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Ever wonder what the world’s most legendary noses and bizarre public transportation tales have in common? Prepare to be surprised — because in this episode, we dive headfirst into that curious intersection and much more. From the hilarious history of pinned noses lost in duels, to the unexpected stories behind celebrities like Gérard Depardieu and Boris Yeltsin’s iconic beak — this is an ode to nose connoisseurs and nosey stories alike.But it’s not just about noses. We explore the absurdity of public pooping on buses, the hilarious antics at conferences that turned into visual chaos, and the hilarious misadventures of world leaders with private jets and political blunders. Want laughs? Curious about the most famous noses in history (Pinocchio, Cyrano, and Gonzo, oh my)? Or interested in how NBA stars and NHL players stack up in fame and personality? We’ve got you covered.You’ll discover surprising tidbits about the biggest noses ever recorded, the most bizarre airport and space toilet stories, and the cultural shifts that have made basketball a global phenomenon — leaving hockey in the dust. Plus, funny debates about losing all your hair versus hair spreading everywhere, and the importance of knowing when to step away from difficult personalities.Whether you’re a history buff, a sports fan, or just in the mood for absurd humor, this episode makes you rethink what really matters: big noses, public poops, and the stories you never saw coming. Tune in for stories that are as bizarre as they are hilarious, and leave with a new appreciation for the bizarre, the bold, and the downright ridiculous parts of life.Perfect for fans of comedy, history, sports, and weirdness — this episode is your invitation to laugh at the oddities that make life interesting. Hit play — because you won’t want to miss what’s coming next.

Episode 257 ~ Aliens on Crime, Fleshy Phones, Pope Problems

Episode 257 ~ Aliens on Crime, Flesh Phones and "Woke Marxist Pope"

Episode 256 ~ Butt Dials, Bunyan Flutes and One Winged Doves

Episode 255 ~ Hans Gruber, The Great Nippulini and The Lizard People

What do AI podcast editors, Sean Penn's cat-sitting habits, and a mother's breakdown-turned-battle-cry have in common? They all show up in this week's episode of Two Wise Fools. Dave and Aaron kick things off debating whether robots are actually making comedy worse by cutting all the pauses (they are), then detour through Oscar night with inside intel on which Best Actor nominees would cat-sit for a script assistant — and which ones would try to date their daughter. The Elephant in the Room tackles the popular evangelical sport of calling everyone in Hollywood evil, and why that's more complicated and more revealing than it sounds. Is This Anything asks whether your dog has a human soul trapped inside it and whether that soul has made peace with what happened at the vet. And the back half of the show turns surprisingly beautiful, exploring fame, humility, and what it really means to say "I'm going to be famous one day" at your absolute lowest. Two Wise Fools: Episode 254. Find it wherever you get your podcasts.

Ep 253 ~ Condorman, UHF and Dewgong the Pokemon

Episode 252 ~ Best Robots, Proctology Billboards and Comic Conventions In this episode, the hosts celebrate their 252nd podcast episode, reflecting on the joy and purpose behind their weekly conversations. They discuss the impact of social media, particularly in relation to the Toronto Blue Jays, and the importance of local community engagement. The conversation shifts to the concept of being an 'auction hero' and the role of philanthropy in their lives. Finally, they delve into the nature of rest, emphasizing its importance for restoration rather than mere productivity. In this conversation, the speakers explore the themes of community, individuality, and the importance of rest, emphasizing that rest is a collective effort rather than an individual pursuit. They delve into political ideologies and the complexities of personal beliefs, discussing the implications of choosing between different political parties. The conversation also touches on the role of fictional robots in popular culture, the ethical considerations surrounding AI and consciousness, and the significance of poetry in understanding reality. Finally, they reflect on the influence of teachers and the complexities of their roles in shaping students' lives. 00:00 Celebrating 252 Episodes 05:40 Toronto Blue Jays and Community Engagement 10:58 The Role of Humor and Celebrity in Community 16:17 Reflections on Influence and Authenticity 22:03 Norm MacDonald: Humor Beyond the Grave 28:39 Comic-Con Credibility and Auction Heroism 39:23 Understanding Rest and Community 49:35 Political Party Dilemmas 57:34 The Hiccups vs. Sneezing Debate 01:09:12 The Ethics of AI and Consciousness 01:14:51 The Role of Poetry in Understanding Reality 01:22:56 Reflections on Teachers and Their Impact

Episode 251 ~ Muppets, Mental Health, and Hockey Heresy Dave watched church during a hockey game, the internet lost its mind, and Aaron took a bus ride that accidentally became a sermon. Also: which Muppets deserve immortality, whether church is good or bad for your brain, and why slow government might actually be saving democracy. Statler and Waldorf would have something to say about all of it.

Episode 250 ~ Olympic Hookups, Alice from the Brady Bunch and Garfield

Episode 249 ~ Dribble Drama, Vance Dance and ... Foreign Aid

Episode 248 ~ Hot Dogs, Christian Celebrity and Church Snow Days

Episode 247 ~ 10,000 Trillion Ants, Rats vs Hippos... and The Nobel Peace Prize

Episode 246 ~ Quitting Loch Ness, Best Beards and Jesus Junk

Episode 245 ~ Snake Handling, Dracula Land and Christian Nationalism