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Yes, we know what's happening in the United States. Yes, we are upset. No, this episode doesn't address it because it was recorded prior. Just listen to some weird dino pr0n with us and laugh. We all need it.

Lord Bartholomew is on his way to the zoo to see the beautiful new import from undiscovered lands. Could there be romance in the air for Lord Bart and the feathered thicc beast?

Our newest novella, Lord Bartholomew's Ankylosaur Lover, continues our tradition (?) of punishing ourselves with bad romance. Stay tuned for fancy wordplay, Covid coughs, and the introduction of a new dino love interest. It literally could not get worse than the last book. HAPPY PRIDE YOU QUEERS!

Tannis, now missing an arm due to a sexy dino-related incident...does sex things. Listen, it's straight-up dinosaur pr0n. What more do you people want from us?

LAST TIME ON DINOSAUR ROMANCE: TELEPATHIC DINOS INCOMPREHENSIBLY INTOLERANT DADS TAKING A BULLET FOR YOUR FEATHERED DINO LOVER WHAT NEXT?

The world is bad and scary . . . anyway, let's read some dino porn together. Includes rage-filled tangents from two queer women lawyers trying to cope with losing their rights to their own bodies. Is coping by reading about sexy telepathic dinosaurs valid? Yes, yes it is. VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS IF YOU ARE IN THE UNITED STATES.

We finally end this season of Legal Affairs with chocolate, hangovers, and sexy? men. Oh, and the most rage inducing conversation ever. Liz screeched. More than once.

Legal advice of the week: Leave your work at 2pm and go out drinking. Hooray!

Our protagonist screams at her boss about her poor work product, and he responds in a professional manner that does not implicate him in any misconduct. Why would you think that? We are confused. Send help. Content warning at the beginning of the episode.

Our sexy man hero (swoon) is incapable of running a law firm without sleeping with McKayla . . . how did he do it before she arrived? Secretaries are chased away in tears, McKayla is bratty and incapable of taking constructive criticism, and Matt is his usual prick self despite being the love interest. Share us with your friends!

Boy, our protagonist's relationship seems to be on the rocks AGAIN. Whatever will happen? Will McKayla learn that there are people who can be both good at sex AND emotionally compatible? Will Matt learn that his terrifying orgasmotron of a penis does not solve all problems? Will Cal finally meet someone worthy of his love? One way to find out!