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2026 UFFL TNP: Week 6
2026/10/14
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Tuesday, October 13th, 2026
TNP: Week 5
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We are going into Week 6 of the UFFL Season, and Linkes is back! As are The Commish and John talking bad coaching decisions…and this time it wasn’t by the UFFL members!
•Tune in for the Week 5 Commissioner's Awards: Monster Energy Boost, The Traitors award
•We discuss the big bloopers of the weekend and the Marvin Harrison Jr Trade.
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 6 matchups and our biggest surprises of the first 5 weeks of the UFFL season!
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WEEK 5 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 130 - Mutt and Jeff 110
• Free Jamal 159 - Gurley’s Gone 132
• Sleeping Giant 140 - Vicious and Delicious 104
• Kick-Ass Philalthropists 125 - Impact of Olestra 89
• Rochester Tschmingus 130 - West Coast 4 Life 88
• The Mission 165 - Compton’s Most Wanted 163
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WEEK 6 SCHEDULE
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• The Mission at Waiver Wire Heroes
• Free Jamal at Impact of Olestra
• Mutt and Jeff at Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Rochester Tschmingus at Gurley’s Gone
• West Coast 4 Life at Vicious and Delicious
• Compton’s Most Wanted vs Sleeping Giant
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2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) 4-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-2
3. Gurley’s Gone (John M. & Ben) - 3-2
4. Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 2-3
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 2-3
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-4
4. Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 1-4
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 5-0
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 4-1
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-3
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-5
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UFFL TNP: WEEK 5
2026/10/08
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, October 7th, 2026
TNP: Week 5
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We are going into Week 5 of the UFFL Season, and we're mixing it up again! Linkes had a little too much fun at Cheek's and Chris is still swimming with the Buffalos. So John and The Commish are doing things their way, which means no funny business!
•Tune in for the Week 4 Commissioner's Awards: Kozinski Blunder of the Week and The Monster Energy Boost Off the Week
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 5 matchups!
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WEEK 3 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 122 - Compton's Most Wanted 106
• Gurley's Gone 91 - West Coast 4 Life 80
• The Mission 131 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 122
• Free Jamal 166 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 139
• Mutt and Jeff 164 - Vicious and Delicious 126
• Rochester Tschmingus 102 - Impact of Olestra 63
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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Mutt and Jeff
• Gurley's Gone at Free Jamal
• Vicious and Delicious – at – Sleeping Giant
• West Coast 4 Life at Rochester Tschmingus
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists at Impact of Olestra
• The Mission at Compton's Most Wanted
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2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 3-1
2. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 3-1
3. Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 3-2
4. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-2
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-3
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-3
4. Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 0-4
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 4-0
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-1
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-2
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-4
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2026 UFFL TNP: Week 4
2026/10/01
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, September 30th, 2026
TNP: Week 4
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We are going into Week 4 of the UFFL Season, and change is in the air. Chris and Linkes swap spots - Linkes in the host chair and Chris with the disappearing act. John and The Commish took their respective microphones and exchanged wits, analysis, and a few choice words about week 3, and what the heck Batting Cleanup means.
•Tune in for the Week 3 Commissioner's Awards: Blunder of the Week,Disappearing act, and Tattoo's Came Up Just Short Award.
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 4 matchups!
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WEEK 3 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 127 - Free Jamal 114
• Gurley's Gone 159 - Mutt and Jeff 129
• Vicious & Delicious 123 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109
• Impact of Olestra 95 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 85
• The Mission 135 - West Coast 4 Life 88
• Rochester Tschmingus 107 - Compton's Most Wanted 106
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WEEK 4 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Compton's Most Wanted
• Cardiff The Giant Killer at Free Jamal
• Vicious and Delicious – at – Mutt and Jeff
• Gurley's Gone at West Coast 4 Life
• Impact of Olestra at Rochester Tschmingus
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists at The Mission
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2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-1
2. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 2-1
3. Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 1-2
4. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-2
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-0
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-2
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-2
4. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-3
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 3-0
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 2-1
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-1
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-3
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2026 UFFL TNP: Week 3
2026/09/24
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026
TNP: Week 3
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We are going into Week 3 of the UFFL Season, and teams are about to separate themselves from the pack in each of the 3 divisions. Tonight's show was a dynamic duo of John B. and Chris. The Commish was off to Gettysburg to re-enact the Battle of..... Hastings?.... no .... Battle of the Bulge?.... the one with that charge or something....
