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Lauren's glamorous trip to London for the Rooney premiere turns into an absolute S*** SHOW! What should have been a fabulous night on the red carpet ends in tears, a £1,500 outfit disaster, designer heels that don't fit and a very expensive evening she'd rather forget. But just when you think it couldn't get any worse… it does! Meanwhile, the girls are asking the important questions in life. Should men EVER be allowed to wear white to a wedding? Have brides officially lost the plot with their ridiculous wedding guest rules? And why are grown men getting so offended by everything on the internet? Plus, Ashley and Lauren reveal their favourite new ways to send men into an absolute rage, weigh in on the viral debate about men having Instagram and discuss whether influencers are getting a little too much hate. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

You asked for it, so Lauren’s giving it to you: The Nip Tuck Surgery Survival Guide. From choosing the right surgeon and preparing for the big day, to recovery, scarring and the things nobody thinks to tell you beforehand, Lauren is sharing everything she’s learned from years working in the cosmetic surgery industry and from going under the knife herself. Whether you’ve got surgery booked, you’re considering it, or you’re just nosey, this is one to save. This episode is based on personal experience and is not medical advice. Always follow the advice of your surgeon and medical team. This episode will not be released on YouTube, as it was only recorded in audio. Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

The girls are tackling everything from post-baby body confidence and stretch marks to the reality of influencer freebies, luxury brand trips and whether a gifted holiday is ever really free. Plus, one listener is owed £5,000 by her toxic ex and can't decide whether to fight for her money or cut ties for good. This sparks a VERY expensive confession from Lauren about an ex-boyfriend who left her £20,000 out of pocket! Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley and Lauren are catching up on everything from sleepless nights and perimenopause panic to the breastfeeding debate that’s taken over the internet. Lauren opens up about what’s been going on with Tommy’s sleep and whether there could finally be an answer, while the girls get into the realities of perimenopause, hormones and feeling like you’re slowly losing the plot. Then it’s onto the viral breastfeeding controversy: feeding in public, breastfeeding someone else’s baby and the question nobody expected… would you let your mate breastfeed yours? Plus, there’s a VERY questionable new tanning concoction, What We Bought This Week and a dilemma involving a pregnant listener, her husband and a mother-in-law who’s determined to be in the delivery room. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

You asked for it, so Lauren’s giving it to you: The Nip Tuck Surgery Survival Guide. From choosing the right surgeon and preparing for the big day, to recovery, scarring and the things nobody thinks to tell you beforehand, Lauren is sharing everything she’s learned from years working in the cosmetic surgery industry and from going under the knife herself. Whether you’ve got surgery booked, you’re considering it, or you’re just nosey, this is one to save. This episode is based on personal experience and is not medical advice. Always follow the advice of your surgeon and medical team.

Ashley and Lauren are talking celebrity documentaries, the Kardashians and Chloe Ferry’s shocking troll revelation, including what happens when you discover the person behind an anonymous account is actually someone you know... Then we’re heading straight back to the 90s: smoking in clubs, disposable cameras, Blockbuster, VHS tapes, landlines, Nokia 3310s, cereal box toys and making plans with your mates with absolutely NO way of contacting them once you’d left the house. How did we survive?! The girls also get serious about aesthetics and why asking a practitioner “what do I need doing?” might be one of the worst questions you can ask, plus their tips for finding someone you can actually trust with your face. One listener has fallen pregnant after sleeping with a man she’s only known for three months and now has a huge decision to make, while another is celebrating her first ever one-night stand… from the toilet, immediately afterwards the deed was done! Talk about devotion to Nip Tuck! Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s arguing with pensioners in Knutsford, James has put petrol in a diesel car with FOUR kids in tow, and we need to talk about the Hyrox poo situation. The girls also get into the latest drama surrounding the infamous “facelift lady”, Ashley reveals the nightmare of having her Instagram repeatedly taken down (and why you should NEVER pay a hacker to get it back), plus there’s Gemma Collins, Alo Yoga controversy and a savage dilemma involving a ghosted girl who messaged his MUM. And, of course, What We Bought This Week and a brand-new, very eligible Man of the Week… Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley and Lauren are sharing the things they wish they’d known ten years ago: why you should DELETE THE PARAGRAPH, stop waiting for a special occasion to wear the outfit and remember that sometimes it takes a really good man to beat no man at all. Lauren’s also preparing for a very glamorous trip to a premiere with James, which naturally causes a full-blown outfit crisis, while Ashley’s got some book recommendations that might just change your life, including some essential reading for spotting a d******d before he has the chance to mind-f*** you. The girls reveal the absolutely HORRIFIC things they did to their siblings growing up, Snowy is being terrorised by an imaginary monster called Tommy, and we discover something about James and a bunk bed that we genuinely wish we could unhear. Plus, a listener accidentally gets her t**s out on EVERY SCREEN at a special occasion, and Brenda’s Butlin’s holiday ends with a man, his Dad, an apartment… and a girlfriend waiting for him on the other side of the world. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s made a new celeb bestie, Lauren’s been let loose in Manchester and the girls have just invented a business that frankly NEEDS to exist… welcome to The Hangover Hostel. A three-day recovery centre for when you’ve taken it too far, complete with drips, McDonald’s and absolutely no judgement!We’re talking questionable hotel hygiene, accidentally watching the neighbours shag, James’ VERY sensual bath photo and why Ashley thinks it needs to be released to the public immediately.The girls share a frightening story sent in by a listener about two young women travelling home from the airport, sparking an important conversation about staying safe in Ubers and keeping your wits about you on nights out.Plus, there’s a genius way to get your name on the side of a real-life truck, Christmas experience recommendations and, of course, What We Bought This Week, featuring expensive dirt, bin stores, skincare, collagen drinks and a VERY spicy cocktail.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Beauty advent calendars: which ones are actually worth your money, and which ones are basically a very expensive box of samples? Ashley’s done the research, and we’re talking the best beauty buys, the ridiculous £250 kids’ calendar, wine every day until Christmas and some slightly more… adult alternatives. We’re also getting into perioral dermatitis and the surprising things that could be triggering it, including your nails, toothpaste and even nasal sprays, plus the products the girls swear by when their skin is having a meltdown. Then we’ve got some genuinely good beauty finds for under £20, a £500 toothbrush (because apparently that’s where we are now), and we finish with a cheating story involving a MacBook, messages popping up at exactly the wrong moment and a takeaway-fuelled investigation. Imagine finding out your boyfriend is cheating while you’re sat eating your chips in his flat. NIGHTMARE. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s had her face lasered off… and lived to tell the tale. This week, she’s giving us the full rundown on her laser experience, the slightly terrifying recovery and why the internet had plenty to say about it. Then we’re getting into the internet’s latest favourite hobby: absolutely tearing people apart. From £300 agendas and business launches to going viral for all the wrong reasons, when did “it’s not for me” stop being enough? And it’s time to protect your peace. The gossipers, the users, the passive-aggressive “banter”, the permanently chaotic friend and the people who somehow leave you feeling completely drained, we’re naming the red flags and deciding who needs their access revoked. Lauren considers whether she’s entering her perimenopause era, we hear possibly the best drunken text ever sent over a Patek Philippe, and a listener needs some serious advice after discovering his partner cheated while he was deployed. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

