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I am not happy with the Dead Corpse To Angie Harmon In A Bikini ratio in this episode.

What better way to ruin your Christmas?

If Tom Arnold was my brother, I wouldn't tell my wife either.

She not only steals jewelry. She also steals hearts.

What better present for the man who has everything than forcing him to watch bad birthday cartoons?

Shannon Tweed doesn't show her boobs and Roddy Piper doesn't crack one liners. What fresh hell are we living in?

The Hasselhoff Detective Agency sure do take on a lot of cases that don't pay.

We learn a lot about werewolf mythos. We also learn a lot about stripper mythos.

Angie Harmon strips to her underwear and Geraldo Rivera goes into Berserker Rage. On second thought, you might actually want to watch this episode.

The intro disclaimer promised graphic nudity. They lied to us. Also, someone made a pilot for a TV show starring Peter Boyle as a talking dog detective and it didn't get picked up? Further proof there is no justice in the world.

Blood isn't thicker than Hasselhoff.

Most of the episode is spent discussing the finer points of orgy etiquette.