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A Very Special Final* Episode These past five and a half years on Unwise Girls, we've talked about so much nonsense it's almost hard to keep track. But we've had a good time, haven't we? So let's sit back and run a victory lap on this last ever regular episode of Unwise Girls. We'll tell you all about a very special piece of Riordanverse errata that you thought we'd never cover, and then we'll spend the rest of our time cleaning up all the remaining questions you had for us. Plus, a bunch of thanks. So hey, if you read these episode descriptions, from the bottom of my little heart? Thank you. *Don't worry, we'll cross paths on another quest some day! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 36 to 39 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss all the hits: Percy Jackson and his(?) relationship to transfemininity, the eternal Riordan problem of second books not being worthwhile, a muddled repeat of an ending, surprisingly deft character writing moments, what Grover's final moments in the torment nexus will look like, and the Spice Girls. Come back next week for our coverage of a very special cultural object and a retrospective on the show as a whole! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 31 to 35 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss Peter Stuyvesant a good bit, but also a lot of other stuff! I dunno, it's episode 248, do I really need to write episode descriptions for this show anymore? It's the show. You know her. Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 36 to 39! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 26 to 30 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss Deltarune, the tragedy of our GOAT, a fix to some of our previous problems, Percy's journey to learn that women are people, more overt magical school allusions, the sad state of being a woman who is a mother, and the superpower of neurodivergence. Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 31 to 35! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 21 to 25 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss the consequences of social transition, Flanderization, weaponized incompetence, washboard abs, /r/kitchencels, prioritizing bits over consistency, a return to an older structure, and a conversation that we just have to have about Grover. Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 26 to 30! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 16 to 20 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss abusive doggy dynamics, a confusing pandemic timeline, Percy's lack of grasp on his own personal history, Grover's double life, tragic yaoi meters exploding, more Rick Old Man moments, and epic business fails. Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 21 to 25! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 11 to 15 This week on Unwise Girls, we've hit the Early-Mid-Book Wackies... as they are officially known. We discuss the fine differences between puppies and polecats, dissect anti-Greek sentiment, place a close watch over the placenta, return to a topic our podcast hasn't covered in a dog's age, and conjure toxic lesbian situationships into being. Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 16 to 20! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 6 to 10 This week on Unwise Girls, we continue our rather pleasant job of book-sitting Wrath of the Triple Goddess. We discuss ephemeral sibling relationships, pretty good advice from Rick's self-insert, Grover getting inflated big and round, the horror of Hecuba, poor puppies, polecats by any other name, food trucks, and a belated review of covers! Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 11 to 15! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 1 to 5 We're finally here! This week on Unwise Girls, we've finally started the most recently published book by good ol' Rick Riordan. Things get sweet and sour as we discuss toilet humor, magical schools, character popularity, surprise Spanish tutors, books within books, hidden pasts, types of boymoder, Annabeth's no good very bad idea, and goddesses of a distinctly suspect nature. Sun's getting real low, friends. Let's keep walking. Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 6 to 9! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Daughter of the Deep What does a successful writer do after finishing up a victory lap on his latest pentalogy? In 2021, Rick Riordan decided to celebrate by writing something entirely out of the Camp Half-Blood Chronicles universe for the first time in, like, 15 years. This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss Daughter of the Deep. Did Rick pull out all the stops, or did he fall back into old habits? Did we like it, or did we think it was just, like, alright? And in this post-not-cishet era, will there be feast or famine? Let's dive under the sea and find out...!!!!! Come back next week for Wrath of the Triple Goddess, ch. 1 to 5! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Not cishet. Sorry for leaving you all alone in the feed this whole time!!! Jane has been very ill, but I didn't want to leave you without anything to listen to forever. So I, Jacqueline, sat down in the recording booth for the first ever entirely solo episode of Unwise Girls. In this episode, I discuss just how not-cishet all these Rick Riordan characters really are. Do I cover all of them? No. Do i get into pretty good discussions about each one, giving them their fair due? No. Is this episode coherent and listenable? God, maybe. But at the very least, it's a very special Unwise Girls tribute to one of our most important traditions: claiming things about character genders and sexualities almost entirely at random. Come back next week for the entirety of Daughter of the Deep... for real this time! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Cold Springs About twenty years ago, Rick Riordan published a thrilling novel about troubled children, the abuse they face at school and home, what it means for the parent-child relationship to be pushed to the brink, and the dangerous lengths people will go to when their families are put on the line. But enough about The Lightning Thief - we're here to talk about Cold Springs! Have you ever wondered how Rick Riordan would tackle hard-hitting topics like drug addiction, poverty, and racism? Not necessarily? Too bad, buckaroo, because this is the grittiest, grimiest, and "real"est book Rick's put out to date! Uh oh, Uncle Rick's going for the stock racial stereotypes! Someone tackle him before he can - agh oh no we didn't get there in time. Come back in two weeks for the entirety of Daughter of the Deep! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 30 to 35 This week on Unwise Girls, we've greedily guzzled down the whole contents of the Chalice and found little bits of gold at the bottom! Well, I mean, like, not in a dangerous way, just in the cool and kind of magical way. We didn't swallow metal, we prommy! We discuss totally heterosexual dreams of a totally monogamous future, the tastiest mythics, new and innovative ways to be a crappy father, a few potshots at Lester, fatal flaws, and the dissonant Disney reality we live in. Come back in two weeks for the entirety of Cold Springs! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 24 to 29 This week on Unwise Girls, we're beginning the end as we discuss the resolution of The Chalice of the Gods' antagonist, our favorite narrative moves in a long time, smart characterization, fun interaction between good friends, the games we hate, the jokes we love to make ourselves laugh at, and so much more! Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 30 to 35! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 18 to 23 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss boycotting Spotify (https://bdsmovement.net/boycott-spotify) and how we will no longer be publishing episodes on there. I'm not sure anything else we do in this episode really qualifies as..... "discussion," but I still hope that you enjoy. Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 24 to 29! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.