personal assistant. From preventing appliances from opening wormholes to entertaining alien diplomats with dubious truth serums, Mr. Steiner’s escapades promise to keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat. You’ll hear all about his unique challenges, from taming rogue gadgets to interpreting ancient texts, all while managing the unpredictable antics of Dr. Apples.    Prepare yourself for a hilariously unpredictable ride as Mr. Steiner regales us with his candid confessions and whimsical anecdotes. Discover the true meaning of intergalactic paperwork and why you should always have bacon on hand. With tales that span across dimensions and species, including a memorable mix-up with Martian aphrodisiacs, this episode is sure to leave you in stitches. So, tune in, have a laugh, and perhaps bring some bacon along for the journey—Mr. Steiner assures us it's life-changing! CAST:  Mr. Steiner / Elderly Ghost  - Jon Mcnally Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when Dr. Apples ventures into Piggy Bank Land to settle a debt and uncovers a plot by the Penny Pinchers gang to steal a powerful magical device? Immerse yourself in this episode where the line between the mundane and the mystical blurs delightfully. We explore the shadowy corners of Dr. Apples' laboratory as he recounts his thrilling quest to secure the Gobble Nickel Transcripter—a gizmo capable of decoding any script in the cosmos. From cosmic errands to eavesdropped secrets, this whimsical journey is filled with quirky encounters and unexpected twists that will leave you spellbound.    Join us as we unravel the mystery of Hall Light's disappearance and its profound impact on the crystal community. Dr. Apples sheds light on the significance of balance and the vital importance of maintaining positive vibes in the face of challenges. Navigate through magical elements like time portals and celestial currents, and uncover the fascinating backstory of the Gobble Nickel. As the episode concludes, you'll be reminded to find magic in the everyday and to keep your imaginations wild and ready for what’s next. Tune in for an enchanting tale that promises more adventures to come! CAST: Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Teen Girl ONE - Mel Torrefranca Teen Girl TWO - Caitlin Ferguson Blop-Buster Employee - Matt Beckius Globert /  Crystal Guardian ONE - Nasim Benelkour Lacie - Lacye A. Brown Extra Piggy Bank/ Mall People – Avery A. Brown Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Join Mr. Steiner, Dr. Apples' charming and cheeky pet alien piggy bank, as he uncovers a ghostly gala. Amidst the spectral shenanigans, he finds a clue to Dr. Apples' mother's whereabouts. This whimsical and hilarious tale blends mystery, magic, and a touch of the absurd.    CAST:  Mr. Steiner / Elderly Ghost  -Jon Mcnally  Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora  Stacey, the Mattress Tag - Trina Deuhart   Ghost Spookles - Matt Beckius  Matthew/ Jazz/ Clumsy Ghost/ DJ Boo Beats - Nasim Benelkour  Pickle - Avery A. Brown Ghost 1 & 3 - Jay Brown  Portal – Lacye A. Brown Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever wondered what happens when an interstellar adventurer leaves his earthly assistant to manage the chaos? Join us for a whimsical and chaotic episode where Lacie, Dr. Apple's ever-resourceful assistant, steps in and shares her hilarious escapades. From handling alien restraining orders to correcting magical tax returns, Lacie's life is a rollercoaster of enchantment and mischief. And let's not forget the emergency involving Mr. Steiner and a counterfeit quarter that sent Dr. Apple running—leaving Lacie to take the spotlight!    Prepare to be thoroughly entertained as Lacie blabs with a touch of magic and lots of humor, offer a delightful peek into her unique role. Whether she's rescheduling time loops or preventing haunted snow globe sales, Lacie's charm and wit will keep you hooked. Tune in for a longer, more enchanting episode that guarantees laughter and a break from the mundane. CAST: Lacie- Lacye A. Brown Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you stumbled upon a hidden portal that led to a world where trees whisper ancient legends and roses sing? Journey with us as we follow Dr Apples, donned in his signature red three-piece suit, from the confines of his laboratory right into the heart of the mystical Whispering Woods. In our latest enchanting episode, Dr Apples recounts an adventure sparked by the calibration of a quantum flux inducer for a quirky alien houseplant. From behind a seemingly ordinary diner, he discovers a fantastical realm where every leaf has a story to tell, and the wise Oak Elder seeks his peculiar expertise to unravel the puzzling ways of humans.    