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OMG Leave me ALONE!! My name is “That’s the Name of a Beer”. I’m a Capricorn, as if you care. Come join me every other week at the crossroads of inebriation and despair as I delve into the depths of banal monotony. What am I about? Does it even matter - you’ll never get it anyway. It’s not like I’m about beer or anything. I’m just a madhouse and these are my orderlies: Chez, Jules, and Shariar. Lobotomies available upon request. [Music: Dvorak Polka by Kevin Macleod | Source: filmmusic.io/song/3686-dvorak-polka | License: filmmusic.io/standard-license]

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Ep 203: Barrel Aged: I Thwip My Web Back and Forth

2022/06/15

OMG Leave me ALONE!! I’m watching Toby McGuire cry and pondering the mystery of his upper lip. How does it disappear? If only my step-dad would disappear.I heard some noise coming from the back yard, so I started digging and found my old opinions on Andrew Garfield. Everyone likes a redemption arc, and he’s okay now, but we must never forget that he did once sucked. Everything sucks! 🤢

Ep 202: Our Hedgelords And Saviors

2022/06/01

OMG Leave me ALONE!! I’m trying to sacrifice a goat to our lord and savior Lucifer (from Cinderella). Too bad that bitch is dead. But Batman, the one true hedgelord, taught me that there is one thing that trumps all powers in the cosmos: MONEY! Blood Diamonds black as my soul. So in this episode my orderlies probe into the depths of the depraved world of our Capitalist Gods, and finally prove that nothing else matters but the ALMIGHTY dollar 💰.

Ep 201: My Sandaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Poffins Hun

2022/05/18

OMG Leave me ALONE!! I’d normally play Pokémon BLACK, but I was envious of last season (cuz it got to die). So I played Leaf GREEN instead. Can you believe this f*****g game doesn’t even have DARK types. What the f**k Miyamoto. DARK types matter! 💢 [Music: Battle! (Wild Pokémon) | Source: https://soundlibrary.pokemon.co.jp/en/musicbox | Rights Notice: ©2006 Pokémon. ©1995-2006 Nintendo/Creatures Inc./GAME FREAK inc. This content has been created in agreement with the Terms of Use for the Pokémon DP Sound Library.]

Ep 118: Season’s (Finale (FINALLY)) Greetings

2022/01/09

OMG HI! I like missed you guys! It's been like a year since I was born, SO… I’ve been like partying hardy! Just one question though, is it like normal to feel a burning sensation after you turn 1. Like constantly. I know it's not chlamydia because the Ivermectin shots protect me from all viruses. Whatever, Happy Holidays. *COUGH* 🤧

Ep 117: Can’t Spell DAmageD Without Dad

2021/10/29

OMG! HI! What’s my relationship with my dad? None of your business. I don’t have daddy issues, you do! I’m not trying to get back at anyone! I only date older men cuz of the security, and they only yell at me cuz they want me to be best. 👴💖 [News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ | Artist: http://audionautix.com/]

Ep 116: McCarthy’s Angels

2021/10/15

Glory to Putin! Привет comrade Dimitri! It is I, normal American podcast. Today we discuss normal American movie about normal American girls (not secretly Russian agents) with strong backs and thick horse-like legs. What did you say?! You are not Dimitri?! Нет! In Soviet Russia beer names YOU! 🇺🇸

Ep 115: Customer Karen(g)

2021/09/25

OMG HI! Welcome to That’s the Name of a Beer. I’m sorry service is taking so long; we’re a little short-staffed. Wait, what? You want to speak to my manager? You want to know what my name is? Did you JUST call me a rude GIRL? I’M A PODCAST. HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER! I am non-binary, and you will respect my pronouns or lack thereof.

Ep 114: Kamikaze Conglomerate: Otra Vez

2021/09/04

OMG HI! Is that a bomb in my throat?... Or is this podcast about to blow its load? Wait! Is that a man? Duh! Holler!!! OMG hold up! IS THAT A WEREWOLF! I gotta weasel my way out of this! It’s Mr. Eat Your Babies! a.k.a. A Texan Abortion, The Sentient Clothes Hanger … Bird 🐦

Ep 113: Barrel Aged: Doctor, Do Little

2021/08/20

OMG HI! It’s been so long. Sorry, I’ve been very busy. Just got tested. Not COVID. Chlamydia. Which makes no sense because I already have crabs. How does a podcast get crabs you ask? By acting a little Nutty and Party(ing) All the Time. So this one’s from cask - enjoy it till we’re back. 🍺

Ep 112: The Alpha and the Ermergerd: Baptism by Grits

2021/07/23

Ermergerd! Helllurrrr! Just cooking some grits over herrrr, I gots me a date with the law tomorrow for beating some lil punk’s bee-hind out the school bus last week. You see here, I told him - I said, I told him not to be disrespectin’ brother Perry. Kids these days, they don’t have any respeck! Out here getting me all hot and bothered, got 4 kids in mah house none of dem mine. Lawd Jeezus have mercy. 😔🙏🙌 We said we’d do this, we promised our fan and here it is.

Ep 111: They Own Everything! Hail Disney!

2021/07/09

OMG HI! Do you want to build a podcast? Maybe this time there’s a guest 👸? So let’s get down to business, and make up some puns. Did he ask permission, when he groped them buns? No. In the dark of the night, he will come find her (Disney). In the dark of the night, he will just smooch her (please don’t sue us). Fools can't you see that your Prince f***s teens! In the dark of the night, WE’LL BE CANCELLED…

Ep 110: Seestur, Seestuuuurr… F*cker?

2021/06/25

OMG HI! Nii-San! I think I’m stuck in the washing machine! Please help! TERE MAA-KI ... What the hell are you doing?! STOP! You f*****g BHENCHOD!