This week, Ashley’s considering whether South Korea might be the answer to her facelift dreams, Lauren’s weighing up the latest non-surgical treatments, and we’re asking: when it comes to cosmetic surgery, how much responsibility do influencers actually have? After seeing one too many surgery journeys play out in real time on Instagram, the girls get into free procedures, discount codes, questionable NDAs and whether anyone should really be recommending a surgeon before they’ve even seen their final results. Elsewhere, there’s Katie Price divorce drama, a LOT of reality TV chat, James has been getting Lauren’s pyjama brand spectacularly wrong, and one listener accidentally announces something very intimate about her boyfriend while he’s on speakerphone with his parents. Just another quiet week at Nip Tuck. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s survived the Christening… just about. Between no-show guests, feral kids, a very badly timed smell in church and trying to enjoy a glass of champagne while chasing children around the garden, we’re getting the full debrief. Lauren’s been down to London for a Stranger Things-filled trip with the kids, but somehow comes home with more than she bargained for after getting chatted up in a coffee shop and of course, the kids waste absolutely no time telling James. We’re also talking the absolute STRESS of getting the kids back to school, whether we’d ever consider homeschooling, the Ibiza cheating scandal that’s taken over TikTok and why, in 2026, you’re probably not getting away with anything on a lads’ holiday. Plus, the dilemmas are back and we’re dishing out some tough love on careers, relationships and what to do when you still fancy your husband… but can’t stop thinking about sleeping with other men. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

It’s all about YOU this week as Ashley and Lauren finally get stuck into the inbox… and as always, things get wildly out of hand. We’ve got a cheating boyfriend whose passport has mysteriously been cancelled before his lads’ trip, a VERY unexpected surprise involving a man hiding in a wardrobe, a £1,500 bridesmaid dilemma and one listener sharing a bedroom trick that apparently gets the job done in under a minute. Elsewhere, the girls chat adult acne, cold sores, relationships, sex and why you should always make sure you’ve got your own money, no matter how rich your other half is. But none of that prepares us for Lauren’s latest revelation... TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains discussion of suicide and suicidal thoughts, which some listeners may find distressing. If you or someone you know is struggling, support is available. You can contact Samaritans by visiting samaritans.org for further support. If you are in immediate danger, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s had a rather dramatic fall and is lucky to still have her teeth, so naturally the girls start comparing their best (and most embarrassing) trips and falls before somehow ending up reminiscing about doing PE at school. Turns out Ashley's school had a very different uniform policy to Lauren's... There’s also a genuinely useful lesson in how to take a decent Instagram picture, including the iPhone settings you need to change, where the camera should actually be positioned and the posing tricks that make far more difference than they probably should. The girls then get into Meta glasses and the increasingly terrifying possibility that someone could be filming you without you having a clue. Something Ashley and Lauren have unfortunately experienced first-hand. And after a slight detour into the alleged bedroom habits of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Moss’ infamous 30th birthday, the girls reminisce their own partying days. Lauren's will probably be of no surprise. There's also a bizarre story about one of the girls friend who refused to let a heart monitor ruin her night out, What We Bought This Week and a Zara Kids hack that could save you a small fortune. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!