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Laura returns from Europe with stories of being trapped inside a closed terminal at Charles de Gaulle Airport for seven hours with nothing but a muffin and a few sips of water. Meanwhile, a traveler is caught smuggling 58 live turtles in her tights, Hooters attempts a family-friendly rebrand, and the internet continues to prove that reality is stranger than fiction. Plus: puffins, birding, a disastrous lash lift, TV hot takes, and why Times Square Margaritaville may be New York City’s greatest hidden gem.

Laura is headed to Cannes and may or may not accidentally end up in White Lotus season 4, the Solidcore guy somehow gets even weirder, and the JP Morgan “cannons” lawsuit continues to spiral into one of the funniest workplace scandals on the internet. This week, we get into: Men paying for fake cauliflower ear surgeryRobert Pattinson getting ghosted by his own stalkerElon Musk losing his OpenAI lawsuitThe scientifically hottest male dance movesCatholic school “mixers”A law associate asking if hanging an original Picasso in his office is too obnoxiousWhispering Angel rosé discourseWhy women absolutely do NOT want fake cage fighter earsPlus: ringworm in the Bahamas, White Lotus filming chaos, and the return of “leave room for Jesus.”

Pete Davidson’s breakup is getting messy, cruises are somehow having an even worse week than usual, and Hawaii may have delivered the most satisfying case of instant karma we’ve seen in a while. This week on Doomscroll Diaries, Mae and Laura discuss: Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt’s breakup dramaThe viral monk seal incident in HawaiiWhy some people desperately need to be punched in the faceA disturbing cruise ship scandalHantavirus panic and internet misinformationWhy kids should still step in dog poop at least onceDisney adults and the new Universal Epic Universe parkHead scarves, laryngitis, and caffeine-free Diet Dr Pepper

This week on The Doomscroll Diaries, Mae and Laura get into the absolutely unhinged JP Morgan lawsuit that’s blowing up online, Emily Blunt getting dragged for wildly out-of-touch career advice, and their chaotic visit to Carl Radke’s NYC sober bar, Soft Bar, where ordering a mocktail somehow became a deeply adversarial experience. They also break down the latest Summer House drama involving Amanda Batula and West Wilson, reunion leaks, leaked nudes, Bravo conspiracy theories, and the genuinely heartbreaking tragedy that surfaced right before filming the reunion. Plus: celebrity delusion, expensive mocktails, reality TV discourse, and why “just follow your passion” is maybe not the best advice in 2026. Follow ⁠@doomscrolldiaries⁠, ⁠@mae_planert⁠, and ⁠@laurasogar⁠, subscribe, and send this to a friend who needs to stay informed (or just entertained).

This week on Doomscroll Diaries, we have questions… and no answers. Nuclear scientists keep disappearing under very strange circumstances (totally normal), while Mae returns to the ice after 15 years for a true Miracle on Ice… in New Jersey. Laura reports back from Louisiana, where: Alligators are… kind of cute?Emus are aggressiveAnd one interaction took a turn Also this week: A government official claims he teleported to a Waffle HouseA “wellness” company that’s giving cultA woman who sent 150,000 texts after one date (who hasn’t?)And why Kash Patel is definitely dating a spy As always, it’s the best of the worst of the internet. Follow @doomscrolldiaries, @mae_planert, and @laurasogar, subscribe, and send this to a friend who needs to stay informed (or just entertained).

This week on The Doomscroll Diaries, we’re unpacking some of the internet’s most chaotic headlines. First up: the extremely awkward McDonald’s CEO video that somehow went viral while promoting the new Big Arch burger. Why does it feel like corporate PR keeps getting weirder every year? Then we get into the latest Epstein testimony drama and why Bill and Hillary Clinton are once again at the center of online conspiracy discourse. Plus we talk about: • the disturbing assistant principal scandal making headlines • Botox… but for camels (yes, really) • the strange return of nostalgic TikTok hair-playing videos • and the general feeling that the news cycle has fully lost the plot. If the timeline feels overwhelming lately, this episode is here to help you doomscroll through it together.

Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod The internet has officially adopted a baby monkey. This week we’re breaking down the story of Punch — the viral monkey from a Japanese zoo who was abandoned by his mother, clings to a plush toy for comfort, and is now at the center of a global debate. Is he being bullied? Is the zoo exploiting him? And why did Andrew Tate offer $250,000 to “save” him? Then we’re wrapping up the 2026 Winter Olympics — from an unexpected dog crashing the finish line to Alissa Liu’s gold medal moment and the pressure surrounding Eileen Gu. Plus, a bizarre scam trend in Savannah where women posing as homeless are allegedly robbing men who bring them home.