Tune in for the Week 2 Commissioner's Awards: Traitor of the Week, and the Monster Energy award!Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 3 matchups!And it's the final show (we think) for Chris as host! So we take a stroll down memory lane and say goodbye to the old, and will soon say hello to the new Host for Total Nonsense!_____________________
WEEK 2 RESULTS
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Compton's Most Wanted 89 – Gurley's Gone 87 Rochester Tschmingus 129 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 126 Vicious & Delicious 117 – Free Jamal 98 The Mission 150 – Impact of Olestra 71 Mutt & Jeff 141 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 127 Waiver Wire Heroes 118 – West Coast 4 Life 99________________________
WEEK 3 SCHEDULE
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West Coast 4 Life – at – The Mission Rochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted Vicious and Delicious – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists Impact of Olestra – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer The Mission – at – Impact of Olestra Free Jamal – at – Waiver Wire Heroes______________________
2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-1
2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 1-1
3. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-1
4. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 1-1
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 2-0
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-1
3. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-2
4. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 0-2
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 2-0
2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-0
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 1-1
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-2
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2026 UFFL TNP: Week 2
2026/09/17
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Tuesday, September 15th, 2026
TNP: Week 2
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1 week of UFFL Fantasy Football has come and gone, and now it's time to see who will right the ship, continue the momentum, or dig deeper into the hole ...
Tune in for the Week 1 Commissioner's Awards: (our newest award) Traitor of the Week, the Jason Linkes Vanishing Act, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events award!Don't miss our in-depth coverage of who was good, who was bad, and just what the hell happened to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th teams in the UFFL Power Rankings?!?!Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 2 matchups!_____________________
WEEK 1 RESULTS
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Compton's Most Wanted 160 – West Coast 4 Life 141 Kick-Ass Philanthropists 119 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 78 Vicious & Delicious 130 – Impact of Olestra 98 The Mission 159 – Rochester Tschmingus 157 Gurley's Gone 145 – Waiver Wire Heroes 76 Free Jamal 104 – Mutt & Jeff 102________________________
WEEK 2 SCHEDULE
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West Coast 4 Life – at – Waiver Wire Heroes Compton's Most Wanted – at – Gurley's Gone Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Rochester Tschmingus Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Mutt & Jeff The Mission – at – Impact of Olestra Free Jamal – at – Vicious and Delicious______________________
2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-0
2. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-0
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 0-1
4. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 0-1
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 1-0
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-0
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 0-1
4. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-1
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– West Division –
1. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 1-0
2. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 1-0
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 0-1
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-1
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2026 UFFL TNP: West Division Season Preview
2026/09/02
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Monday, August 31st, 2026
West Division Season Preview
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The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the West Division!