As we bid a whimsical farewell to the Whispering Woods, Dr Apples muses on the simplicity—and humor—of the woodland's wisdom. The Oak Elder's pondering, whether a tree makes a sound if it falls with no one around, becomes a delightful metaphor for our own journey. Through humor, magic, and a touch of the absurd, Dr Apples reminds us to keep our imaginations wild and ready for the next adventure. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review to keep the magic alive. Join us for a storytelling experience where the peculiar meets the playful, and reality is just a suggestion. CAST:  Dr. Apples / Oak Elder / Tree - Anthony J. Santora  Trees – Lacye A. Brown  Tree #1 #3 - Trina Deuhart   Roses - Laura Gomez Oak Elder #2 / Tree  - Cormac Brennan Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Imagine wandering through a mystical bazaar where every artifact has a story and every coin has the power to transform into a mesmerizing gong. This week, we whisk you away to the enchanting town of Babblebrook with Dr Apples as our guide. Through his vibrant narration, you'll explore a market bursting with eccentric vendors and magical items, including the legendary Whispering Thyme herb. But hold on to your hats—the excitement peaks when a forbidden sack is opened, setting loose a magical coin that morphs into a luminous orb, casting a surreal glow over the entire bazaar. Expect a blend of humor, enchantment, and drama that will leave you craving more.    Join us on this spellbinding journey where Dr Apples recounts his whimsical adventures through time warps and captivating encounters. Coins transform, gongs sing, and the tales spun are nothing short of magical. As you listen, remember to feed your imagination and stay tuned for more fantastical stories. And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review—Dr Apples promises more whimsical adventures are just around the corner. So, gear up for an episode filled with wonder, laughter, and a touch of the fantastical. CAST:  Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora  Gong / Local – Lacye A. Brown  Vendor - Matt Beckius  Customer 4 - Nasim Benelkour  Sprite 2 - Caitlin Ferguson  Sprite 3 - Mel Torrefranca Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( LAB Shaman: Help you be your BEST self!Beauty, Perfume, Metaphysical Store & Resource! Products wrapped in love to make you feel special!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Dive into the zany universe of Dr. Apples with this special prologue episode! Caught in a whimsical experiment to finish his chores and bathe the Gargleblaster Galaxy in his sink, Dr. Apples explains his series, "Storytime with Dr. Apples" -filled with mystical and supernatural adventures. From navigating cosmic flows to tackling interstellar mishaps, each episode unfolds tales of intrigue, humor, and the bizarre.  Tune in and adjust your reality goggles—it’s time for the podcast to move to "Storytime with Dr. Apples"! Expect the unexpected, laugh out loud, and maybe, just maybe, help save a galaxy or two.  CAST: Dr. Apples- Anthony Santora Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( LAB Shaman: Help you be your BEST self!Beauty, Perfume, Metaphysical Store & Resource! Products wrapped in love to make you feel special!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when a magical birthday celebration takes a fantastical turn into the unknown? Join us on this whimsical episode of "Dr. Apples" as we navigate the enchanting yet eerie astral plane with Dr. Apples himself. He retreats to his room in his special birthday pajamas and steps into the astral plane, where he encounters a brilliant golden door adorned with a shimmering dragon. Faced with the choice between a luminous map and uncovering the truth behind the door, Dr. Apples chooses the latter, leading him into an ethereal yet ominous forest.    As Dr. Apples ventures deeper into the astral forest, the once celestial light turns into an eerie shadow, heightening the tension and filling the air with an insidious dread. Each step becomes heavier, the darkness tightening around him like a suffocating cloak. Experience the raw and potent fear as Dr. Apples grapples with the overwhelming darkness and the chilling silence of the forest.  Don't miss this captivating and spine-tingling adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What if a single eye could unveil multiple dimensions? Uncover the captivating tale of Dr. Apples, whose extraordinary white eye grants him the power to see beyond our reality. In this episode, we journey through his twisted life story, exploring his haunting obsession with the Fae, driven by a desperate quest to heal his mother. Guided by the enigmatic Ms. Toutant, Dr. Apples transitions from a curious boy to a sinister figure, addicted to the dark arts of extracting potions and secrets from the Fae.    