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When it comes to comedy, this group doesn't miss. Ben, Dylan and Nathan assemble to draft the best stand up comedians of all time. From George Carlin to Dave Chappelle, many have held the mic but only a select few are worthy of the being considered the greatest. Who's face deserves a place on the mountain? YOU DECIDE!!!   Round 1 - 1:30 Round 2 - 15:00 Halftime - 28:00 Round 3 - 39:00 Round 4 - 57:00 Make Your Case: 1:13:00

People died for the toys, the holidays hit differently in the 1990s. From Tickle Me Elmo to Furby, Ben and Dylan explore the most popular holiday toys of the 90s in this nostalgia packed draft. With only 8 picks, many toys will be left on the shelf. Who's team was worth staying up all night for? You Decide! ....and let us know what we forgot!   Round 1 - 3:00 Round 2 - 14:00 Sponsor -  Quoits Round 3 - 28:15 Round 4 - 37:30 Duel : 50:00

Is it Nepotism or Merit? Ben and Dylan draft the worst political appointments of recent memory. Are these appointments deserving of their positions, or did they kiss the right rear-end to get a top position in the cabinet? These picks will make you question who's running the show. Which appointments will measure up to the worst of the worst? You decide!!   Round 1 - 3:30 Round 2 - 17:00 Sponsor - RFK for Secretary of HHS 34:00 Round 3 - 40:00 Round 4 - 56: 00 Duel : 1:19:00

Glory be to those Pope worthy of making the mountain. This week Ben and Dylan draft the best Popes in church history. From reforming the church to toppling the Iron Curtain, the papacy has produced leaders who altered the course of human history. Tune in as we rank the greatest popes and discover which pontiffs stood the test of time. Which Pope will produce the smoke? YOU DECIDE!!   Round 1 - 6:00 Round 2 - 19:00 Sponsor - Message from the Council of Hippo 30:00 Round 3 - 35:00 Round 4 - 53:00 Duel : 1:11:00   rom stoping the Huns at the gates of Rome to toppling the Iron Curtain, the papacy has produced leaders who altered the course of human history. Join us as we rank the 8 greatest popes, examining the visionary thinkers, master diplomats, and bold reformers who defined their eras. Discover which pontiffs stood the test of time and why their controversial yet profound legacies still shape our world today.

Its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Ben, Dylan, and Nathan explore cinemas very best fights in search for those worthy of fixin to the mountain. Fists and bullets fly while knives and swords slice in these epic brawls, who's team will have the stuff to come out on top? YOU DECIDE!   Round 1 - 2:30 Round 2 - 25:00 The Lounge - 41:00 Round 3 - 46:00 Round 4 - 1:04:00 Make Your Case - 1:20:00   Sponsor: An Ode to Violence w/Dylan in the Lounge

There seems to be an infinite number of ways a person can die, but these torture devices take death to horrifying places. In this gruesome ways to die draft, Ben and Dylan scour history and legend for the worst torture methods. These will be brutal, but rest assured there will be some laughs too. Who's team takes torture to a new low? YOU DECIDE!   Round 1 - 2:00 Round 2 - 8:00 Sponsor - Tony & Tony Announcement  Round 3 - 16:00 Round 4 - 24:00 Duel : 42:00   Sponsor: Tony & Tony Announcement(2025)

We know nothing! Ben and Dylan are unfamiliar with Olivia Rodrigo's burgeoning music career, so what better artist to feature in Draft Snacks first blind draft? Songs will be picked off title alone, everything else is unknown. Surely every song will be a hit...  Round 1 - 4:30 Round 2 - 12:00 Sponsor - Bidget  Round 3 - 21:30 Round 4 - 28:00 Duel : 42:30 Special thanks to today's sponsor, The Bidget

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na) / Batmaaaaaan! In this Anything and Everything Draft, Ben, Anecia, Dylan, and Nathan draft anything even remotely related to Batman. From Batman merchandise to franchise actors, everything is up for grabs! Who's team will best encapsulate Gothams Dark Knight? YOU DECIDE! Intro Dice - 5:45 Round 1 - 7:15 Round 2 -19:00 Ad Time - Batman Fanny Pack (37:00) Round 3 - 39:00 Round 4 - 1:12:00 Make Your Case - 1:24:00 Sponsor: Batman Fanny Pack

Not everything in life deserves the benefit of the doubt—and this week, Ben and Dylan call it like they see it. From broken politics to petty annoyances, it’s a cathartic venting session on all things bullsh*t.   Round 1 : 2:00 Round 2 : 10:00 Sponsor - no sponsor Round 3 : 20:00  Round 4 : 30:00 Duel: 43:00

From outlawing millionaires to banning divorce, America’s history of proposed constitutional amendments is a wild ride. In this episode, Ben and Dylan dig through the archives to uncover the weird, the idealistic, and the downright unhinged attempts to reshape the country.   Round 1 : 2:00 Round 2 : 12:00 Sponsor - Food Allocation and Resource Manufacturing for Security Amendment (28th Amendment) Round 3 : 42:00 Round 4 : 53:00 Duel: 1:07: 30

Get ready for an outrageous deep dive into the wildest Alex Jones moments with Ben and Dylan. From “turning the frogs gay” and mysterious “baby-flavored Pepsi” to fluoride conspiracies, government-released goblins, and more, nothing is off-limits. Brace yourself for shocking claims, hilarious commentary, and the absurdity you won’t believe. Don’t miss this chaotic breakdown of the weirdest Alex Jones rants!   Round 1 - 1:30 Round 2: - 10:10 Sponsor: Flouride - 19:20 Round 3 - 21:00  Round 4 - 29:30 Duel - 40:45

Ben and Dylan take you on a chilling and fascinating journey through history’s most infamous cults. From Jonestown’s People’s Temple and the Manson Family to Heaven’s Gate, the Branch Davidians in Waco, Aum Shinrikyo, Scientology, the Rajneesh Movement, and the Unification Church (Moonies), we explore the leaders, the followers, and the shocking events that made these groups notorious. Dark, strange, and compelling—this episode is a deep dive into the world of cults you won’t forget.   Round 1- 5:00 Round 2- 11:00 Sponsor- 22:28 Round 3- 23:30 Round 4- 34:00

What’s the ultimate back-to-school snack? In this episode, Dylan and Ben rank their top picks—from beef jerky, Pop-Tarts, and mini charcuterie cups to Uncrustables, Goldfish, trail mix, and the humble apple. Join us for a hilarious debate about childhood classics, over-the-top snack choices, and why some “healthy” options taste suspiciously like edible packing material. Perfect for parents, students, or anyone who loves nostalgic food talk.   Round 1- 5:30 Round 2- 11:30 Sponsor- 19:40 Round 3- 20:24 Round 4- 28:45 Duel- 33:00

Get ready to hear two guys hum and honk as Ben and Dylan conduct their way through the most iconic movie themes of the 2000s. From John Williams’ magical “Hedwig’s Theme” to Howard Shore’s thunderous “Bridge of Khazad Dum”, from Klaus Badelt’s swashbuckling “He’s a Pirate” to Joe Hisaishi’s dreamy “One Summer Day”, these scores defined a generation of film lovers. Join us for laughter, nostalgia, and some very bad humming as we relive the soundtrack to the 2000s—one iconic theme at a time.   Round 1- 3:00 Round 2- 13:00 Sponsor- 21:45 Round 3-24:45 Round 4- 32:45 Duel- 40:00   Score Links - Listen and tell us what you think! Harry Potter (Hedwig's Theme-Jon Williams): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtHra9tFISY&list=RDwtHra9tFISY&start_radio=1  Lord of the Rings (Prologue: One Ring to Rule them all- Howard Shore): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0znpBHTmFw  Requiem for a Dream (Lux Aeterna - Clint Mansell): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byl3hl5r6OA&list=RDByl3hl5r6OA&start_radio=1 The Incredibles (The Glory Days- Michael Giacchino): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uaz2MPzBQps&list=RDUaz2MPzBQps&start_radio=1  Pirates of the Caribbean (He’s a Pirate, Klaus Badelt): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuYf0taXoNw&list=RDBuYf0taXoNw&start_radio=1 Fellowship of the Ring (The Bridge of Khazad Dum, Howard Shore): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehAgMszCHU4&list=RDehAgMszCHU4&start_radio=1  There Will Be Blood (Prospectors Arrive, Johnny Greenwood): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6YndFacEnk&list=RDL6YndFacEnk&start_radio=1  Spirited Away (One Summer Day, Joe Hiraishi): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mank&list=RDTK1Ij_-mank&start_radio=1

From Shaq granting wishful thinking in Kazaam to Steven Seagal’s bullshido karate chops, Ben and Dylan draft the worst acting crimes of the 90s. No one is safe—not even Kevin Costner’s wooden epics, Pauly Shore’s “Weasel” antics, or Quentin Tarantino’s awkward cameos. It’s a battle to see who can pick the most gloriously bad performances of the decade.   Round 1- 1:30 Round 2- 14:45 Sponsor- WhateverPlugs - 27:30 Round 3-29:00 Round 4- 35:00 Duel- 44:30   Hulk Hogan Suburban commando, nanny, Santa with muscles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS-up0oQFCo Steven Seagal  On deadly ground https://youtu.be/EJ0nsaABbDo?si=8qQe3tC1HdlqwBoL&t=66  Play this…words of wisdom: https://youtu.be/yxloUBCYuFM?si=dnVorZTk2qIZtKsE  Pauly Shore Bio dome and encino Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bek-avzjOY What’s up buddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T35uc41JYe0 Shaq steel and kazamhttps://youtu.be/zWmHWz2DYTA?si=AkA1CvQXnQmk-rpX  https://youtu.be/fFVaxa1UKNg?si=sBgNM34eb_f-G9k1  Steel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1zNke5-tQ Quentin Taratino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_An4vBEwM Kevin costner Water worldhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Np_ZiNZSOi8?si=M6lKYFaFZtAeyyUr  Robin hood (watch this one): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtVz_KHkPU His accent being made fun of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9tEH7iWOyk  Dances with Wolves, Robin Hood: Prince of Theives, JFK, Wyatt Earp, The Postman, Message in a Bottle     Rob Schneider You can do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwTi1EpgIa0 Big daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWxsckzPws