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This week we're covering Chapters 59-66 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but as usual, Jackie Collins is only part of the chaos. Jen attends a police and fire department fundraiser where the officers somehow turn into Magic Mikes. Thank you for your service. Dana has a blowout on the freeway. Her tire, not her bowels. We cannot stress this enough. And the girls revisit The Babysitters Club only to discover those books were far more unhinged than anyone remembers. Joining a cult? Getting lost at sea? Ma’am, you are thirteen. Go babysit. Join us for Jackie Collins, public servants taking it off, roadside emergencies, and the shocking realization that Stoneybrook, Connecticut, was apparently a deeply dangerous place to grow up. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're covering Chapters 55-59 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, and Jen has brought what might be her craziest story yet, which is saying a lot at this point. She also accuses Dana of reading fish smut, which sounds slippery, and is one more creature that Dana's not interested in adding to her reading repetoire at this point. Meanwhile, there's trouble at Dana's spray tan place again. This time, a two-time flasher is on the loose. At this point, we're beginning to think the spray tan salon needs its own Scandalous Diamonds spinoff. Join us for Jackie Collins, aquatic erotica, Jen's latest unbelievable story, and yet another reason Dana apparently cannot just get a spray tan in peace. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're covering Chapters 49-54 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but naturally, we have some detours. Jennifer and Dana discuss vanity license plates that absolutely do not communicate what their owners intended. Then, in a completely natural progression, they do a deep dive into prisons. Because that's how Scandalous Diamonds works: one minute we're laughing at someone's license plate, and the next we're examining the American penal system. Join us for Jackie Collins, unfortunate abbreviations, unexpected prison talk, and more antics from this wild novel. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're covering Chapters 43-48 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but first, please join us in celebrating a truly monumental achievement: Scandalous Diamonds is now Tanzania's 19th favorite podcast. Fame is exhausting. Jen's obsession with Digging Up the Duggars continues to escalate, while Dana's house has apparently been rezoned as a wildlife preserve. There's a full-scale bird war involving crows, other crows, blue jays, and doves, the squirrels are staging an uprising, AND five baby foxes are being raised under the shed. Join us for Jackie Collins, Duggar deep dives, international podcast domination, and an increasingly complicated backyard ecosystem. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're covering Chapters 37-42 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, and we have excellent news: GINO LIVES! He survived the assassination attempt, which means Jen's beloved Gino voice is officially back.  The girls also dive into the glorious world of journalists who write spectacularly terrible headlines, particularly the ones where an unfortunate choice of words completely changes the story.  Join us for Jackie Collins, questionable journalism, an assassination survival, and the triumphant return of a voice that everyone has missed. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're covering Chapters 29-36 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, but first, Dana has apparently been “let go” from Scandalous Diamonds. For reasons no one can explain, she continues to show up for work. Dana and America’s Husband take Manhattan with Elle and the Husband of the Great Northeast, where a perfectly innocent weekend in NYC may have placed them suspiciously adjacent to an art heist. Allegedly. Probably. We’re saying nothing else without counsel present. And on the flight to New York, America’s Husband is subjected to what Dana can only describe as a “gay porn hockey show.” In-flight entertainment has really evolved. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're kicking off Book 3 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, covering Chapters 23-28. Dana finds an incredibly rare piece of art at a thrift store and immediately adds it to the girls' retirement portfolio. The plan? Hold onto it until she and Jen are so broke they're eating cat food, then cash in. This launches a very serious discussion about retiring early and wealthy. Current strategies include winning the lottery and Jen marrying a billionaire after heroically reuniting him with a long-lost family member's storage unit. Frankly, the financial plan could be stronger. The girls also discuss the many horrors of staying in a gross motel and exactly how far they're willing to lower their standards before simply sleeping in the car. Join us for Jackie Collins, accidental art investments, wildly improbable wealth strategies, and accommodations that absolutely do not include a continental breakfast. Please rate, review, and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week we're covering Chapters 14-21 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, where the drama just keeps escalating and Jackie Collins refuses to let anyone have a normal day. Meanwhile, Dana reveals that she's somehow been caught completely naked in a spray tan booth... twice... while tornado warnings were going off outside.  Jen has fallen headfirst into the podcast Digging Up with the Duggars and returns with some truly baffling discoveries, including the shocking revelation that tater tots are the preferred topping for a Duggar hot dish. Honestly, that's just the beginning. Join us for mob drama, Midwest casseroles, severe weather, and the kind of conversations that make absolutely no sense out of context. If you're enjoying Scandalous Diamonds, please rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. And don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week, Jen is covering Chapters 8-13 of Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, while the girls have one question: Do you stay friends with someone after they shoot at you? Some might think so... Meanwhile, Dana somehow knows, without hesitation, the exact year Viagra hit the U.S. market. Don't ask why. Just accept that this information was immediately available. Jen also shares the three golden rules from a madam on how to snag that man. Join us this week for mobsters, questionable friendships and wildly unnecessary trivia. If you're enjoying Scandalous Diamonds, please rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. And don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

