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Emily has nothing bad to say about this person based on direct experience! But listen, there is no denying it's weird, so it fits the brief, and if Emily does't get it out of her system, she might explode. What is the deal with Hilaria Baldwin? Is she, on any level, Spanish? Did she carry six pregnancies with seeming zero long term (or midterm for that matter) effects on her body of any kind? How many people did she fly out from Spain to see her get married with a little flamenco fan? Is she a terrible dancer? Emily and Ky are diving in, and finding few answers. Grab a pepino and listen up!

Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith are back, mostly to talk about boners, 90's toys, body part size misrepresentation, attending Sutherby's auctions, and Pearl Harbor II, but don't worry! They also get into Rotton Tail! Which villian drives the plot? Did the general die (the first time) in the funniest possible way? What's lost from a slasher flick when the mutant rabbit fails to catch the shot off head of an unidentified character in his hat? Can you wear a fanny pack to Sutherby's? What about a carabiner key chain? Are we buying or selling? When did we get to the ghost town? Where's me gold?? All this and more in Part Two of our Horror-days Easter Episode about Rotton Tail!

Join Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith for a hop down the bunny trail you won't soon forget! Once you figure out where you are...or like, what the plot is...or...anything else. Listen, this one's a clasic teflon plot, and if you wanted a comprehensive summary you wouldn't be listening to a podcast featuring two inebriated best friends! They may not make it very far through the movie in part one, but they do cover the effects of trauma, cat wrangling, if it's possible to be cool in school if you skip a few grades, and current events! Come back next week to see what other parts of the movie they talk about! Happy Easter, and Happy Passover!

Emily and Ky want their gold!!!!! But they don't have green blood! They're back from the Bush, and they're not beating around it either as they continue to unspool the plot of this wild 1990 horror movie. Ok they do spend a good ten minutes discussing nudity as a lifestyle, but they do also explain the leprechaun's hobbies and passions, and reminisce about past episodes!

Join Emily and ky for a spacey episode about an equally spacey villain in a movie they mostly compare to a porno. Meet Old Irish Man, and Old Irish Woman, who we only get to know for about five minutes before she's dead. Then, meet Baby Jennifer Anniston, Hunky Handy Man, Precocious Child, and...Ozzie. Emily and Ky explore confusing family relationships, misplaced tarantulas, and a guy who doesn't seem to know anything about cats before having to commit their own act of villainy: leaving early to meet their friend at the Bush. Don't worry, they'll get to part two next week!

Emily has emerged from Moving Hell (barely, temporarily) just in time for Ky and her to get an episode out on a sweet song featuring multiple bad choices, a very lopsided order, and sixteen tons of nuts. At least, it's a little bit about that. It's a lot about circus instructor stress, a surprise thunder storm, and how Emily's cats are taking the chaos. Make yourself a sundae and tune in! You'll never guess the name of Ky's favorite ice cream flavor!

This week, Emily and Ky discuss a possibly autistic detective dog take the teeny tiniest, frankly disappointingly small, bite out of crime. Their quest for good bullying advice continues, but at least they know what to do if they find a gun at their friend's house. To be clear, child abuse isn't funny, but then bullying isn't either. What is funny is the seemingly endless out-of-touch attempts by adults to advise kids on how to handle these issues. Emily and Ky are still only endorsing one tip: just do a kip up! Maybe it'll put you in the major leagues? Please excuse our audio while we grow into our new microphones, courtesy of our sponsor, Teddy!

Honestly, there was exactly one scene in this one that Emily and Ky knew they needed to discuss, but it turns out Astro Boy is fertile ground for discussion! Emily and Ky dig into old depictions of the future, the nature of old cartoons, tragedy vs. comedy, good vs. bad parenting, trauma, vocabulary, how robots work, the singularity, how other cultures perceive robots, exploitation, how to fix the timeline, and of course...the scene you gotta see to believe. Get on youtube and look up Astro Boy episode one! Like Ky, you will audibly gasp.

Birthday Season is upon us, and we might be a little bit behind on our lives, but that's no problem for you because we have a RICH and STORIED back catalogue of unbelievably precious weird gems mined from the library of Emily's youth, and the hardworking heroes of youtube! In honor of Emily's birthday, we're hearkening back to the very second episode we ever published because it is STILL one of Emily's very, very favorites, the episode where the magic coalesced, pre-tagline, post Ky's Judging Corner.

Emily and Ky have been sitting on this secret shorty for a while now, but with Valentine's Day barely a week away, and Ky cooling her heels in Mexico, this is the perfect time to share it! Let this be a cautionary tale for all event planners...if it's a match making event...you gotta mind your ratios. Maybe like, consult someone on how you match people?? And perhaps most importantly, if you don't have any dippers, don't put out the hummus.

Maybe Emily spoke too soon. Maybe your boobs do have a job. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! hope they're raking it in! But if your boobs are sadly unemployed, perhaps you're in need of some beauty tips? Join Emily and Ky as they consider how applicable this advice really is, along with whether these two people are married or not, how pretty this other woman's hair is, just how much taller good posture can make one, and how to survive the harrowing transition from In the shower, to Out of the shower. Emily also shares a heartrending story of her very difficult childhood. Have fun!

Emily and Ky say, this movie is one to know about! Does 'awkward 90's anti-drug PSA' constitute a genre? Because it's Emily's favorite. Join Emily and Ky recording in person to discuss a movie they will be making everyone they know watch for years. Filled with twists and turns (he's got to get to school, but he's not a student! The kids he's talking to are HOW OLD??), a very particular era of computer animation, and info on exactly three very specific drugs, this is 22 minutes of never ending peak comedy and WTF moments! Watch it! It'll put you in the Major Leagues!

Join Emily and Ky for another music episode about a song by a guy who is definitely missing something, and a woman who we support. What is a sugar dumpling? Who is this song secretly about? Why is this episode a day late? No good reason: Emily just found it in drafts.

Could Abba have been Baab? Probably not, but Emily and Ky won't let that stop them from repeating a fun, new word! Is this actually the music video for "Chicatita"? No, but Emily and Ky aren't ones to let facts and information get in the way of a great episode! Join them for a discussion of the most disturbing snowman you've ever seen, a man who is absolutely lit, perhaps about his parliament sleeves, and the ultimate question: who is Chicatita???

Happy New Year, Cephalopods! Have you ever wondered why we celebrate the new year in the dead of winter right after Christmas? Honestly, we still don't really know why they committed to this choice, but you can join Emily and special guest co-host Teddy for a somewhat spotty historical exploration of the calendar we all use all over the world: The Gregorian Calendar! Was it invented by a groundhog? Why are some of the months named after numbers, but the never the right ones? How long have we been using this particular calendar? How did we used to reckon days in the winter? Emily and Teddy do, indeed, at least vaguely, answer some of these questions, but they also spend about half the show talking about ghosts! Thanks for listening in 2025, whether you've been around since season one, or just discovered us! Here's to so much more weirdness to help us make it through a 2026 that is unfortunately already turning out to be a doozy.