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We are just l-i-v-i-n our best life here at Cinephobiacs as we breakdown Ghost of Girlfriends Past and The Beachbum! In the episode we discuss our love for McConaugheys characters, our porn sites most visited, swoon over Zach Effron, our same note as Mayes with Isla Fishers toes and is there a celebrity cut off for us taking a joint that doesn’t have seatbelts and smoking it? Follow us  The J Man- TheJMan831 D Payne- Dpayne333 Hefty- bshefty9922

It's time for another punishment pick here at Cinephobiacs! D Payne trapped us in a house that's resided by a crazy couple because we couldn't fix a broken fence in time before a hurricane comes and forced us to watch the 2019 Nicolas Cage thriller, Grand Isle. Do we die in the storm or do we stab D Payne in the hand and drive off in a hotrod?  Follow the guys The J Man- TheJMan831 D Payne- Dpayne333 Hefty- bshefty9922

Alright, alright, alright, it's draft time again. Mr. Greenlinghts himself, Matthew McConaughey is getting his own month at Cinephobe! We go for four rounds picking his qualifiers and we even added a wild card bonus pick! Wild Card bitches!!!! Plus, since Hefty had some beginners luck with his draft from Vehicles Month, he issues his punishment pick for us! Follow the crew The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Hefty @bshefty9922

The guys get incredibly wasted, lose their car and hit their speed button for this one as they break down Dude Where’s my Car and Taxi. How do we feel about pudding? Do we say dude, sweet or shibby? Do we like the new rules for Cinephobe? Who did we want to see in Taxi to make it better? And most importantly: Do we find Jimmy Fallon funny? All that is answered and more on this episode plus our ‘Am I Too Soon’ predictions for June! Follow us  The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Hefty @bshefty9922

Wrapping up Cage month with banging our cocks in Thailand and searching for a book of secrets underneath Mount Rushmore.  It's just Hefty and the J Man this episode and of course we discussed how we would escape in a crowd during a panic but more importantly we discussed if we follow porn stars on Instagram, who was the porn star of our generation and Hefty gives us some poopytalk and some fun facts about slapping wrinkles! Follow the guys The J man @TheJMan831 Hefty @bshefty9922 D Payne @Dpayne333

Mayes lost the poll so he got to choose the next theme and he went with the very vague category of ‘Vehicles Month’.  Friend of the pod Hefty joins us again and he makes his predictions along with D Payne and The J Man as they try to get more than one Zagackto. Do we get a little 2 fast with our predictions? Do we put it in cruise control and just mail our picks in?  Or are we pickers mother f****r and we’ll never stop picking movies? Listen to find out plus D Payne has chosen his punishment pick for us to watch for Cage month and it’s a doozy! Follow us  The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Hefty @bshefty9922

We're back in the Cage baby!!! It's Cage Month 2.0 at Cinephobe so grab some supper or dinner and listen to the guys break down the pods for Left Behind and Deadfall! HI! F*****G! YAH! The guys along with Hefty try to ascertain if Hattie is Zach's dream girl or if Zach is Hattie, if a Sam Peckinpah would be best as a drink, drug, or stripper move and of course which Nic Cage performance is the best one so far in Cinephobe. They also take a trip down memory lane and remember the late great Mitch Hedberg and the J Man's desire to bring back bench seats!  They close up the pod with a little Am I Too Soon predictions and will Hefty make us wait for his usual prediction? #WaitToSee Follow the crew The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Hefty @bshefty9922

Closing out Kidnaping month with the movie and that should’ve started it off, White Man’s Burden and The Watcher. In surprising news, this was Spaghetti's last episode with the Cinephobiacs as he needs more time to study movies like Pulp Fiction. In the episode we discuss if the bit of having White Man’s Burden was worth the long setup, ice cream sandwiches, porn magazines and J Man has a hot take about The Watcher that might just make sense!  Follow the guys  The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333

Cage month is back at Cinephobe and the guys can’t be more excited! For the first time in what feels like forever, Spaghetti doesn’t have a theme and it might be his best strategy yet. Meanwhile, D Payne insists that Cage can’t make a bad movie, it’s all the directors fault and the J Man pulls out all the stops with his new method of drafting in hopes to win this month!  Follow the guys  The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Spaghetti @spaghetti_20CB

It’s Kidnaping Month at Cinephobe and they started with the Master of Disguise and The Golden Child…eassssyyyyyy Mayes!  We discuss Amin playing instruments, what names automatically age you to 50 years old, what’s the point of mail, porn mail delivery service, J Mans scouting adventure, airplane bathroom stories and we get into our Am I Too Soon predictions! Follow the crew The J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB

It’s the end of BHM at Cinephobe and we’re capping it off by not getting any pussy while driving from NY to Omaha as we break down Low Down Dirty Shame and Belly.  We do our best to stay on the topics of the movies but it wasn’t easy so we discussed how we would prefer to die, Spaghetti’s secret to listening to Cinephobe original songs, our recollections of the Y2K scare and we contemplate what the real reasoning was behind JuJu only being on for the Nick Fury end credit scene! Follow the guys J Man @TheJMan831 D Payne @Dpayne333 Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB

It’s Kidnaping Month at Cinephobe and the guys are ready to draft. Since no one got any zagacktos last month, we had Hefty chose the draft order and it resulted it in some takers of picks. The guys pretty much had the same note too on a certain actor/actress to be in at least one of these movies and Spaghetti as always has the bold strategy. Will it work out for him this month? #Waittosee