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Girls, we've got a Slutty Sue that's taken playing the field to a whole new level… TWO men, ONE toothbrush, and neither of them has a clue! 🤢😂 This week, Ashley's been scouted for a prestigious beauty competition (apparently!), which sends the girls down a rabbit hole of beauty pageants, dodgy modelling agencies and the shocking lengths some families will go to for a crown. Plus, should women really be stripped of their titles for having s*x on TV?! We're also talking about the absolute CHAOS that happens after a night out. From drunken gardening at 4am and walking a neighbour's rabbit to a naked man chasing someone's boyfriend down the street with a full erection. You genuinely couldn't make it up! And as always, the girls are sharing their latest purchases, from designer shoes and luxury luggage to beauty essentials, before getting into the very expensive things they've managed to walk away with after a breakup! ⚠️ Content Warning: This episode includes discussions of physical, emotional and sexual abuse, including references to childhood abuse, which some listeners may find distressing. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

It's time for another Bonus Salon, and this week Ashley and Lauren are getting into everything from the ridiculous cost of being a woman to some VERY questionable bedroom activities! First up, the girls are exposing the pink tax and asking why women are paying more for pretty much everything. Somehow, this leads to a rather detailed investigation into how men get their willies out of their boxers… don't ask. Then it's time for your dilemmas, and things get heated! One listener is struggling financially while her boyfriend earns DOUBLE her salary, another has discovered a suspicious bank transfer on her pug dealer boyfriend's statements, and a VERY revealing bedroom confession leaves the girls absolutely speechless. Plus, the girls reminisce about childhood prank calls, school bullies and a birthday party that ended with a house being pelted with eggs. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

The girls are back, and this week it's all about firstborn daughter syndrome, Victoria's Secret controversy and a restaurant disaster that's left Ashley absolutely FUMING! After a night out watching Katherine Ryan, Ashley and Lauren question whether being the eldest daughter explains their need to control EVERYTHING, especially their husbands! Plus, Ashley reveals her bizarre postpartum dreams and the girls discuss the chaos of motherhood. The girls get stuck into the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, postpartum body pressures and the dangers of comparing yourself to others online. There's also a gadget to help ditch the doomscrolling, glamorous London updates and a Halloween party dilemma! Things take a serious turn with a shocking upskirting incident in Manchester, before Ashley shares her latest must-haves in What We Bought This Week. And finally, a VERY tricky dilemma: what would you do if you discovered your married dad was on dating apps? Would you tell your mum or keep quiet to protect her? Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

It's a bonus episode all about YOU this week, and Ashley & Lauren are diving headfirst into your dilemmas, juicy confessions and much-needed updates! From a boyfriend caught cheating thanks to a suspiciously handy iPad, to a new relationship where the ex is still lingering in more ways than one (including her bloody Nectar card!), the girls have plenty to say. Plus, there's bridesmaid drama threatening to ruin a friendship, a listener shares some incredible pregnancy news, and Ashley's back with a bumper edition of What We Bought This Week, featuring her latest beauty and lifestyle obsessions. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Lauren’s back from her family holiday, and while the hotel might have been gorgeous, returning home to a house with no electricity, a defrosted fridge and a period from hell was definitely NOT part of the plan! Meanwhile, Ashley’s convinced she’s being ripped off left, right and centre, from an eye-watering carpet cleaning quote to £150 nail appointments. Are people taking advantage, or has she just got more money than sense? The girls also get into a VERY controversial debate: if you cheated on your partner just once, would you confess or take it to the grave? Plus, fake lifestyles, AI-generated Instagram pictures and dating profiles that look NOTHING like the person behind them. Is anything we see online even real anymore? And this week's dilemma sees the girls tackle a jealous, controlling partner, a shocking threesome request and the difficult decision of whether to walk away from an 11-year relationship. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Lauren's glamorous trip to London for the Rooney premiere turns into an absolute S*** SHOW! What should have been a fabulous night on the red carpet ends in tears, a £1,500 outfit disaster, designer heels that don't fit and a very expensive evening she'd rather forget. But just when you think it couldn't get any worse… it does! Meanwhile, the girls are asking the important questions in life. Should men EVER be allowed to wear white to a wedding? Have brides officially lost the plot with their ridiculous wedding guest rules? And why are grown men getting so offended by everything on the internet? Plus, Ashley and Lauren reveal their favourite new ways to send men into an absolute rage, weigh in on the viral debate about men having Instagram and discuss whether influencers are getting a little too much hate. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

You asked for it, so Lauren’s giving it to you: The Nip Tuck Surgery Survival Guide. From choosing the right surgeon and preparing for the big day, to recovery, scarring and the things nobody thinks to tell you beforehand, Lauren is sharing everything she’s learned from years working in the cosmetic surgery industry and from going under the knife herself. Whether you’ve got surgery booked, you’re considering it, or you’re just nosey, this is one to save. This episode is based on personal experience and is not medical advice. Always follow the advice of your surgeon and medical team. This episode will not be released on YouTube, as it was only recorded in audio. Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