This week Jen is  covering Chapters 3-7 of Jackie Collins' Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, and things are already going spectacularly off the rails. Dana enlists her dry cleaners to help pull a practical joke on Jason, while Jen drops the bombshell that she doesn't know who John Mayer is.  As if that weren't enough, Jen also realizes she's accidentally been reading Christian fiction... again. At this point, it feels less like a mistake and more like destiny. Join us for Jackie Collins, questionable life choices, and the kind of conversations that could only happen on Scandalous Diamonds. Please rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts, and don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks so much for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

Season 12 kicks off with Jackie Collins' Vendetta: Lucky's Revenge, where Lucky Santangelo is back, it's 1987 in Los Angeles, and absolutely nobody is making good life choices. Even better, Jen's legendary Gino voice makes its triumphant return. As if Jackie Collins weren't enough chaos, the girls somehow wander into a heated debate over livestock terminology and arrive at the completely scientific conclusion that every bovine is, in fact, a cow. Ranchers, please direct your complaints to our corporate office. Jen also uncovers yet another unbelievable chapter in her infamous 1990s Amish pen pal adventure. This week's revelation? She helped deliver a colt. Because of COURSE that happened while she was there. Meanwhile, Dana asks the important questions, like whether a squirrel can serve as an emotional support animal, before admitting she's officially declared war on the squirrel population occupying her front yard. The squirrels have declined to comment, while the crows have plenty to say on the matter. Join us as we dive back into Lucky Santangelo's world, tell stories that somehow get stranger every week, and prove once again that no conversation is ever safe on Scandalous Diamonds. If you're enjoying the show, please rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. And don't forget to check out our merch. Thanks so much for listening! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

In the dramatic conclusion of "Rock Star" by Jackie Collins, we see in real time the result of all these people's bad decisions. And we finally have our heist!! Jen talks gilded age socialites and the girls discuss how beauty standards are still as s****y today as they were in 15th century China. Oh, and taxidermy comes up. Again.  Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

Jennifer takes us through the characters' bad decisions in Jackie Collins' "Rock Star."  The girls marvel at how hard cheating must have been back in the days before texting when you had to quietly call someone instead of covertly messaging them. They also decide that everyone should fill out a 72-page questionaire before going on any dates. That should prevent any accidental dates with a married person.  Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

In the penultimate episode of Scandalous Diamonds' retelling of Jackie Collins' hit novel, Rock Star, the gals discuss the fun perimenopausal nighttime game "Did I pee in the bed or am I just sweating?" Dana sees the movie Poltergeist for the first time and is less bothered than she should be by the fact that they used real skeletons in the pool scene. Jen talks about the Louvre heist (not the one in Rock Star, which STILL hasn't happened yet...) and the girls question the "security" at this hallowed institution. Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.

In today's installment of the amazing "Rock Star" by the one and only Jackie Collins, Jen recaps the Codcast Productions Corporate Retreat in spooky Salem, Massachusetts. The girls encounter a coffee shop that required a reservation... and the next available time slot was three weeks in advance.  Tune in to see if they ever got that cup of coffee. Please rate, review and subscribe to Scandalous Diamonds wherever you listen to podcasts. Go check out our merch! Thank you so much. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scandalous-diamonds--4784580/support.