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Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us. Remy shares the crazies thing he has ever done under the influence. Chris has another run in with Amazon after joining a Scammer Discord Group. Scott's dog is going blind and much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames. Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend. Sarah has a dog update. Scott is finally getting a pool. Idaho is canceling Drag Shows. And much more. www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast

Miranda talks about her new Boobs. Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse. Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night. There is a new Netflix show in town and much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel. Scott just got his manhood chopped. Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida. He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed. Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer. #mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.

This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more. www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes. www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song. #ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9volt www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song. #sheewee #greenland #peiwei #pizza #viral www.sandpipervacations.com www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter. #verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

Strange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video. #strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajones www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok? www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties. In this episode: The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts of the podcast into AI to get a performance review. Find out which host got an "F," who the AI thinks is "cancelable" (hint: it's comparable to Tony Hinchcliffe), and why the algorithm declared Scott the "irreplaceable punching bag" of the show.Disney & Wrestling: Scott shares his emotional reaction to John Cena’s recent match—sparking a debate with Chris about "going out on your back". Plus, Scott details his $300 lightsaber experience at Savi's Workshop, leading to some questionable phrasing about "touching the tip".News with Miranda: The team covers the tragic news regarding Rob Reiner’s family , discusses Trump’s potential reclassification of marijuana , and explores the terrifying reality of AI taking over.Holiday Chaos: Sarah reveals she bought herself a vintage Walkman (and headphones) for Christmas , Miranda’s son breakdances during a school program , and Nick deals with a loose Longhorn steer at his daughter's school.The "Dessert" Debate: The episode goes off the rails as the group debates the logistics of National Chocolate Covered Anything Day, leading to a conversation about edible body paint and why Chris refuses to get peanut butter in the bedroom www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-Qaeda. Meanwhile, the gang accidentally forms their new favorite rock band, Judah and the Maccabees, with Miranda on drums and Scott confusing the lead singer for the guy who betrayed Jesus. Also in this episode: Chris Ruins Kwanzaa: After a deep dive into history, Chris reveals the controversial origins of the holiday and its founder, Ronald.The 9/11 Birthday Theory: Scott does some questionable math regarding the Immaculate Conception and determines Jesus might actually have been born on September 11th.Trash Pandas on Bourbon: Miranda brings us the heartwarming tale of a raccoon that broke into a liquor store and got wasted.Target Good Deeds: Miranda helps an elderly woman find her car, despite the risk of being kidnapped. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com

James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.com www.sandpipervacations.com