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Sliding back into your headphones, our heroes return to explain their absence and announce a new series. That was the idea anyway. Then Heaven got talking about her ayahuasca experience and it became one of the funniest episodes in years. There have been problems in SITA land – don’t worry, we go into detail - but corners are being turned and new dawns are rising. Things are going to be a little different around here from now on, but they’ll still be funny, sexy and occasionally disturbing. As you’d expect.  Join us for the Mandrake Salon by following the link HERE Check out LALA Music HERE This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

We know, we know — we vanished. Like a dancer who went for a cigarette break in 2019 and never returned. But don’t worry, darlings: we’re alive, we’re well, and we’re officially back in the New Year. In today’s mini-ep, Heaven confirms she is very much alive (despite rumours), Buffy packs her bags and flies off to the States for Thanksgiving, and we spiral into  ⭐️the realities of solo stripping ⭐️the logistics of a provincial strip-club tour (god help us) ⭐️the ethics and effectiveness of hexing ❤️ Think of this episode as a love note… with t**s. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

We check in on Heaven’s plastic surgery journey (and trust us, it’s a journey) before despairing at Hollywood’s stripper obsession. We mourn Flashdance’s shamefest fail: ballerina/welder/sensual dancer dating her stalker and dragging her stripper friend out of the club mid-shift. That’s no way to save-a-ho. We struggle with Demi Moore’s ill-advised Striptease although it’s saved, as all things are, by Burt Reynolds. We love the trashy Showgirls for the most unhinged lap dance in history, and then we really settle in - which films get it right, which get it disastrously wrong, and why every Hollywood stripper seems to be running from something. Still, at least they’ve stopped killing strippers as a plot device. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Never underestimate a stripper. Five Oscars for Anora, including Mikey Madison who shouted out sex workers when accepting the bald gold guy (now that’s what we call a whale). Our heroes cast their expert eyes over the film, and tell their own tales of whale fishing, clients who want to take you away and the girls that marry the men in the club. Even Vanya ain’t running from Buffy and Heaven. Check out the Modern Whore HERE  This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Part three of the adventure of Heaven’s breasts. In which Heaven reflects on what she’s learned, Buffy reflects on why she hasn’t learned quite as much as she thinks she has, and we learn an awful lot about how men look at women when their breasts change size. Spoiler alert – it makes a difference. You’ll be relieved to find our heroes regret nothing. Never apologise, never explain, just tip your dancer in cash. Episode three - All This and Heaven Too. Come see our short film, The Red Room,  at the Soho London Independent Film Festival Screening 6:30pm, Jan 24th 2025, 75 Dean Street, Soho, London W1 3SQ. Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival   FDA Black Box link This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Welcome to part two and thank you for staying with us. The story so far – Heaven’s in hospital. Buffy is worried. And this episode is a whole new way of storytelling. It’s the voice notes between two friends when one is in trouble. Things don’t get more intimate than this. Episode two - Stairway to Heaven. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Don’t call it a comeback, though we’ve been away too long. Here’s why. And remember, every now and then, the talk in VIP gets serious. Every now and then we connect. And so it’s time to let you in on something we’ve been dealing with for a while. Heaven’s breasts have had a starring role in pretty much every episode, but breast enlargement can cost more than cash. This is the story of what can go wrong and it’s a quiet word of warning that when it comes to surgery, always read the small print. As befits our first ever epic it’s a trilogy. And don’t worry. It’s funny. Most of the time. Episode one – Heaven Can’t Wait.  Explant Documentary link-   FDA Black Box link   T**s Up by Sarah Thornton  This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Buffy and Heaven research the Stripper version of the Unified Field Theory – applying the science to life after stripping. What else can stretch the body and the brain as much as a busy Saturday night in the club? Fortunately, we discover how sex worker ninja skills can be deployed on movie sets, in dungeons, at parties, and in helping civilians getting the most out of their sex lives. Plus we dig into the heart of the ho life – with the usual levels of hapless chaos. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Heaven wrestles the curse of the full moon and the mystery of the missing green Croc. Buffy channels Carrie without the killing and investigates the secret of the Mooncup. Plus, our lascivious lab techs study the science of cycles thanks to the University of New Mexico’s revelation concerning the correlation between ovulation and stripper’s earnings. Don’t be fazed by the phases, in short, because all good boys pay a roundie.   This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chelsea the Commander who will intimidate you into spending whether you want to or not. Quail at Vivienne the Debater who’ll talk you out of your rent money, your kid’s college fund and the next day you can’t remember why. Or Kelise the NLP Jedi (NAME SPELLING)?? who can rinse you using all of the above and having you coming back tomorrow to do it all over again. Is it ho science, bro science, pseudo-science or no science? Honestly, you’re so clever, maybe you should explain it to us. And we love your shirt. Come over to the VIP. And bring your wallet.    (Heaven is a Mediator and Buffy is a Campaigner if you must know.)   This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level. We learn the value of insinuation, camera pantomime, the Heaven theory of time, the ‘how to re-up’ controversy and breaking into the low spending wallet. Plus – civilians! Make your bedroom into a VIP. Remember the BDP: bantz, dance, pants and always take cash in advance. Trigger warning – although if you’ve made it this far, we figure you’re unshockable – there’s a discussion of abortion that would make a Texas judge weep. Buffy says hi, Justice Nathan L. Hecht… This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make your money, from knowing your booth – Buffy chooses hers based on the right lighting; Heaven just likes the naughty corner – to covering up alarming body noises to keep the sensual vibe. If you ever wanted to learn the tease in strip tease this is place. Plus the art of butt bumping, the skill of time keeping and the mystery of the golden move. Word of warning: you will never look at a pint of Guinness in the same way again.  This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with what you say. Frankly it’s a superpower. They discuss the nuance of NLP, the cunning of coding and the art of anchoring as well as hairplay, dumbplay, wizardplay and sugarbabyplay all in the interests of helping wallets empty. There are also some truly shocking accents. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Our heroes left the Attic when lockdown lifted and are back where they belong – in the club, working the VIP and bringing joy to an uncertain world. But it all starts on stage… whether it’s a lure for private dances, a dollar bill scrapping earner or a place where the coolest dancers express their crazy sexy hearts it’s the part of the club most punters and newbies think they understand. Trust us. You don’t. Settle in for an extended episode of everyone’s favourite strippers with attitude. Enjoy the Buffy and Heaven playlists! This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

How did Buffy get to be so Buffy? How do you make that woman? We track down Poppa Buffy and within seconds find out. From tales of nuns, morphine and the most unlikely midnight visitation to Miles Davies to gangsters to… honestly, his life makes the rest of this podcast seem kinda vanilla. We’re serious. Probably the least interesting part is when we ask what he thinks of his daughter being a stripper. This man has a life you can only dream of. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter  Press Enquiries- [email protected] Email us your questions & confessions! [email protected] Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com