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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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WEST DIVISION
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–– The Mission –
QB: Lawrence/JAX, Maye/NE, Jones/IND
RB: Brown/CIN, Hubbard/CAR, Tuten/JAX, Bigsby/PHL, Hampton/LAC, Brooks/CIN, Dowdle/PIT, Gordon/MIA, Vidal/LAC, Shipley/PHL
WR: Shaheed/SEA, Brown/DET, London/ATL, Smith-Njigba/SEA, Addison/MIN, Tucker/LVR, Rice/KC, Nabers/NYG
TE: Warren/IND, Hockenson/MIN
Def: CHI, GB, DEN
Prax: RB Desrosiers/LAC, QB Sanders/CLV
IR: RB Benson/ARZ
Draft: 1 - TE Stowers/PHL, 2 - RB Washington/LVR, 2 - WR Brazzell/CAR,
3 - QB Simpson/LAR, 3 - WR Sarratt/BLT, 5 - WR Burks/IND, 5 - RB Taylor/JAX
–– West Coast 4 Life –
QB: Young/CAR, Rodgers/PIT, Darnold/SEA, Lance/LAC
RB: Montgomery/HOU, Swift/CHI, Barkley/PHL, Johnson/CHI, Brooks/CAR, Estime/NO
WR: Egbuka/TB, Franklin/DEN, Olave/NO, Metchie/CAR, Mumpfield/LAR, Meyers/JAX, TeSlaa/DET, McLaurin/WSH
TE: Andrews/BLT, Ferguson/LAR, Stover/HOU, Kraft/GB
K: Pineiro/SF
Def: PIT, NE, ARZ
Prax: RB Blue/PHL, WR Noel/HOU
Draft: 1 - WR Lemon/PHL, 3 - TE Klare/LAR, 4 - RB Heidenreich/PIT, 5 - WR Allen/KC
–– Rochester Tschmingus –
QB: Allen/BUF, Nix/DEN, Rattler/NO, Shough/NO, Richardson/IND, Wilson/NO
RB: Skattebo/NYG, Judkins/CLV, Spears/TEN, Demercado/DAL, Sampson/CLV
WR: Wilson/PIT, Watson/GB, Tillman/NO, Jeudy/CLV, Slayton/DAL, Robinson/TEN, Thomas/JAX, Aiyuk/FA, Leggette/CAR
TE: McBride/ARZ, Kincaid/BUF, Fant/NO
K: Meyers/SEA
Def: NYG, JAX
Prax: RB Mullings/TEN, QB Gabriel/CLV
IR: WR Pearsal/SF, WR Dell/HOU, WR Kirk/SF
Draft: 1 - TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2 - RB Coleman/DEN, 2 - WR Boston/CLV,
2 - WR Williams/WSH, 2 - WR Bell/MIA, 2 - WR Bernard/PIT,
3 - WR Bell/BUF (Traded to KAP), 3 - WR Hurst/TB, 3 - TE Delp/NO,
3 - RB McGowan/IND, 4 - WR Coleman/MIA, 4 - WR Thompson/LAC,
WR Lance/NO (Traded from KAP)
–– Compton's Most Wanted –
QB: Fields/KC, Daniels/WSH, Mariota/WSH, Jones/SF, Watson/CLV
RB: Bijan Robinson/ATL, Henry/BLT, Rodriguez/JAX, Hill/BLT, Allen/NYJ, Dillon/CAR
WR: Hill/FA, Dotson/ATL, Brown/WSH, Stribling/SF (draft pick), Jefferson/MIN,
Ridley/TEN, Sutton/DEN, McCaffrey/WSH
TE: Likely/NYG, Smith/GB, Parkinson/LAR
K: Butker/KC, Stevens/WSH
Def: DET, PHL
Draft: 3 - WR Stribling/SF, 3 - TE Joly/MIA, 4 - QB Allar/PIT, 5 - RB Miller/NE
2026 UFFL TNP: Central Division Season Preview
2026/08/26
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Thursday, August 25th, 2026
Central Division Season Preview
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The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the Central Division!
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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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CENTRAL DIVISION
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–– Cardiff The Giant Killer –
QB: Burrow/CIN, Hurts/PHL
RB: Williams/LAR, Achane/MIA, Allegier/ARZ, Tracey/NYG, Holani/SEA, Singletary/NYG
WR: Higgins/CIN, Wilson/NYJ, Smith/PHL, Pickens/DAL, Flournoy/DAL, Downs/IND, Coker/CAR, Boutte/HOU, Thornton/KC
TE: Bowers/LVR, Tonges/SF, Schultz/HOU, Parkinson/LAR, Otten/TB
K: Dicker/LAC
DEF: BLT, CLV, LAR
Prax: WR Harris/LAC, RB Allen/JAX
Draft: 2 - RB Black/SF, 4 - TE Raridon/NE, 5 - WR Benson/LVR, 5 - QB Payton/PHL
–– Vicious & Delicious –
QB: Goff/DET, Purdy/SF, Bagent/CHI, Milton/DAL
RB: Pollard/TEN, Etienne/NO, Davis/DAL, Dobbins/DEN, Hall/NYJ, Etienne/CAR, Miller/NO, Harvey/DEN
WR: Flowers/BLT, Collins/HOU, Reed/GB, Vele/NO, Jennings/MIN, Coleman/BUF, Nailor/LVR
TE: Dulcich/MIA, Kmet/CHI, Johnson/NO
K: McPherson/CIN
DEF: NO, MIA, CAR
Prax: WR Bech/LVR, WR Bond/CLV
Draft: 1 - RB Singleton/TEN, 2 - WR Branch/ATL, 3 - WR Douglas/MIA, 4 - RB Hemby/LVR, 4 - TE Hibner/BLT, 5 - WR Law/DET, 5 - WR Cameron/JAX
––Kick-Ass Philanthropists –
QB: Mahomes/KC, Stroud/HOU
RB: Brooks/GB, Jeanty/LVR, Pacheco/DET, Charbonnet/SEA, Monangai/CHI, Smith/KC, Croskey-Merritt/WSH
WR: Lamb/DAL, Higgins/HOU, Worthy/KC, Diggs/WSH, Washington/JAX, Burden/CHI, Godwin/TB, Chism/NE
TE: Taylor/NYJ, Kolar/LAC, Freiermuth/PIT, Goedert/PHL, Fanin/CLV
DEF: BUF, SF, HOU
Prax: RB Mafah/DAL, RB James/SF
Draft: 1 - WR Tate/TEN, 1 - RB Claiborne/MIN, 2 - RB Johnson/KC, 3 - WR Fields/NYG,
3 - WR Lance/NO (TRADED to RT), 4 - RB R. Henry/BLT, 4 - TE Trigg/DAL,
5 - RB Montgomery/NE, 5 - QB Green/CLV, 5 - TE Roush/CHI,
WR Skyler Bell/BUF (From RT in TRADE)
–– Impact of Olestra –
QB: Williams/CHI, Dart/NYG, Prescott/DAL
RB: Henderson/NE, Marks/HOU, Davis/BUF, Neal/NO, Perine/CIN
WR: Pierce/IND, Odunze/CHI, Dike/TEN, Horton/SEA, Royals/KC, Johnson/TB, Johnston/LAC, Mitchell/NYJ, Iosivas/CIN, M. Washington/MIA, Bateman/BLT
TE: Johnson/NYG, Okonkwo/WSH, Gesicki/CIN, All/CIN, Mayer/LVR
DEF: NYJ, TEN
Prax: WR Williams/NE, RB Tyus/CAR
Draft: 1 - WR Tyson/NO, 1 - RB Price/SEA, 2 - RB Allen/WSH, 2 - RB Randell/BLT,
5 - TE Endries/CIN
2026 UFFL TNP: East Division Season Preview
2026/08/22
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Thursday, August 20th, 2026
East Division Season Preview
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It's been a minute.... but the Boys are BACK BABY!! John B, Chris, and The Commish have returned to get you ready for another season of UFFL Dynasty Football. We begin with The Division of Champions - The East! As well as a word or two on the UFFL Hall of Fame Inductees for 2026.
