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In Revelations 9 our favourite cranky god unleashes 200 million horses with lion heads, breathing fire out BOTH ends (insert fart joke)  because apparently hell needed a cavalry! Which is pretty metal of him, not gonna lie. First up: some scary monster locusts clearly designed by a committee, none of whom had ever actually seen a locust. These guys rock scorpion tails, the faces of men, the hair of women and the teeth of lions. Horrifying as that sounds, don't worry — they can't kill you! They just torture you for a very precise, bureaucratically mandated five months. Then the sixth trumpet sounds, god decides subtlety is for losers and goes with 200 million horsemen — riding horses with lion heads that breathe fire, smoke and brimstone, with vicious serpent-headed tails , and a body count of one third of humanity..... Seems like a slight overreaction bro. And yet, the survivors still don't repent and continue to thug it out. Meanwhile, team leader Abaddon, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, is technically running the entire operation off the strength of one biblical mention — classic middle management. Fully scripted. Packed with Jokes. Heavily produced. Featuring Judas's haemorrhoid theory of the apocalypse and Abaddon's deeply unimpressive & dull locust army. PATREON If you're not willing to repent of your murders, nor your sorceries, nor your fornication, nor your thefts — congratulations, you are ONE OF US, and we've got a place for you. Join for 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free access, and exclusive extras, including more of John of Patmos's diary, where this week he digs up the letter he wrote to Jesus as a child asking him to destroy the Earth and keep everyone else out of Heaven — and confirms it still holds up. No notes. What a champ.👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero CONTINUE THE JOURNEY Missed how we got from four trumpets to five? Go back to Episode 129, where God rips a cone, a poisoned star called Wormwood ruins everyone's day, and somehow the whole thing loops back to Chernobyl. 👉 Listen to Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens  MAIL US Got a locust-horse of your own, a demon with only one biblical mention, or hate mail worthy of Abaddon's résumé? Send your weird religious experiences, moral panic evidence, paranormal claims, apocalypse sightings and cult stories to [email protected] — we read everything, we judge everything, and we will absolutely use it against you. Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan Is My Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

As Big Bird sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" at Jim Henson's funeral, fundies managed to somehow twist this wholesome moment as evidence of a Satanic conspiracy. So how did the internet turn the nicest man in Hollywood into the Devil?  Join us in Part 2 as we venture into The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and The Storyteller, where children's entertainment gets tangled up with occult symbolism, Kabbalah, alchemy, demons and David Bowie's impressive yet inappropriate codpiece. Plus a very confused demonic Yoda from the 14th century, some Fraggle Rock satanic panic and a scary cathedral — and somehow Jim Henson's memorial is more Satanic than this actual Satan podcast.  Skepticism, religious satire and atheist comedy collide once again in a glorious pile of puppets, demons and deeply questionable interpretations of children's entertainment. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring our intrepid hero Satan, some deeply uncomfortable questions about puppet anatomy, and an unwelcome QAnon cameo. PATREON — We already proved supporting the show helps fund deep-state puppet conspiracies, and frankly, if that's not a five-star incentive, we don't know what is. Patrons get 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero CONTINUE THE JOURNEY — If you missed how any of this started, Part 1 covers the actual reason we ended up here: Jim Henson's Christian Science childhood, a Ouija board, and the CIA's alleged gay agenda for Sesame Street. 👉 Listen to Ep.136, "Jim Henson's Muppets — A CIA Plot To Turn Everyone Gay (Part 1)" MAIL US — Have a terrifying childhood memory of The Dark Crystal, a hot take on David Bowie's codpiece, or evidence that Marjory the Trash Heap was running a localised cult? Send it our way. We accept weird local history, hot conspiracy takes, and premium hate mail equally. Email: [email protected] Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Jim Henson escaped a cult, met a ouija ghost and used the power of colourful puppets to help the CIA turn Sesame Street gay... allegedly. America amirite? In Part 1 of our completely unnecessary two-part descent into Jim Henson lore, we follow the creator of Kermit, Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster from his Christian Science childhood through occult bookstores, MKUltra claims, Satanic Panic nonsense and a baffling amount of concern over the g******s of Big Bird — plus failed Muppet sketches on SNL, Alice Cooper stealing puppet souls, and Bert and Ernie threatening Western civilisation. Skepticism, religious satire and atheist comedy collide in a glorious pile of felt, nonsense and deeply questionable life choices. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Satan, angry Christian Scientists, and Miss Piggy assaulting several late-night talk show hosts. PATREON — We already told you supporting the show helps the CIA turn everyone gay, and hey, so far it's worked on the Republican Party — so if that's not a five-star incentive we don't know what is. Patrons get 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero MAIL US — Got a childhood cult you never talk about, a Ouija board with a chip on its shoulder, or proof Big Bird's gender is a matter of national security? Send it our way, we accept weird local history, hot conspiracy takes, and premium hate mail equally. Yours in eternal disappointment. Email: [email protected] CONTINUE THE JOURNEY — Jim Henson doesn't deserve two episodes on a Satan podcast, and yet here we are — part two drops 29 September and covers The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and the internet's genuine belief his funeral was held at a satanic cathedral.   Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Full lists of sources for each episode can be provided upon request. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

The Bible forgot to tell us what Jesus actually looked like, so ye olde artists just went with: really, really, really ridiculously good-looking. And almost always naked for some reason? Christianity somehow ended up with a silky-haired, muscular, half-naked thirst trap Jesus who has been turning church pews into awkward puberty chambers for centuries. We follow handsome Jesus from the supposedly ugly Suffering Servant of Isaiah through Renaissance abs, transparent loincloths, exposed g******s and Michelangelo’s beefcake Messiah — all the way to the 2024 “Sexy Jesus” poster that sent conservative Christians into an outrage spiral.  Along the way we investigate Jesus’ alleged beard, the theological importance of his junk, and Christianity’s deeply weird relationship with sex, nudity and homosexuality.  Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring the two best Ninja Turtles and Lexi repeatedly discovering that Italian and Latin are apparently not pronounced the way they look.   Patreon -Join us on Patreon for unsolicited Jesus dikpix! (Maybe.) But you definitely get 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras — no homosexuality-as-a-weapon required. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero More Sexy Jesus? Check out our last Episode 'White Jesus', and learn what happens when people rewrite the Messiah's race instead of just giving him abs.  MAIL US - Got a religious boner, a suspiciously sexy saint, or just top-tier hate mail? Send it our way — we promise to judge you exactly as hard as Jesus judges that loin cloth. Email: [email protected] Satan Is My Superhero is a satirical, fully researched and evidence-based comedy show for adults. We investigate history, religion, conspiracy theories and other assorted human nonsense for the purposes of comedy, criticism and analysis. Satan is my Superhero does NOT want to recruit you into a cult, overthrow the government or teach you how to summon the Devil. We DO NOT actually believe in Satan. Judas, Lexi and the Satan Is My Superhero team do not endorse hatred, discrimination, violence, self-harm or illegal activity. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

How do you become a white supremacist whilst worshiping a brown Jewish fellow? You just rewrite the entire Bible until Everyone in it is white! Our Palestinian mate, White Jesus, takes us from the (very brown) early depictions of Jesus to British Israelism, the Ten Lost Tribes, an alleged Israelite Scotland, an attempt to find the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland, and finally Christian Identity — because when your theology has painted itself into an antisemitic corner, apparently the sensible solution is to move the entire Bible. Shocking absolutely no one, it turns out there's nothing particularly historical about White Jesus. PATREON Think White Jesus couldn't possibly get any more racist? We saved the 1930s European dictators for Patrons! So jump into Patreon for 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras.  👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero CONTINUE THE JOURNEY If you enjoyed watching religious fanatics invent invisible problems to justify visible damage, take a dip into Episode 121 where we unpack the paranoid world of modern exorcisms and spiritual warfare. 👉 Listen to Ep 121: What Is Spiritual Warfare? Invisible Demons, Visible Damage   MAIL US Found a local Jesus who looks suspiciously like a footy player? Got a conspiracy theory, religious weirdness, paranormal claim, cult story or truly magnificent piece of hate mail? Send it to [email protected]. We promise to judge you academically. SAUCES This episode draws on British Israelism, Christian Identity theology, Houston Stewart Chamberlain’s Foundations of the Nineteenth Century, and Walter Grundmann. The research behind this episode is extensive, chaotic and occasionally involves people looking for the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland — email us anytime if you want the full source list.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Black Sabbath says they never heard of Coven and we, of course, believe them... it's just that the calendar appears to have some follow-up questions. Eight months before Sabbath dropped their debut, a Chicago band named Coven had already arrived armed with Satanic lyrics, inverted crosses, fake blood, a song called Black Sabbath, and a frontwoman named Jinx Dawson who signed her record deal in actual blood. Unfortunately, Charles Manson held up a copy of their album, record labels collectively wet themselves, and history quietly shoved heavy metal's real mother into a cupboard for fifty years. Expect atheist comedy, religious satire, occult history, sketch comedy, and Satanic Panic. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Satan and Tony Iommi's Heavy Metal Paternity Test, and a very stressed HR department dealing with human skulls. PATREON Our lawyers have asked us to clarify that Patreon membership does not include eternal youth, naked celebrity photos, millions of dollars, or legally binding blood contracts... It does include 2 bonus episodes every month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero CONTINUE THE JOURNEY To hear how four Brummies named their band after Coven’s opening track, check out our deep dive into the origin of doom. 👉 Listen to Ep 89: Black Sabbath Here SAUCES This episode draws on interviews with Jinx Dawson, Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls, and Craig Karpel’s notorious 1970 California Evil article in Esquire. The complete research pile is considerably larger, mildly alarming, and available on request if you're into bibliographies and poor life choices. MAIL US Ever met someone who insists they invented something famous? Got a weird local rock legend, religious oddity, Satanic Panic story, paranormal claim, cult experience, or exceptionally creative hate mail? Send it to [email protected]. We'll read the best ones in our most legally defensible voice. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Ah, Vatican City—undeniably the most metal place in Christianity, where all you need to defeat ancient pagan magic is a Latin engraving and the unearned confidence of a garden-variety white dude. Turns out the holiest real estate on Earth was originally a gross, mosquito-infested swamp named after a deity of vaginal baby tears. Before the Pope moved in, Vatican City was just a miserable Etruscan bog where the wine tasted exactly like mildew and the locals worshipped Vagitanus—a childbirth deity whose name literally means "weeping" and who definitely lacked a feminist marketing team. We trace its evolution from an incel-adjacent swamp suburb into a playground for obscenely wealthy Roman elites. Along the way, we meet the infamous Emperor Caligula, who decided this soggy marsh was the absolute perfect spot to build a massive chariot racetrack right around the time Jesus was allegedly getting crucified somewhere else. Expect aggressive stabbing, terrible sommelier reviews, stolen Egyptian monuments, demon-infested obelisks, and the absolute peak of Cisgendered Middle-Aged White Man Podcast Bingo. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Vagitanus, the cosmic midwife, and Caligula getting stabbed thirty times. PATREON Insiders tell us only the very coolest people support this show—and our sources are extremely trustworthy, completely real, and absolutely not something we made up five minutes ago. Get 2 bonus episodes every month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero CONTINUE THE JOURNEY If you think a vaginal crying swamp is a wild foundation for a religion, check out Ep. 75 | Constantine: The Great Christian Lie, where we unpack how a ruthless Roman Emperor turned a minor apocalyptic cult into the ultimate political power grab. 👉 Listen to Ep. 75 | Constantine: The Great Christian Lie Here Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yes—seriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too. Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" — it was channeled during a Victorian séance from a dead doctor whose primary contribution to medicine was: crack their neck, then charge them. Magnetic healer D.D. Palmer took those ghost notes, adjusted a deaf janitor's spine, declared himself leader of a new religion, and somehow built a global healthcare profession. His son BJ then scaled the movement while famously announcing that "education constipates the mind" — a bold stance for a career requiring eight years of study. This episode covers the mystical life-force theory behind "Innate Intelligence," the corporate-Christian subculture rebranding spinal adjustments for Jesus, and the absolute chaos of a 2019 chiropractic study that accidentally convinced Fox News that smartphones were mutating teenagers with actual devil horns. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Dr Poopinspine, a ghost with billing opinions, and one very confused janitor. PATREON If a ghost can found an entire healthcare profession, surely you can click one tiny little link? Satan Is My Superhero is 100% listener-funded—no spirits, no subluxations, no 47-visit payment plans. Join up for 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras that will (hopefully) not constipate your mind. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperhero MAIL US Got a chiropractor who told you your anxiety was a lumbar issue? A ghost tip? A smartphone devil horn? Send us your cult stories, religious weirdness, paranormal claims, or high-quality hate mail to [email protected]. We promise not to consult a ghost before reading it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and — according to at least one theory — a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and Poe is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statistic. This episode, Satan Is My Superhero shines its black light on one of gothic literature's most influential weirdos. We cover the Faustian bargains, the occult obsessions, the time Satan literally refused someone's soul because Hell was already well-stocked, and the genuinely unhinged theories about how Poe died. We also cover the cousin. We cover the cousin extensively. Tightly scripted. Fully produced. Deeply uncomfortable about poets as a category. Look, if you've made it this far, you already know you're one of us — the kind of person who started this episode thinking "interesting literary history" and ended it reconsidering the entire genre of poetry. Patreon supporters get two bonus episodes a month, early ad-free access, plus exclusive extras including music videos, audiobooks, and behind-the-scenes content that probably contains more facts about dead creeps than anyone needs.(Satan is contractually obligated to inform you that 66.6% of Patreon members are NOT child molesters, and the ones who aren't poets are definitely fine.) 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here www.patreon.com/satanismysuperhero CONTINUE THE JOURNEY - If this episode has left you with complicated feelings about canonical Western literature, good news — we've been here before. John Milton gets the Satan Is My Superhero treatment in episode 5 on Paradise Lost — the one that started the whole "Satan as misunderstood icon" conversation in English literature. And unlike Poe, Milton (as far as we know) kept his hands to himself. Which makes him officially the best poet in the SIMS data set, which frankly isn't saying much. 👉 Listen to PARADISE LOST | The Original Dark Lord Fanboy Here  SAUCES- Primary sources, figures, and texts referenced in this episode: Le Duc de L'Omelette (1832) — Edgar Allan PoeBon Bon (1832) — Edgar Allan PoeSilence — A Fable (1838) — Edgar Allan PoeDevil in the Belfry (1839) — Edgar Allan PoeNever Bet the Devil Your Head (1841) — Edgar Allan PoeReverend George Bush, Professor of Hebrew and Oriental Literature, NYU (yes, that George Bush's ancestor; yes, we verified this) Further reading exists. It is extensive, peer-reviewed where possible, and organised in a system that made complete sense at 2am. A full bibliography is available on request, or you can just trust us — we're basically the Reverend George Bush of podcast research.GET IN TOUCH - Got a story about a dead Victorian pervert, a weird local legend, a theory about how your favourite author made a Faustian deal, or just a burning need to defend the honour of poets everywhere? 📬 [email protected] Hate mail welcome. Fan mail mandatory. If you are a poet, please disclose this upfront so we can route your email appropriately. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angels break out the trumpets, and the apocalypse starts deleting the planet one-third at a time.  But then Revelations drops its weirdest twist yet: a poisoned star called Wormwood crashes into Earth's water supply.  Which becomes considerably weirder when conspiracy theorists notice that Chernobyl is linked to the very same plant and immediately start pointing at Revelation like Charlie from It's Always Sunny with a corkboard.  Coincidence? Prophecy? Ancient apocalypse fan fiction accidentally scoring a lucky hit? Join Judas, Lexi, Satan, John of Patmos and a deeply disappointed saxophone angel as our verse-by-verse comedy autopsy of Revelation continues. Expect sketch comedy, original music, religious satire, skepticism, apocalypse nonsense, and yet another chapter proving that the final book of the Bible reads less like divine prophecy and more like a fever dream written after a very aggressive edible. 🔥 The Third Trumpet Has Sounded. Are You on the Right Side of History? YHWH  just promised to only put a third in — and honestly, that energy describes free listeners too. So if you want the full experience, join our Patreon and get: 2 bonus episodes per month — more chaos, fewer sealsEarly ad-free access — hear the trumpets before the civilians doExclusive extras — behind-the-scenes content, music videos, audiobooks, and bonus material that didn't survive the editorial apocalypseAs the show itself says: you can join for free if you prefer to just stick it in a little bit at first. It's, um, good. 👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here Get in Touch:  Send your weird religious experiences, moral panic evidence, paranormal claims, apocalypse sightings, cult stories, and targeted hate mail to: [email protected].  What Now? Missed how we got to the seventh seal? Go back and hear how the chaos started with the four horsemen and the rapture in Episode 124. 👉 Listen to Book of Revelation (Part 7) | The Rapture Here SAUCES Primary sources, texts, and figures referenced in this episode: The Book of Revelation — specifically Chapter 8, KJV (King James Version), attributed to John of Patmos, written approx. 95 CE on the island of PatmosJohn of Patmos — often confused with John the ApostleAbsinthos / Wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) — the bitter herb named in Revelation 8:11; also the base ingredient of absinthe, making this biblically the most metal drink at any barChernobyl etymology — the city of Chernobyl (Chornobyl in Ukrainian) takes its name from the Slavic word for Artemisia vulgaris, a local species of wormwood; the nuclear power plant disaster of April 26, 1986 contaminated groundwater across Ukraine and BelarusThis list represents a fraction of the research conducted for this episode. A complete bibliography exists and is enormous, chaotic, and annotated in three different handwriting styles, one of which may be a ghost. We know where it is. We're just not telling you. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive! So is NASA anti-Christian, or are conspiracy theorists just bad at spelling? This week, Judas and Lexi tackle the wild history behind the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the literal sex cults that fueled early American rocketry. We track Jack Parsons’ "Suicide Squad" testing rockets at Devil’s Gate on Halloween, uncover the truth behind L. Ron Hubbard running off with Parsons' money to buy yachts, and find out what really happens when two lonely occult nerds get together with some sacred tablets. But we don’t stop at the 1940s sex magic. We go deep into modern internet lunacy, exploring why Flat Earth weirdos think the NASA logo vector is actually a serpent's tongue, the "Apollo vs. Apollyon" demon panic from the Book of Revelation, and the truth behind Project Blue Beam's fake second coming. From a 1960s tracking network acronym literally spelling out "SATAN," to the hilarious math behind why trolls claim "NASA" is just "Satan minus the T," we prove that demonizing science has always been the ultimate coping mechanism for dummies. Support the Show We're missing more than just the 'T' here! Want to help us afford more letters so we can continue gloating about our secret devil-worshipping space agenda? Plus, unlock our epic, exclusive mini-bio on Jack Parsons' entire unhinged life! Sign up as a Patron today to keep the rocket fuel burning.  Join the Cult on Patreon Here What's Next? Missed our foundational episodes on occult history? Go back and map out the rest of the madness by diving straight into our deep dive on the wickedest man in the world.  Listen to Episode 126  on Aleister Crowley:  Here Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected. Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it and launched one of the biggest horror franchises in gaming history. From there, things get weird. This episode explores the strange world of Christian video games, the moral panic around gaming, and the not-at-all hypocritical outrage over pixels, boobs, violence, and Satan. This week, we’re digging into:  The FNaF origin story: how a scary animatronic beaver led to Freddy Fazbear  The Scott Cawthon controversy: politics, donations, and reputation detonation  The “holy” hustle: the rise and collapse of Left Behind Games and Digital Praise (including SEC fraud allegations)  Bizarre moral logic: why gaming violence is “silly” but a cartoon boob is a one-way ticket to hell  “Seducing children”: decoding Satanic panic rhetoric from Christian game CEOs  The Hollywood factor: what the Josh Hutcherson movie gets right about child murder Whether you're here for the FNaF lore or the spectacular failure of the Christian video game industry, this one’s for you. Got thoughts? Found a bizarre christian video game? Email us — we love this stuff. Join the Patreon to help us buy more holy water (or just better snacks): patreon.com/satanismysuperhero Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment. In this episode, we dive into Crowley’s own words — from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice — and try to figure out what the hell he was actually on about (chemically and philosophically). Along the way:  “Do what thou wilt” — self-actualisation or just terrible advice?  Sex magick, demon summoning, and the world’s least convincing “guardian angel”  The invention of Thelema (aka start your own religion, get laid)  Crowley’s obsession with Satan, symbolism, and sounding profound  The connection between occultism, ego, and modern New Age nonsense  Why conservatives AND spiritual grifters both end up accidentally agreeing with him  And how a heroin addiction + imagination = “spiritual revelations” We also look at how Crowley helped shape modern occult culture, conspiracy thinking, and the long tradition of people mistaking confidence for truth. Because at the end of the day, Crowley didn’t discover hidden knowledge… He just said weird shit loudly enough that people wrote it down. Support the show (and help us avoid founding our own religion): 👉 patreon.com/satanismysuperhero Got a topic, theory, or unhinged idea we need to investigate? Send it to [email protected] - we love hearing from you. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

If you've ever been told you're going to hell, you're going to feel right at home! Not a chat show. Not safe for church. Definitely not normal. This is a loud, weird, structured comedy podcast that takes aim at religion, conspiracy theories, superstition, and the general stupidity of the universe. This 3-minute trailer gives you everything you need to know — what the show is, what it isn’t, and whether you’re the kind of person who should probably keep listening. Satan Is My Superhero is a fast-paced, blasphemous, satirical comedy podcast for atheists, skeptics, scoffers, heathens and unbelievers. Expect sketch comedy, original music, fake ads, bad accents, and heavily researched deep dives into Satanic panic, biblical nonsense, cults, pseudoscience, and moral hysteria. If you make it to the end of this trailer without being offended, you're one of us. If you enjoy this teaser, try one of these next: • Satan In The White House (Episode 1 - Remastered) • Large Hadron Collider or the Modern Prometheus (Ep. 14) • Homophobic Demonization Part 1: Biblical Origins (Ep. 15) Welcome, sinner. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell. This week, Judas and Lexi unpack why developers keep turning the afterlife into a boss fight — including how a bored Resident Evil 4 development team accidentally created the Devil May Cry franchise, why EA relied on fake outrage to sell Dante’s Inferno, and the deeply normal world of Shin Megami Tensei, where God and Lucifer basically run competing apocalypse cults. We also uncover The Turtle Truth: why Bowser is technically a Japanese “Great Demon King” and what that means for your childhood. If you loved this episode, check out these deep dives: Episode 6: Gamer Satan Episode 123: DOOM, Demons and Moral Panic: The Game They Tried to Ban If you think Satan makes a better game mechanic than actual threat, you’re our kind of sinner. Join the cult at PATREON  for bonus episodes, early releases, and behind-the-scenes chaos . Got a favourite “satanic” video game? Were you ever told a game was going to corrupt your soul? Did Hell look suspiciously like a boss level?Email us! [email protected] We read everything. (Especially the unhinged stuff. ) ----New here? Welcome! We’re Judas and Lexi - Aussie/Kiwi hosts of Satan Is My Superhero, a comedy podcast blending satire, research, original music, and aggressive skepticism. We take religious stories, conspiracy theories, and moral panics… and poke them until they fall apart.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.  Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.