This week, we get into the internet’s latest (and most confusing) wellness obsession, why raw milk is suddenly everywhere, and how influencer culture keeps turning objectively bad ideas into lifestyle trends. We also talk about Ballerina Farm, trad-wife aesthetics, and what happens when “natural” wellness collides with actual public health concerns. Plus: a surprisingly wholesome internet story about a dad who committed to a lie for 24 years, why the clean girl era is starting to feel unhinged, and the strange comfort of low-stakes, very online chaos. As always, we cover the best of the worst of the internet — so you don’t have to.

We’re unpacking snow day chaos, grocery store panic, and why TikTok moms are preparing for winter weather like it’s the apocalypse. Plus: Shaun White snowboarding in Central Park, Ted Cruz fleeing another storm, and the age-old truth that actors need to stop taking themselves so seriously. We also get into PR-driven “on-set chemistry,” William Shatner eating cereal out of a glass bowl while driving, AI-generated porn bans, internet brain rot, and why being online right now feels genuinely destabilizing. Bundle up, protect your brain, and log off (after listening). Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

What is actually going on with Brooklyn Beckham — and why is his family drama suddenly everywhere? This week, we unpack Brooklyn Beckham’s very public fallout with his parents, the internet’s many theories, and why it’s giving royal-family-level dysfunction. Then we pivot to one of the most disturbing stories we’ve seen in a while: a Chinese billionaire who allegedly has hundreds of children born in the U.S. via surrogacy — yes, you read that right. Along the way, we also cover: • A Teen Mom attempting a mayoral run (and immediately spiraling) • What happens when extreme wealth meets zero accountability • Why some internet stories feel funny until they suddenly… don’t As always, we’re bringing you the best of the worst the internet has to offer — with curiosity, chaos, and a lot of questions. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

This week on DoomScroll Diaries, we break down the chaos at every level of power. Jerome Powell stands his ground as Trump escalates pressure on the Federal Reserve, proving why the least glamorous people are sometimes the ones we trust most. Then we pivot to Spencer Pratt’s very real run for Mayor of Los Angeles and what reality TV politics says about where we’re headed. Plus: celebrity mom group drama, influencer fallout, and why group dynamics are always worse when money and clout are involved. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

This week, New Yorkers rang in the New Year by getting pranked by fake Brooklyn Bridge fireworks, while a couple in Brooklyn casually stole a live lobster from a restaurant and walked off into the night. From there, things only get stranger. Mae went to a Miami strip club and has thoughts, while we also get into raw meat leaking all over an airport baggage carousel, plants getting microneedling (science has gone too far), and a StubHub mix-up that sent metal fans to a Christian Christmas concert. Plus: shady political betting markets, closet clean-outs gone wrong, and a viral list of places women refuse to go on first dates. It’s the first episode of the year — and 2026 is already doing the most. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

It’s been a dark week, on the internet and around the world,  so we went looking for the things that actually brought us joy online. We talk viral dances that briefly cured our doomscrolling, a man fighting off a coyote to save his chihuahua, deeply unhinged wedding traditions, British “Chinese food” discourse, why smart fridges might be a mistake, and the comfort of small, absurd internet moments when everything else feels heavy. We can’t fix it. So here’s some  laughter, distractions, and a little joy where we could find it. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

This week on The Doomscroll Diaries, we dive into our thoughts on the new Diddy documentary - the wild moments, the uncomfortable parts, and why everyone online is reacting the way they are. Then we get into the story of Bonnie Blue being arrested in Bali, how it unfolded, why it sparked so much debate, and why this whole situation feels like the world’s darkest study-abroad cautionary tale. And finally… we need to talk about THAT viral CEO interview. The chair bouncing. The pacing. The energy. The absolute chaos. We break down why the internet thinks he was acting completely unhinged and why this clip has everyone asking, “Is this guy okay?” It’s messy, it’s unhinged, it’s deeply unserious - in other words, a normal week on DSD. Make sure to check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

A new Anna Delvey in NYC? Period blood as skincare? Campbell’s Soup in scandal mode? Yeah… it’s one of those weeks.NYC is apparently auditioning a new Anna Delvey and she’s dining-and-dashing across Manhattan like it’s performance art. Meanwhile, the internet has discovered “period facials” (we’re sorry, but also… you clicked), and Campbell’s Soup is in full corporate meltdown after an exec called their products “sh*t for poor people.” We break down the scandals, ask the important questions (WHY), and try to understand how the world got this weird Doomscroll Diaries: where skincare gets feral, soup becomes political, and New Yorkers keep hustling in increasingly creative ways.Make sure to check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod