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If you could pick an American action hero, you really can't go wrong with Chuck Norris. This classic Cannon Film Group schlock fest is amazing, with guns, feet, jeep chases, rocket launchers, and they actually blow up a damn neighborhood. Like, a *real* neighborhood. Insane. Enjoy us laughing our way through this incredible film and we'll get on recording the next one for everyone soon. We mentioned at the end of our last pod what we were doing, but we called an audible and it has changed. You're going to love it. Please consider subscribing to our show and leaving us a review - those really help. Also, keep up that "being awesome" thing you've been doing. It works for you. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wrapping up our Bruce Lee box set, we have The Big Boss! Bruce's first film with Golden Harvest and the one that really broke him out in China as a superstar. We chat through the film discussing directors, actors, locations, occasional t*****s, orange chicken, and cut outs of bad guys in barn walls. Overall, super fun episode that you will enjoy enough to joyfully march around your neighborhood with your friends in a semi-conga line! If you like this type of shinanaginery, please consider leaving us a review - those really help! We have a Facebook page so if there's a movie you dig, let us know and we'll throw it in the rotation! Keep up that whole, "being awesome" thing you've got going on there. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aaaaand we're back with another installment of the podcast, this time to go through 9 Deaths of the Ninja! Very few things about this film make sense, from the title, to the monkey in a diaper, to the little people fighting Spike Shinobi in a lobby...there's so much to talk about. Come join us for a foul-mouthed talk-through of this schlocky classic in the ninja genre! If you dig this, please subscribe to the show and give us a five-star review. That stuff helps us get in front of more folks on these here internet hills and valleys. You? You just keep on being awesome and killin' it. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It took me a while to edit this one because of life, jobs, and family, but here it is. The Boondock Saints. We really enjoyed going through this one and we hope you have as much fun with it as we did. Conor, Murphy, Smecker, and El Duce come together in a fun, violent ride that has as great a story about its making as it does in the script. Come on back to 1999 with us and explore Boston's fake underworld of do-gooders and mobsters with the Saints. Thanks for listening and downloading. We're not regular anymore, we just put out shows when we can - we aim for once a month, but we'll see. If you like these shows and would like to see more, hit us up anywhere you download podcasts and leave comments, reviews, or suggestions. That'd be dope...like you. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Firstly, we're a bit late releasing this one, so apologies for that. We're just going to release shows about once a month when we can as schedules are a bit of a bitch. Speaking of bitches, this Seagal movie is trash. We honestly didn't even get through it because our lives were more important. Lots of laughs, lots of talking about shit other than what's happening in the movie because, for real, very little happens in this film (and it's a stretch to call it a "film"). Next up is a fun one just for us because we like it - Rustler's Rhapsody from 1985! Go watch it - I think it's on Amazon. Check it if you haven't already and we'll chat about that one in October! You rule for listening to our show, so if you could subscribe and tell some friends, that'd make you even MORE amazing. Hard to fathom, but here we are. Love you! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When someone dies tragically, sometimes they get to come back to avenge the wrongs done to them, guided by a crow. This is the 1994 story of Eric Draven (yeah, a little heavy-handed, we know) and his fiancée Shelley who were murdered by thugs on Halloween. Ok, but can you imagine this as a musical starring Michael Jackson? No? Us neither. Check out the pod for how we reacted to *that* little tidbit of trivia. Think about subscribing to our show! It really helps us out. We publish once a month around the 5th. If you could leave us a stellar review, that'd be swell also. You're awesome. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

First off, we shouldn't be talking about this movie. Secondly, for real, we *shouldn't* be talking about this movie. Both Chad and I love this film and were super excited to talk through it on the podcast - we hope you're as excited to go in-depth as us. If you dig the show, consider subscribing! Or, you know, tell a friend! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, so the audio is fixed. If you downloaded this podcast and Chad's audio was super low and it was annoying as f**k, that should be better now. Apologies all around. That said.... This is the greatest spoof/tribute movie of all time. You can disagree, but you're wrong. Come along and laugh your fool ass off with Chad and me for a while as we break down this amazing film. You won't regret it - quite the contrary, you'll wonder why the actual f**k you didn't hang out with us sooner. Hey, consider subscribing and leaving us a review! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you don't like this movie, we can't be friends. Still here? Ok, come along in to the world of Johnny Utah, former college high school football standout turned FBI agent going after bank robbers. Tremendous. As if that weren't enough, Patrick Swayze as Bodhi, surfer and leader of the Ex-Presidents? That enough to whet your whistle? No? Well then, let me toss fucking Gary Busey your way acting all Gary Busey on your ass. If you've never pointed a gun up into the air and fired whilst going, "auuuggghhhhhh!!", then this is the movie for you...or the podcast overview of that movie. You know what I mean. Please consider subscribing and leaving us a review! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another of the Partial Arts podcasts that we didn't release recently, so here you go! Enjoy over the weekend the antics of Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau, getting disguised, being attacked by his faithful manservant Kato, and admonishing an overly fretful woman for a "simple blemish" on the furniture. If you know these movies, you will enjoy us laughing along with it. Please consider subscribing and leaving us a review! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you listened to our last podcast, we mentioned that our next movie would be The Crow. Now, what we failed to mention is that The Crow is the next movie we're *recording* - but we already have several podcasts finished and in the queue. One of those that we finished a while back is this one: Face/Off. Not a martial arts movie (unless you count Gun Fu...and we most certainly do), but the cheese in this is so very tasty, we had to do it. I mean, Cage being Cage here is one of the most glorious things you'll ever lay your beautiful eyes upon. We had such fun revisiting this movie and we hope you have laughs with us as you come along for the amazing, flawed, hilarious, and dripping with cheese ride. Also, please consider subscribing and leaving us a fabulous review on Apple or iTunes! You rule. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the Year of Our Chuck Norris, 1986, a little movie from the Cannon Group came out as what was supposed to be a sequel to a movie we did not that long ago - Invasion U.S.A. Chuck said no to the film so it was passed on to Cannon's main man, Michael Dudikoff who took up the mantle of Matt Hunter quite well, thank you very much. The movie wasn't a sequel anymore, it was a stand-alone movie (with a lead character who just happened to be named Matt Hunter...don't think about it too long). Bad, racist men doing bad man racist things and we *reeeeeaalllly* want them to get killed. Have a listen to our talk-through and laugh along with us while Dudikoff and Steve James whoop some ass. Also, thanks to David Bone for the Facebook request! If you would like to hear us talk through *your* favorite martial arts movie, drop us a comment over there or on our Instagram or TikTok! Just look up You Have Offended This Podcast! If you can subscribe to the Pod, please do. It really helps us out. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the last of our older episodes to publish! It's all new ones from here on out - they'll go out once a month on the 5th of each month! This is 1995's The Hunted with Christopher Lambert on the run from damn ninjas! This is a fun flick that we had a blast going through again, so we hope you'll like reliving sword fights and arrows through the chest with us as you drive, workout, or walk! Also, hey! Maybe consider subscribing so you'll get us in your ears every month on the reg! If you could leave us a review anywhere you get your podcasts, that would make us super happy and, as a bonus, it really helps us out with THE ALGORITHM! ...all hail the algorithm.... You rule. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! Thanks for coming back for the new episodes! We're going to be releasing one new show per month now as we go forward to make sure we can keep up with the workload. We hope you enjoy the new stuff - basically same as the old podcast except no five parts, and we just might not stick to just martial arts movies. We'll likely lean heavily on them, but also hit action flicks and other stuff as our interest piques. If you have any favorites you'd like us to cover, leave us a review, hit us up on Instagram (search "you have offended this podcast") and let us know! we'll do our best to get it to the top of the pile and we'll shout you out on the show. 1984 was not a bad year for movies at all - The Terminator, The Karate Kid, Footloose, and if you're into that sort of thing, Top Secret! Ninja 3: The Domination was the third in Cannon Film's ninja trilogy...none of which were related to each other in any meaningful way. This one, however, had one of the most insane mixtures of ninja, horror, and aerobics any movie had ever seen. Let us tell you - it holds up! Come and hang while we give props to a true original in cinema. Also, please subscribe and leave us a review! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We time traveled back to 2006 for this beauty of a movie starring Jet Li, Sun Li, and Shido Nakamura (with a cool appearance from Nathan Jones in there, too). Super fun movie that we got to chat about and we hope you enjoy your drive or workout! Oh, hey, if you could subscribe to the show, that'd be super fun for us! It helps us and gets THE ALGORTHIM to put us into more people's heads! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.