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Another Halfsie episode that's just as juicy as a 'Regular.' We discuss children's too-fast growth (vis a vis our aging insecurities) and whether babysitters should ask for feedback on their burlesque acts to their charges. Are 'commitment ceremonies' a thing, or is it best to get gay married – and divorce 2+ times? Plus, the Vanderbilts and the Roosevelts showed variegated rich people taste levels – where do you land? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11

In this very chill Halfsie episode, we dig deeper (climb further???) into The Staircase, which leads us to a discussion about death stairs – think no risers or banisters – and Jen gets bleeped because she's a spoilerater. Wait, are we now a true crime podcast poised to conquer the airwaves? No, we move on to octopus stuff – and yes, Camilo knows the plural is octopi or octopuses – before finally delving into the recent news about a sentient child-like AI. Also Kim thinks there are aliens among us. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.6/11

A summer vibe permeates this sunny episode as we introduce a new nostalgia segment, but don't worry, it's not all rose-tinted memories – expect long car rides with gaseous relatives, aunts pulling at each others' hairs and completely unsupervised teen visits to European nightclubs. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.8/11

Ok we did it – a TRUE Half-Baked There two-hander with only Jen and Camilo, with Kim busy stopping that asteroid from crashing against Earth or whatever. A very movie-focused discussion, with lots of love for Merchant Ivory costume dramas like A Room With A View and Howards End. We eulogize Ray Liotta and do not eulogize terrible gay movies from the 90s. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.8/11

The temperature is WAY UP on this one as a Half-Baked There extends to a full hour in the oven at 450 degrees as we discuss what the hell is going on in the US of A. But don't worry, we also have boner innuendos, ponder what vegetable we think we are, talk about swimming with Orthodox Jewish women, deride gym grunting & try not to think about sexually active boomers. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.1/11

Ok, so we're falling apart– Jen has vision loss, Kim is mysteriously itchy and Camilo... is perfect until his doctor tells him otherwise in a couple of weeks. We discuss very not-of-the-moment media such as The Purge, Fargo season 4 and Squid Games, and we have very hot takes that may have cooled to tepid due to the age of the programming under consideration. In this week's feature, we uncover the world of OnlyFans 'e-pimps', a fascinating digital-age reworking of the sex worker/pimp dynamic, this time with a lot less violence but a lot more money. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.4/11

Jen's back full steam to let us know the kids are obsessing over medieval life, like it was an earthly paradise compared to now because peasants may have only worked 3 hours a day. Sure, and they went to Cabo for long weekends (HINT: we are highly skeptical). In the witty, wide-ranging discussion, highlights include Camilo getting accused of not understanding time zones, Kim pondering the newfound wokeness of commercials and Jen thinking those rainbow & BLM lawn signs are empty posturing. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.6/11

On this very special Half Baked There episode, Kim & Camilo do a two-hander while Jen traipses around NYC. We discuss which city has the claim to City of Broken Dreams (NYC or LA ), we ponder whether 'gerbling' is actually a thing, and discuss the horrors of old-timey animal and clown costumes. Kim reveals her childhood attack on a disturbing clown doll and Camilo tries to justify why he hires a teenager to mow his lawn. There's laughter, terror and everything in between in this Half Baked There ep. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.8/11

Camilo comes back from Omaha with a terrible "cowboy" accent, Jen tells us about the no-good, very terrible Libs of Tik Tok account and Kim lets Camilo know that he can go from a 6.5 to a 10 with Instagram filters. In her extended segment, Kim covers possible crimes of the future, many of which are already happening, including creeping around with drones, deep fakes, AI hacks and more. What if Alexa locks all your doors and turns the temp in your house up to 150 degrees? Had you considered that, huh? Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 20.6/11

Today we absolutely blow the roof off of the cringe meter with our discussion about the article that melted the internet: a Brooklyn father has wayyyyy too candid conversations with his son about masturbation – major penis-related discussion warning! More or less staying on theme, we also discuss this week's other talk of the town, Tucker Carlson's ridiculously homoerotic preview of his upcoming documentary. Wait, there's more! Jen puts her foot in her mouth (again), we come up with a genius app idea and everyone needs to watch Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 20.6/11

Camilo and "Pym" have a run-in with the now-dubbed 'Loose Park Lolitas' and it could have gone better. This triggers a conversation with Kim & Jen about the – how to put it – more sensitive among Gen Z. Kim claps back at someone calling out her G'n'R tee, and Jen gets in fights with strangers. However, her eyes glaze over once we start discussing the decentralized future of social media. This episode sponsored by Blue Apron Chew and Square Space Dick, definitely not implying that we are affiliated with better known brands that may sound similar although we are extremely open to it. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

After our usual high quality banter, we sit down for some thought-provoking questions from one of our top listeners, Jordan T. We talk about annoying habits of today's youths, trends from our day that we may –or may not– want to see resurface, whether we are actually becoming our parents and myths about aging that we find are actually not true. And all sprinkled by our inimitable brand of humor and personal sparkle. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11