Feel the anticipation as Dr. Apples approaches his 16th birthday, readying himself for an extraordinary astral journey that promises to unlock even greater knowledge. His confidence and excitement are palpable as he shares plans for this solo adventure, a thrilling gift he’s prepared for himself. This episode promises to captivate, revealing more about his interdimensional hunts and quest for power. Don’t miss out—subscribe and stay tuned for more enthralling chapters of Dr. Apples’ story. Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when a chaotic start spirals into a dramatic, life-altering transformation? Witness the extraordinary journey of Dr. Apples as he collapses into his mother's arms, leading to a profound shift in his reality. As Ms. BaRule and Ms. Toutant work tirelessly to nurse him back to health with a mysterious elixir, Dr. Apples enters a dream world filled with sacred geometry and dimensional curiosities that ignite his insatiable thirst for knowledge.    Upon awakening, Dr. Apples is confronted with a peculiar change! This new development stirs a mix of concern and intrigue. Join us as we explore his reaction, his mother's worried gaze, and Ms. Toutant's silent observations, all culminating in Dr. Apples' sinister smirk at the dark adventures that lie ahead. Don't miss this captivating episode that promises to unveil the next thrilling chapter of Dr. Apples' journey. Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever experience magic? Would you like to? Join us this week as we follow the young and audacious Teen Dr. Apples, who, driven by an urgent need to heal his ailing mother, embarks on a perilous magical journey. With newfound confidence from observing his mentor Miss Toutant's spell-casting, Dr. Apples decides to take matters into his own hands. But ambition without caution has its costs, and his daring conjuring attempt leads him through excruciating pain and surreal experiences that blur the lines of reality.    This episode is packed with tension, mystery, and a dash of fear. Will  Miss Toutant intervene at a critical moment? As Dr. Apples faces the bloody consequences of his rash actions, we are left wondering: will he find the help he so desperately needs? Join us at DrApples.com for more of these whimsical and harrowing tales, and don't forget to subscribe to never miss an episode! Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( LAB Shaman: Help you be your BEST self!Beauty, Perfume, Metaphysical Store & Resource! Products wrapped in love to make you feel special!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when a rebellious young wizard meets a powerful witch with a flair for the sinister? In this week's enchanting episode of "Dr Apples," we promise a captivating mix of humor, magic, and unforgettable lessons. As a master of Dark Magic Delight, Ms. Toutant helps shape Dr Apples' talents in tarot reading, elixirs, and even necromancy. Get ready to experience the hilarious mishaps of potion making, the profound wisdom of a second mother, and the eccentricities that make this magical mentorship truly transformative.    But that's not all—Ms. Toutant's contrasting magical techniques ignite a burning curiosity in Dr Apples, leading to groundbreaking theories about the metaphysical world. From making potions to casting spells involving romance, money, and death, this episode offers a fascinating look into alternative magical practices. With Miss BaRule's hopes of curbing Dr Apples' obsession with the Fae and Ms. Toutant's unique approach to magic, the stage is set for an adventure filled with magical experimentation and life-changing insights. Tune in to witness the captivating journey of Dr Apples and the transformative power of mentorship in the world of magic! Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when a mother's protective instincts clash with her son's insatiable curiosity about the Fae? On today's episode of Dr Apples, we explore this dramatic tension as Ms. BaRule confronts Dr Apples over his growing obsession with the mystical and perilous world of the Fae. Expect an emotional rollercoaster as their kitchen becomes a battleground for heated words and fiery emotions, leaving both their relationship and their furniture scorched. This isn't just a family squabble; it’s a vivid, high-stakes encounter that reveals a snippet of Miss BaRule's past and the mysterious allure of the Fae.   As Ms. BaRule's health deteriorates and her patience wanes, she considers a drastic measure to curb Dr Apples' fixation—a temporary exile in hopes of quelling his dangerous obsession.  Stay with us for an unforgettable journey filled with suspense, drama, and a touch of the fantastical. Don't miss out on what happens next in this spellbinding saga—subscribe and stay Apple-tastic! Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( LAB Shaman: Help you be your BEST self!Beauty, Perfume, Metaphysical Store & Resource! Products wrapped in love to make you feel special!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples