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Free Fallin’! #RHOP #RHOC Kim Kardashian lawyer show, hunting wives, wife swap and obviously #RHSLC Tv cheaters!

We start with Dancing with the Stars Halloween night and our predictions for the future, the lack of Robin Williams movies I have seen but the most important one his last in which he went off the high dive naked and stacked as hell. Then the Housewives of Salt Lake take us on the Below Deck Yacht trip of a lifetime complete with Brittani’s scary voiced unicorn, Angie’s horrible seasickness and the dinner fight to end all dinner fights, Todd farting the whole time he cheated (also Allison’s OG Bravo crush Chef Ben making a cameo and swiftly leaving) no such thing as a free lunch. We are going to deconstruct the deconstructed cheesecake. Plus updates on the newest wife swap with Melissa Gorga, the upcoming southern charm, deconstructing Mormonism, Queen Stacy of QVC and #RHOP, hanging long hanging strong! And Wendy hanging Happy Eddie out to dry in the ongoing trial

I chose not to release this episode initially and maybe should have stuck with that choice but instead HERRE IT ISSS BABY! Enjoy

This week we MENTION IT ALL! Truly it all. We do speed round coverage of ALL of our Real Housewives plus the shockingly sweet episode one of Housewives Wife Swap. Of course before that we start with all sorts of pop culture updates Disclaimer: Please don’t be alarmed by Allison’s singing at the very start, when it comes to Wicked she gets carried away very easily and VERY quickly

Look we could discuss OC and Miami but it was Steve’s birthday weekend we went on a food tour honestly the BEST food tour and to an iconic car museum this is a bonus side episode, don’t worry we’ll be back in full force for DWTS wicked night, and ALL of the real housewives

We discuss wonderful childhood trips that dedication night took us through then the ultimatum of dancing with the stars and finally the never ending midsommer fight in salt lake with the most daring bravo waitress we’ve ever seen Crop tops and yoga pants!

We return from duke-ing it out in the now iconic Floss War of 2025 (Crest sponsor us!) to discuss what’s really going on! The truly shocking arrest of Wendy and Eddie, the ins and outs of what is only the beginning of this insurance fraud scandal. THE DETAILS AS WE KNOW AS IT UNRAVELS (which it seems like it will continue to do all year). Then all of the ladies fighting at ALL of the charity events on Real Housewives of Orange County and finally the Real Housewives of Miami part 2 reunion, arguably the GREATEST Housewives reunion episode of all time plus we dive deep into the Versace mansion menu

Sorry for the delay but boy do we have a show for you! Starting with the female tax on laxatives, Charlie XCX clap back on SNL, Sweeny Todd, Twitter continuing to spoil SVU for Allison, DWTS predictions, being caught on fire in the kitchen while trying to perfect Ina Garten’s jammy eggs, toxic hair transplants and the never ending quest to get Steve to watch Arrested Development all leading to what we can only call a Floss Fight

We discuss the greatest shows on earth this week even though Allison slept through one of them, recording it during another amazing show (golden bachelor) As if Dancing with the Stars couldn’t be more unserious we added Disney mascots (spoiler alert we discuss who was voted off) , Steve was caught on camera at a Starbucks on live news years ago, he also hits with the revenge of Allison’s SVU spoiler, outed for an embarrassing thing for one of Chris Farleys biggest fans. The fact that Son’s of Anarchy is Hamlet. Salt lake hits us with a continuation of the science fair lunch from hell leading to Salon/sponsorship c-list product fights. Horrific Range Rover parking jobs. Mary’s church renovation, marrying your grandfather & Branwyn’s mom being the personification of pure evil.

We continue to campaign for a Diet Coke sponsorship, discuss our horrible time at that smashing man movie, the embarrassing time Allison fell not once but twice in front of her boyfriends wonderful parents because she bought cheap Temu shoes. Then we cut deep into the first episode of Real Housewives of Potomac making Sunday’s feel amazing again. Stacy’s bad breath and all.

In an episode beginning with correcting all of the mistake Allison made during the salt lake episode we dive deep into the waters of Orange County covering Gretchen and Tamra’s boring fight, the groundlings and in a personal moment the time Allison bought a Groupon helicopter ride over Las Vegas endangering everyone’s life but it was $37! How can you resist!?

Allison fell asleep before being able to vote for dancing with the stars on Tik tok week, soup season is here and we’re loving it. Steve makes insane comparisons to problematic movie stars. Allison drops a bombshell about one of our favorite Salt Lake City ladies, and this goes without saying we’re all excited for Potomac.

Killing time in real time before the Halftime Show announcement w/ RHOC & RHOM Special forces Dancing with the stars Completely off topic Diet Coke sponsors Meandering Hometown trash talk The ultimate halftime announcement and Allison fully having a breakdown

RHOSL: Law and Dancing with the Stars Case dismissed; the true story of Salt Lake City and dancing with the stars

We are so BACK BABY! A horrific trip to a Walmart in Flordia recounted , dueling Orange County sleepovers with a sassy chef, Salt lakes triumphant and hilarious return, Art BASEL not basil ! A new #cakegate and an argument for dancing with the