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2026 UFFL Hall of Fame Inductees:
RB Darren Sproles
WR Wes Welker
QB Eli Manning
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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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EAST DIVISION
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–– Mutt & Jeff –
QB: Herbert/LAC, Willis/MIA, Smith/NYJ, Penix/ATL, Cousins/LVR
RB: Taylor/IND, Irving/TB, Jones/MIN, Brian Robinson/ATL, Williams/DAL, Wright/MIA
WR: Nacua/LAR, Brown/NE, Samuel/SF, Metcalf/PIT, Allen/IND, Ayomanor/TEN, Hutchinson/HOU
TE: Kittle/SF, Ferguson/DAL, Strange/JAX, Barner/SEA
K: Aubrey/DAL
DEF: LAC, WSH, SEA
Prax: RB Johnson/PIT, TE Arroyo/SEA
Draft: 1 - WR Cooper/NYJ, 4 - WR Young/CIN
–– Waiver Wire Heroes –
QB: Stafford, LAR, Mayfield/TB, Ward/TEN
RB: Jacobs/GB, Walker/KC, Wilson/SEA, Davis/NYJ, White/WSH, Mason/MIN, Tucker/TB, Kamera/NO
WR: McMillan/TB, Chase/CIN, Adams/LAR, Pittman, PIT, Williams/DET, Daniels/LAR, Wicks, PHL, Williams/NYJ
TE: Wiley/KC, Kelce/KC, Henry/NE, Helm/TEN
K: Fairbairn/HOU
DEF: DAL, IND
Prax: RB Giddens/IND, QB Howard/PIT
–– Free Jamal –
QB: Jackson/BLT, Murray/MIN, Brissett/ARZ, Flacco/CIN
RB: McCaffrey/SF, Corum/LAR, Warren/PIT, Stevenson/NE, Ali/BLT, Harris/NYG
WR: Harrison/ARZ, Waddle/DEN, Kupp/SEA, Wilson/ARZ, Shakir/BUF, McMillian/CAR, Evans/SF, Mooney/NYG
TE: Pitts/ATL, LaPorta/DET
K: Loop/BLT, Mevis/LAR
DEF: MIN, CIN, KC
Prax: RB Ott/KC, WR Sturdivant/GB
–– Gurley's Gone –
QB: Love/GB, Tagovailoa/ATL, McCarthy/MIN
RB: Cook/BUF, Gibbs/DET, Gainwell/TB, Lloyd/GB, Mitchell/LAC
WR: Golden/GB, Kirk/SF, Doubs/NE, McConkey/LAC, Moore/BUF, Brown/PHL, Mims/DEN, Hunter/JAX, Dell/HOU, Pearsal/SF
TE: Loveland/CHI, Gadsden/LAC, Njoku/LAC, Engram/DEN
K: Little/JAX
DEF: ATL, LVR, TB
Prax: WR Bryant/DEN, RB Martinez/SEA
Draft: 1 - RB Love/ARZ, 1 - QB Mendoza/LVR, 1 - WR Concepcion/CLV,
4 - QB Beck/ARZ, 4 - WR Lane/BLT, 4 WR Thomas/CHI
2026 UFFL TNP: Rookie Draft Grades and Review
2026/05/21
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, May 21st, 2026
Rookie Draft Grades and Review
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The 2026 Rookie Draft has come and gone and John B., Chris, and The Commish are back to discuss the Draft Grades given by Scott and talk about the picks made in the UFFL.
PLUS – John B. talks about a special draft he will be involved in with some Fantasy Football "specialists"!
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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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2026 Draft Results/Grades
GURLEY'S GONE – C+
1(1) RB Love/ARZ, 1(7) QB Mendoza/LVR, 1(8) WR Concepcion/CLV,
4(37) QB Beck/ARZ, 4(40) WR Lane/BLT, 4(45) WR Thomas/CHI
MUTT & JEFF – C
1(10) WR Cooper/NYJ, 5(58) WR Young/CIN
WAIVER WIRE HEROES – D+ (None)
FREE JAMAL – B+ (None)
VICIOUS & DELICIOUS – D
1(11) RB Singleton/TEN, 2(23) WR Branch/ATL, 3(33) WR Douglas/MIA,
4(41) RB Hemby/LVR, 4(47) TE Hibner/BLT, 5(55) WR Law/DET,
5(59) WR Cameron/JAX
CARDIFF THE GIANT KILLER – B
2(20) RB Black/SF, 4(39) TE Raridon/NE, 5(56) WR Benson/LVR,
5(60) QB Payton/PHL
IMPACT OF OLESTRA – B
1(3) WR Tyson/NO, 1(4) RB Price/SEA, 2(16) RB Allen/WSH, 2(19) RB Randall/BLT,
5(52) TE Endries/CIN
KICK-ASS PHILANTHROPISTS – B-
1(2) WR Tate/TEN, 1(12) RB Claiborne/MIN, 2(17) RB Johnson/KC,
3(26) WR Fields/NYG, 3(34) WR Lance/NO, 4(46) RB Henry/WSH,
4(48) TE Trigg/DAL, 5(49) RB Montgomery/NE, 5(50) QB Green/CLV,
5(61) TE Roush/CHI
WEST COAST 4 LIFE – C
1(5) WR Lemon/PHL, 3(29) TE Klare/LAR, 4(44) RB Heidenreich/PIT,
5(53) WR Allen/KC
ROCHESTER TSCHMINGUS – A-
1(6) TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2(13) RB Coleman/DEN, 2(14) WR Boston/CLV,
2(16) WR Williams/WSH, 2(18) WR Bell/MIA, 2(22) WR Bernard/PIT,
3(25) WR Bell/BUF, 3(30) WR Hurst/TB, 3(31) TE Delp/NO, 3(35) RB McGowan/IND, 4(38) WR Coleman/MIA, 4(42) WR Thompson/LAC
THE MISSION – B+
1(9) TE Stowers/PHL, 2(21) RB Washington/LVR, 2(24) WR Brazzell/CAR,
3(28) QB Simpson/LAR, 3(36) WR Sarratt/BLT, 5(54) WR Burks/IND,
5(57) RB Taylor/JAX
COMPTON'S MOST WANTED – B-
3(27) WR Stribling/SF, 3(32) TE Joly/DEN, 4(43) QB Allar/PIT, 5(51) RB Miller/NE
2026 UFFL TNP: The Last Mock!
2026/04/30
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, April 29th, 2026
Mock Draft Season!
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The 2026 UFFL Rookie Draft is 1 week away and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to talk ALL ABOUT it! The boys give their own mock draft for the 1st round and talk about the prospects (or lack there of) that could be taken or drop to the later rounds.
John has heard some rumors!
The Commish is also an Insider!
Chris is watching the Flyers – it's an Overtime Goal – Philly advances to Round 2!
– It's all here on Total Nonsense!
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2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1st Round
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG
8. RT
9. TM
10. MJ
11. VD
12. KAP
2nd Round
1. GG
2. RT
3. RT
4. IMP
5. KAP
6. RT
7. IMP
8. CGK
9. TM
10. RT
11. VD
12. TM
3rd Round
1. RT
2. KAP
3. CMW
4. TM
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. RT
8. CMW
9. VD
10. KAP
11. RT
12. TM
4th Round
1. GG
2. RT
3. CMW
4. GG
5. VD
6. RT
7. CMW
8. WC4L
9. GG
10. KAP
11. VD
12. KAP
5th Round
1. KAP
2. KAP
3. CMW
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. VD
8. CGK
9. TM
10. MJ
11. VD
12. CGK
2026 UFFL TNP: Mock Draft Season!
2026/04/10
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, April 8th, 2026
Mock Draft Season!
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UFFL 2026 begins with Mock Draft Season! The Commish is already on version #2 so we figured it was time for Episode #1 of Total Nonsense! John B., Chris, and The Commish go over what was mocked, and what moves made this offseason have changed the rosters and Rookie Draft needs of our owners.
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2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1st Round
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG
8. RT
9. TM
10. MJ
11. VD
12. KAP
2nd Round
1. GG
2. RT
3. RT
4. IMP
5. KAP
6. RT
7. IMP
8. CGK
9. TM
10. RT
11. VD
12. TM
3rd Round
1. RT
2. KAP
3. CMW
4. TM
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. RT
8. CMW
9. VD
10. KAP
11. RT
12. TM
4th Round
1. GG
2. RT
3. CMW
4. GG
5. VD
6. RT
7. CMW
8. WC4L
9. GG
10. KAP
11. VD
12. KAP
5th Round
1. KAP
2. KAP
3. CMW
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. VD
8. CGK
9. TM
10. MJ
11. VD
12. CGK
2025 TNP UFFL: UFFL Bowl XXII & Season Review!
2026/01/11
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Friday, January 9th, 2026
UFFL Bowl XXII & Season Review!
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We have a New Champion!
Free Jamal is the 2025 UFFL Champion after winning UFFL Bowl XXII!
Congratulations to Jeremy on his 1st UFFL Bowl Trophy, as he joins the rest of the Division of Champions with some hardware in the trophy case!
John B., Chris, and The Commish have all the details on a thrilling UFFL Bowl XXII, and then review the entire 2025 UFFL Season. It's the 2025 Season wrap-up, and our final show until the 2026 off-season kicks into high gear with our Rookie Draft Predictions, Team roster reviews, and everything we can think of!
Thank you for listening, and here's to 22 years of the UFFL!
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UFFL BOWL XXII CHAMPION – FREE JAMAL / Jeremy Kozinski
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UFFL BOWL XXII FINAL
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Free Jamal 143 – Vicious & Delicious 140
–– The Bronze Medal Game (for 3rd Place Overall) ––
The Mission 143 – Mutt & Jeff 112______________
2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division
z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG (thru WWH)
8. RT (thru CGTK)
9. TM
10. MJ
11. VD
12. KAP (thru FJ)
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Monday, December 22nd, 2025
UFFL Bowl XXII / Christmas Spectacular!
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14 weeks of Regular Season play.
2 Rounds of Playoffs.
And now only 2 teams remain in the quest for the UFFL Trophy!
UFFL Bowl XXII is here and we are going to tell you all about it. John B., Chris, and The Commish have all the details on a high scoring Round 2 - AND they get in the Holiday Spirit with our Christmas Spectacular!
It's 2 shows in 1! You won't want to miss it!
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ROUND 2 RESULTS
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Free Jamal 158 – Mutt & Jeff 149 Vicious & Delicious 165 – The Mission 131__________________________________
UFFL BOWL XXII MATCHUP
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Vicious & Delicious – at – Free Jamal
–– The Bronze Medal Game (for 3rd Place Overall) ––
The Mission – at – Mutt & Jeff______________
2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division
z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG (thru WWH)
8. RT (thru CGTK)
9. TM
10. MJ
2025 TNP UFFL: UFFL Playoffs - Round 2
2025/12/18
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, December 17th, 2025
UFFL Playoffs - Round 2
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The road to UFFL Bowl XXII is one round shorter. And John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to break down the 1st round, the 2nd round, and the teams looking towards the 2026 Rookie Draft earlier than expected!
1 Round Done.
4 Teams Left.
UFFL Bowl XXII is Coming....
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ROUND 1 RESULTS
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Free Jamal 131 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 98 Vicious & Delicious 164 – Waiver Wire Heroes 115BYE WEEKS: Mutt & Jeff, The Mission
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ROUND 2 MATCHUPS
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Free Jamal– at – Mutt & Jeff Vicious & Delicious – at – The Mission______________
2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division
z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG (thru WWH)
8. RT (thru CGTK)
2025 TNP UFFL: UFFL Playoffs - Round 1
2025/12/10
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, December 9th, 2025
UFFL Playoffs - Round 1
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The Regular Season for 2025 is over / the chase for the UFFL Trophy has begun. 6 teams are in / 6 teams are out. And Chris, John B., and The Commish are here to give you all the details!
Tune in for the Week 14 Commissioner's Awards: Move of the Week, Blunder of the Week, and the Peacocking awards!Don't miss the Good News/Bad News Report for each of the Eliminated Teams!Stick around for the matchups in Round 1 of the UFFL Playoffs!And we give our final respects to the teams that we lost... from the playoff race that is.______________________
WEEK 14 RESULTS
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Mutt & Jeff 150 – Gurley's Gone 107 West Coast 4 Life 107 – Compton's Most Wanted 75 Impact of Olestra 115 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 93 Free Jamal 144 – Waiver Wire Heroes 94 Vicious & Delicious 144 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 138 Rochester Tschmingus 144 – The Mission 91___________________
Playoffs - RND 1
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Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Free Jamal Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Vicious & DeliciousBYE WEEKS: Mutt & Jeff, The Mission
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2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
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★★★★★
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★★★★★
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★★★★★
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★★★★★
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