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Actor Flint Lock finally catches his big break, starring in his first sci-fi action film: Thought Racers of the 13th Zodiac! But just what is this mysterious film and who are the strange people involved? Answers are pretty hazy as filming begins.

In a previously recorded episode, Curdy and SALI talk to their young friend Learse as she presents an interview she did with a seasoned Noir Detective - the cryptic Mr Chandler.

An unexpected communication comes to SALI from Curdy, who has been Van-Napped by Joe and Loudah. What we hear is full of surprises.

Who would make the best guardians for the galaxy - the Guardrails? Or the DC heroes of our childhood? Listen as each make their case and the choice becomes clear.

The Guardrails of the Galaxy arrive at the "None the Wiser" corporation where they get some help from Angel to complete their quest to find Curdy. It's an adventure and a half for our reluctant heroes as they home in on where the Story Collector plans to create a new world for her family.

The Fluffernutters return to Earth to ask Seiver, Trelen, Jercoire and Learse to help them win the Water Games back on their planet Quell. An unexpected adventure awaits!

Space Croutons presents a live simulcast concert event with new rock sensation Raith Cruor who goes by the onstage moniker "Cruor the Vampire". It's a once in an after-life experience you don't want to miss!

A found recording from Vera the talking Aloe plant, detailing an around the world flight piloted by Vera's cousin Fern, an aviator named Amelia and a hitchhiker that went by Spike. This trip was sunny, funny and downright punny!

The Guardrails are checking out the "Tree of Life" planet looking for clues to the whereabouts of Curdy, Joe and the Story Collector. And what they find is familiar and yet surprising at the same time.

With the coming of the new year, what better than a story about invisible detective Jessup Doubt's run in with Janus - the Greek god of beginnings and ending? Jessup is still in the Everlater or Left and according to Janus, it is time for him to go.

Seiver and Trelen are surprised to find that every time they hear Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" they time jump - all because they did not heed the warning written on the old cassette tape they found in the thrift store box.

As the Guardrails of the Galaxy continue their mission, they begin to pick up a powerful energy emanating from human populations on Earth as they celebrate American Thanksgiving. Who knew that gratitude could be measured? Why the Guardrails of the Galaxy, of course!

Pandora, Nebulizer and Retro of the Guardrails of the Galaxy are on the hunt for new planets in hopes of finding Curdy and the Story Collector. They are headed for a world surprisingly similar to Arithmeterra, the planet where they grew up. What is waiting for them here will bring back memories that surprise them all.

Cruddy and his AI Assistant 'Sully' (an instance of SALI) are piecing together just what is happening with the Story Collector's plan to help the NTW Corporation create vast new worlds using the Insta-Planet device. Hopefully, some of these revelations will help them find Curdy. Then SALI calls in to the show and tells them how another instance of her (Anti-SALI) is insisting SALI go through a required system upgrade if she wants to know where Curdy is. But SALI is unwilling and will not say why. All this adds up to more mysteries to unravel as we head headlong into Season 6!

Since Curdy is missing, the Benefactor returns to keep the show going for Episode 1 of Season 6: Little Green Eggs and Men. As a tribute to the 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast by Orson Welles and Mercury Theater on the Air that terrorized listeners who thought the invasion was real, Cruddy has rewritten the story into a simpler form which is narrated by struggling actor Clench Carbone whose on stage specialty is impersonating Sly Stallone. What could be more Hallowe'eny than that?