The girls are tackling everything from post-baby body confidence and stretch marks to the reality of influencer freebies, luxury brand trips and whether a gifted holiday is ever really free. Plus, one listener is owed £5,000 by her toxic ex and can't decide whether to fight for her money or cut ties for good. This sparks a VERY expensive confession from Lauren about an ex-boyfriend who left her £20,000 out of pocket! Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley and Lauren are catching up on everything from sleepless nights and perimenopause panic to the breastfeeding debate that’s taken over the internet. Lauren opens up about what’s been going on with Tommy’s sleep and whether there could finally be an answer, while the girls get into the realities of perimenopause, hormones and feeling like you’re slowly losing the plot. Then it’s onto the viral breastfeeding controversy: feeding in public, breastfeeding someone else’s baby and the question nobody expected… would you let your mate breastfeed yours? Plus, there’s a VERY questionable new tanning concoction, What We Bought This Week and a dilemma involving a pregnant listener, her husband and a mother-in-law who’s determined to be in the delivery room. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

You asked for it, so Lauren’s giving it to you: The Nip Tuck Surgery Survival Guide. From choosing the right surgeon and preparing for the big day, to recovery, scarring and the things nobody thinks to tell you beforehand, Lauren is sharing everything she’s learned from years working in the cosmetic surgery industry and from going under the knife herself. Whether you’ve got surgery booked, you’re considering it, or you’re just nosey, this is one to save. This episode is based on personal experience and is not medical advice. Always follow the advice of your surgeon and medical team.

Ashley and Lauren are talking celebrity documentaries, the Kardashians and Chloe Ferry’s shocking troll revelation, including what happens when you discover the person behind an anonymous account is actually someone you know... Then we’re heading straight back to the 90s: smoking in clubs, disposable cameras, Blockbuster, VHS tapes, landlines, Nokia 3310s, cereal box toys and making plans with your mates with absolutely NO way of contacting them once you’d left the house. How did we survive?! The girls also get serious about aesthetics and why asking a practitioner “what do I need doing?” might be one of the worst questions you can ask, plus their tips for finding someone you can actually trust with your face. One listener has fallen pregnant after sleeping with a man she’s only known for three months and now has a huge decision to make, while another is celebrating her first ever one-night stand… from the toilet, immediately afterwards the deed was done! Talk about devotion to Nip Tuck! Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s arguing with pensioners in Knutsford, James has put petrol in a diesel car with FOUR kids in tow, and we need to talk about the Hyrox poo situation. The girls also get into the latest drama surrounding the infamous “facelift lady”, Ashley reveals the nightmare of having her Instagram repeatedly taken down (and why you should NEVER pay a hacker to get it back), plus there’s Gemma Collins, Alo Yoga controversy and a savage dilemma involving a ghosted girl who messaged his MUM. And, of course, What We Bought This Week and a brand-new, very eligible Man of the Week… Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley and Lauren are sharing the things they wish they’d known ten years ago: why you should DELETE THE PARAGRAPH, stop waiting for a special occasion to wear the outfit and remember that sometimes it takes a really good man to beat no man at all. Lauren’s also preparing for a very glamorous trip to a premiere with James, which naturally causes a full-blown outfit crisis, while Ashley’s got some book recommendations that might just change your life, including some essential reading for spotting a d******d before he has the chance to mind-f*** you. The girls reveal the absolutely HORRIFIC things they did to their siblings growing up, Snowy is being terrorised by an imaginary monster called Tommy, and we discover something about James and a bunk bed that we genuinely wish we could unhear. Plus, a listener accidentally gets her t**s out on EVERY SCREEN at a special occasion, and Brenda’s Butlin’s holiday ends with a man, his Dad, an apartment… and a girlfriend waiting for him on the other side of the world. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Ashley’s made a new celeb bestie, Lauren’s been let loose in Manchester and the girls have just invented a business that frankly NEEDS to exist… welcome to The Hangover Hostel. A three-day recovery centre for when you’ve taken it too far, complete with drips, McDonald’s and absolutely no judgement!We’re talking questionable hotel hygiene, accidentally watching the neighbours shag, James’ VERY sensual bath photo and why Ashley thinks it needs to be released to the public immediately.The girls share a frightening story sent in by a listener about two young women travelling home from the airport, sparking an important conversation about staying safe in Ubers and keeping your wits about you on nights out.Plus, there’s a genius way to get your name on the side of a real-life truck, Christmas experience recommendations and, of course, What We Bought This Week, featuring expensive dirt, bin stores, skincare, collagen drinks and a VERY spicy cocktail.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Beauty advent calendars: which ones are actually worth your money, and which ones are basically a very expensive box of samples? Ashley’s done the research, and we’re talking the best beauty buys, the ridiculous £250 kids’ calendar, wine every day until Christmas and some slightly more… adult alternatives. We’re also getting into perioral dermatitis and the surprising things that could be triggering it, including your nails, toothpaste and even nasal sprays, plus the products the girls swear by when their skin is having a meltdown. Then we’ve got some genuinely good beauty finds for under £20, a £500 toothbrush (because apparently that’s where we are now), and we finish with a cheating story involving a MacBook, messages popping up at exactly the wrong moment and a takeaway-fuelled investigation. Imagine finding out your boyfriend is cheating while you’re sat eating your chips in his flat. NIGHTMARE. Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too! Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [email protected] Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!