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Matt Stafford and the #LARams win the Super Bowl as #SOL reaches its absolute maximum level  |  Jerry Jones sends mixed messages about the future head coach of the #DallasCowboys  |  The #USFL just made it an easier road trip for fans of the soon-to-be TWO-TIME inaugural champion #MichiganPanthers as Canton, OH is announced as the home of the USFL Playoffs and Championship Game  |  Jim Harbaugh's embarrassing, one-sided dalliance with the #NFL leave Michigan a pathetic cuckold.

#NFL finally gets sued for their systemic racism  |  The GOAT, Tom Brady finally retires (a year too late?)  |  Championship Weekend almost lives up to the Beast Football Weekend Ever  |  SOL worst-case scenario emerges for Lions because, of course, it did.  |  #DallasCowboys retain coaching staff  |  #DaBears replace Ryan & Matt with another Ryan & Matt  |  Jim Harbaugh is getting the f**k out of Dodge like the con man he is  |  Washington is GOING COMMANDO!  |  The man, the myth, the mustache, the mullet, and now the face of the Michigan Panthers: Jeff Fisher Our kick-ass MERCH is available at LimpDitkas.com 

Improbable upsets, incredible comebacks, inexplicably bad defense, and an impossible FOUR walk-off wins made this THE BEST #NFL WEEKEND EVER!  |  How the f**k did the #Bills lose the best game ever to the #Chiefs?  |  A simple way to solve the NFL's f****d up overtime rules  |  How can the #Titans sack Joe Burrow NINE TIMES and still lose?  |  How do the #49ers keep getting it done and what's next for Aaron Rodgers and the #Packers?  |  Matt Stafford ALMOST and the #Rams almost blew it, but somehow #SOL wouldn't let that happen  |  Plus, the LDP Championship Weekend preview

Whether it was poor play calling, poor execution, poor coaching, poor officiating, or Jerry's World itself, the #DallasCowboys find themselves out of the playoffs early again  |  Matt Stafford rides his #LARams teammates at #RamsHouse to his first #NFL playoff victory  |  After #Bengals ##RuleTheJungle with their first playoff victory in 31 years, the #Lions take sole possession of the longest playoff win drought in North American professional sports  |  It was raining dildos in Bills vs Bill Bowl as #BillsMafia lives up to their reputation.

Running game will be key to the #DallasCowboys playoff run  |  The #Lions are the best 3-13-1 team in #NFL history  |  The more things change... the more #DaBears embarrass themselves  |  Who will be the next #MichiganPanthers coach?  |  #NationalChampionship snoozefest ends on a slightly less boring note.

The #CFBPlayoff has actually made college football worse in many ways. So what the f**k are we doing?  |  #Spartans squeeze out frustrating #PeachBowl victory  |  #NotreDame blows big lead in #FiestaBowl as big bowl record drops to 0-10  |  Lew Nichols shines in ggggreat #SunBowl victory for #Chippewas  |  #DallasCowboys denied a path to #1 seed by questionable calls  |  #Lions clinch No. 2 draft slot after a blowout loss in Seattle  |  Antonio Brown rage-quits the #NFL  |  Did #WashibngtonFootball tip their hand with new team name release date?

#DallasCowboys leave no doubt who is best in the NFC LEast  |  #Lions almost always almost win #OnePride  |  Where will the #MichiganPanthers be playing in 2023? #USFL  |  The weirdest college #BowlSeason ever is about to shift into high gear  |  Can #MichiganState fill the void left by Kenneth Walker III's absence in the #PeachBowl?  |  Will #NotreDame ride Marcus Freeman's wave of positivity to #FiestaBowl glory?

#NFL playoff races are already being affected by COVID-19, but how much is too much?  |  #Lions pull the upset but SOL is still undefeated  |  #DallasCowboys offense needs to get their shit together before playoff run  |  #DaBears remain embarrassing on MNF  |  NBC climbs aboard the #USFL train as the business model takes solid shape  |  College #BowlSeason off to a predictably slow start but early National Signing Day breathes life into winter doldrums 

Even in win over #FootballTeam, # DallasCowboys' offense is unimpressive — so is something wrong with QB Dak Prescott?  |  It's now 65 years and counting as the Detroit Lions are officially eliminated from the playoffs while 20% of the roster was out with the flu, COVID-19, and injuries #OnePride  |  #DaBears are ultimately who we thought they were after flirting with respectability in Green Bay  |  Michigan Panthers and Pittsburgh Maulers lead #USFL in the number of Twitter followers — do we already have a rivalry brewing?  |  We solve the broken #Heisman voting system and have some fun with the Limpy Awards for the best players, coaches, and games of the 2021 college football season  |  Brian Keely takes awkward to a whole new level in Louisiana 

#CFBPlayoff Committee gets bailed out by unfortunate lack of anarchy  |  Playoff expansion should go to 6, but not beyond 8  |  Brian Kelly who? #NotreDame's Q-rating improves dramatically with Marcus Freeman hiring  |  #MichiganSt slightly snubbed, settles for #PeachBowl  |  Kenneth Walker III MAJORLY snubbed by Heisman voters  |  THE #LIONS WON A F*****G GAME!!!  |  #DallasCowboys take control of NFC East with win over #Saints and can put it away with a win over #FootballTeam

Brian Kelly used Notre Dame as a stepping stone to "greener" pastures (so to speak), just like he used Central Michigan and Cincinnati before them  |  Our Limp Six is the Pepto Bismol for the #CFBPlayoff Committee's nauseating love of Alabama  |  #Michigan stops playing the role of the nail to #OhioState's hammer  |  B1G Coach of the Year, Mel Tucker gets the #Spartans to 10 wins with big bounceback against #PennState  |  #MACtion Minute: Sweet Lew Nichols is the NATION'S leading rusher for 2021! #FIREUPCHIPS  |  #DallasCowboys fall short with too many injuries, penalties  |  Dan Campbell's incompetence becoming a serious concern as #Lions give #DaBears' Matt Nagy another stay of execution  |  Lions fans feel #OnePrice as Matt Stafford and the #LARams actually have a worse record in November

All sorts of bad news for #DaBears prior to Thanksgiving Day game in Detroit  |  #Lions lose another Edmund Fitzgerald Trophy (or Rust Belt?) to #Browns due to some questionable coaching decisions  |  #DallasCowboys offense sputters unexpectedly in Kansas City  |  #USFL News: Michigan gets their Panthers back and it's the best thing to happen to pro football in the state in 30 years!  |  Complete clusterfuck in Columbus kills any hope for a #MichiganState playoff berth  |  #NotreDame's path to the #CFBPlayoff gets complicated  |  Oklahoma State sneaks into our Limp Six rankings for the first time  |  #MACion Minute: Lew Nichols leads the goddamn NATION in rushing! #FireUpChips