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Neoborn Caveman examines the truth behind the US strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh, the Good Tree school in Minab, southern Iran. This is the breaking file: an AI targeting system on outdated intelligence, the military industrial complex that put that software in the chair, and a UN finding of reasonable grounds for war crimes Washington will not sit for. He will not give the country away and he will not hang a soldier for a program. He stays with who decided, and with the fact that the same stack already points inland. Key Takeaways The Good Tree school in Minab was struck. The official line is contradicted reality: an AI targeting on outdated intelligence.The military industrial complex paid for the software that bombed children.A UN investigation found reasonable grounds that Minab and a second US attack that day were war crimes.The program does not show the mistake until it is late, even then, leaders will hide facts.What was done there can be done inside America. Sound Bites “It was not the military, it was not people. It was the AI.”“And it's very challenging not to go deeper into what happened in Gaza with the 20,000 children.”“There are no soldiers who would ever hurt children, that’s for sure.”“Never ever allow non-human components decide for you.”“The only trust would be truth.”“Who should decide over children’s life?”“We, humans, will always be better than non-humans and their machines.” Support our work: patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind! Keywords: The Good Tree, Shajareh Tayyebeh, Minab, Iran, 28 February 2026, US strike, AI targeting, 123 children, military industrial complex, The Neoborn Caveman Show Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman opens on a quarter century after 9/11. He starts on the city of New York knowing the air was toxic, asbestos in the dust, the cancer rate jumping, and officials at that time calling lower Manhattan safe so as not to create panic. From there NC looks at Building 7 announced on the BBC while the tower was still standing, at Oklahoma and the events that came before, and at a country that became the most surveilled on earth, the land of the free turned land of the fee and fines. After that Neoborn talks about 9/11 left out of the classroom, about walking Ground Zero, and about stopping work and the shops when children are hurt. Later he welcomes William Dough of Goodbru, because on this show sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind. They stay on the food system that leaves a person able to think only of being sick, on parents against a school built for obedience, on reflux handled with proton pump inhibitors, on a scoop of inulin and Bacillus coagulans you can stir into coffee, and on GMO microbes already being written as the next layer. He closes on body, mind, and spirit as one piece, and on America still able to realign if the people in it are well enough to do it. Music guests: Inoxidables 00:00:00 Remembered for... Twenty-Five Years After 9/11 00:27:49 Inoxidables 00:31:17 William Dough, Goodbru, and the Gut-Brain Question Key Takeaways The city of New York knew the air after 9/11 was toxic. Asbestos was in the dust. Cancer rates jumped.The BBC called Building 7 before it came down.9/11 did not stand alone. The most surveilled country on earth was built in the back of it.Land of the free is land of the fee and fines.Schools do not teach 9/11. Families still can.Hurting children is worse than cancer.Sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind.A sick person thinks only of being sick.Homeschool, books, and neighbors still sit with the parent. The public school still trains obedience.Goodbru is a functional food: organic inulin plus a natural Bacillus coagulans spore that survives heat.Proton pump inhibitors do not cure reflux.Ten to twenty percent of Americans live with chronic constipation.GMO probiotics are already being written as the next layer.A healthier society is a less violent society. Sound Bites “You remember where you were? I do. I did not pilot a plane, of course.”“It was never about 72 virgins. It was about 72 raisins.”“Do you remember SNAP? I got the power!”“What if the state of our gut is actually shaping the state of our culture?”“When you get sick, basically the only thing you think about is being sick.”“Your gut microbiome is more unique than your thumbprint.”“Don’t give ideas to these globalists who will check.”“Isn’t it ridiculous that that is something to heal the world, give a fighting chance for people, and then, no, you can’t get it because we say so?”“Being the healthier society is going to be a less violent society.”“EU is the new Soviet Union.” Support the show at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind! Keywords: Remembered for..., 9/11, Ground Zero, Building 7, New York, asbestos, surveillance, land of the fee and fines, sovereignty, William Dough, Goodbru, gut-brain, food system, Bacillus coagulans, proton pump inhibitors, GMO probiotics, Inoxidables, The Neoborn Caveman Show Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman opens The Message, first of the series, more serious than his usual. He starts on the scare sold as something about to arrive, and on the older fact that the order never left — same players, rebranded, not the politicians out front. From there NC looks at a world that will not pass for Heaven and has no almost-Heaven in between, and at joy, family, and nature as evidence the place was meant to be whole. After that Neoborn turns to history put under and to the inaction that leaves people with no roots, which is the condition the ruthless need. He closes on responsibility already in our hands and unused, and finally on the only person who can change the life they are in: choose love, and love is an action. Key Takeaways The new world order is the old world order. Nothing new is arriving.Ruthless can rule the rootless.What still works here is treated as proof Heaven was meant to be the place itself.Nobody else is responsible for you. Choose love, and love is an action. Sound Bites “There is no new world order, not NWO, nothing is coming.”“It’s been here all along, rebranded, refined, repurposed.”“There is no ‘almost heaven.’”“Ruthless can rule the rootless.”“We have all the cookbooks.”“Question is, are you still the same?”“Choose love, and love is an action.” The tea house is at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Sit with the Message. Support the work. Stay real. Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind! Keywords: The New Old World Order, The Message 01, The Message, Neoborn Caveman, old world order, rootless, Heaven, responsibility, love is an action Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman is back with the untamed, unedited live radio show — marble-mouthed, vivid, nothing planned. He starts on America founded as a republic by the people for the people, and on how little of the official story still stands. From there NC looks at a UK car park where cash is banned, only the app still counts, and the fine is what you get for showing up with money and a working phone — sovereignty taken one payment at a time. After that Neoborn turns to Chinese cabbage dipped in formaldehyde and sold in Australia, but fear not, he offers a solution anyone can do to stay healthier. Later he takes the Havasupai trail in Arizona, a mother slashed after asking for directions. NC then investigates Network for Hope in Kentucky, the organ outfit HHS began decertifying under RFK Jr. after procurement started while patients still showed signs of life. He closes on the 1980s Pizza Hut revival and the real reasons people are driving back to those rooms, and finally on schools that spent three trillion and left three in ten proficient, and on heaven starting from within. Music guests: Big Sexy, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Van Hechter 00:00:00 On This Day Today - (no freedom yet) 00:06:06 Big Sexy: Hiding in Romeo 00:09:46 Fined for Not Having the App 00:18:28 Carlyle: Without the Weed 00:21:51 Formaldehyde Cabbage and Eating Where You Live 00:30:14 Inoxidables: Sirena 00:33:59 Wash Your Fruit and Veggies: Pesticides, Glyphosate, and Bayer 00:44:00 Neoborn Caveman: Counterfeit Love 00:46:28 A Hike, a Knife, Tolerating Crime 00:56:08 Van Hechter: Boy Problems 01:00:20 Organ Harvesting Comes Home: Network for Hope 01:06:57 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Name 01:10:17 Retro Pizza Hut, Hollowed-Out Schools, and Heaven Within 01:23:05 Neoborn Caveman: Final Show Key Takeaways America was founded as a republic by the people for the people. The rest of that sentence is the part he tells you to add yourself.Cash banned at the gate is not a parking story. It is sovereignty taken one payment at a time.Wash produce. Tap water takes some of the spray off. Baking soda or vinegar takes more. Do not soak strawberries.Glyphosate showed up in most of the urine samples he cited. IARC called it carcinogenic. Bayer, which once sold heroin as cough syrup, still defends the spray.A mother was slashed in the neck on the Havasupai trail after asking a stranger for directions. Tolerating that is accepting the next one.Network for Hope began procurement while patients still showed signs of life. HHS started decertification under RFK Jr.Retro Pizza Hut rooms are filling again. Sound Bites “Shouldn’t we have, I don’t know, an American Republic instead of the American Empire?”“We absolutely know nothing about anything. Or we know nothing about everything. Or we know everything about nothing.”“How can we be satirical when we live already in hell?”“Smartphones are tracking devices, so only dumb people use smartphones.” “Hey, I am dumb, are you?”“For a glass of water you have to have an app. To wipe your buttocks you have to have an app.”“So kids, what a book is? It’s a phone you could open, okay?”“We should have a constitutional right for cash.”“You won’t live longer if you embalm your body from within.”“The same company that invented the synthetic cocaine called, ready, steady go, heroin.”“Tolerating crime is idiocy.”“Not overrun by… we can’t say this in the show.”“GET THE FORK OUT OF OUR LIVES!”“Sex is better if you do at home, not at Pizza Hut.”“We are humans for heaven’s sake. Not for hell, but heaven.”“Heaven starts from within.”“The new old world order can’t take away unless you give it up, voluntarily.” Join the tea house at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Support the show. Be real. Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind! Keywords: Overrun by Life, republic, cash, parking app, digital control grid, formaldehyde cabbage, wash produce, glyphosate, Bayer, Havasupai, Network for Hope, organ harvesting, RFK Jr., Pizza Hut, Rockefeller education, heaven starts from within Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed satirical ramble on who gets to rule whom. He starts on Operation Banner, the British army on the streets of Northern Ireland from 1969, and on a government that treats Magna Carta as expired. From there NC looks at Defense Secretary William Cohen’s 1997 admission that the United States has the means to steer weather, earthquakes and volcanoes, at Hurricane Sandy’s 2012 left turn into New Jersey, and at Kings Mountain, North Carolina — lithium in the ground, a Pentagon supply deal, then the floods. After that Neoborn turns to ENMOD, Project Popeye over the Ho Chi Minh Trail in 1967, HAARP, and the 1977 UN ban on hostile environmental modification that the United States and the Soviet Union both signed. Later he takes the flattering story every nation tells about the day it began to school its children. NC then investigates Horace Mann’s Prussian model, Massachusetts compulsory school in 1852, and Rockefeller’s General Education Board from 1902. He closes on the manufacture of obedience, and finally on the question he will not let go of: why don’t we want to be free? Music guests: Big Sexy, DAV-EL, Carlyle, Reverend Genes 00:00:00 On This Day Today - Operation Banner 00:20:48 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Face 00:24:36 William Cohen, Hurricane Sandy, and the Kings Mountain Floods 00:28:54 DAV-EL: Lost In Your Love 00:32:26 ENMOD, HAARP, and the UN Ban on Environmental Warfare 00:48:43 Carlyle: Without the Weed 00:52:33 The Manufacture of Obedience 01:07:44 Reverend Genes: Everyday People Key Takeaways Operation Banner put British soldiers on the streets of Northern Ireland. Military at home is not police work.In 1997 Defense Secretary William Cohen said the United States already had the technology to control weather, including earthquakes and volcanoes.Kings Mountain, North Carolina sits on one of the largest identified lithium deposits in the country. The same ground took the floods.In 1977 the UN banned hostile environmental modification. The United States and the Soviet Union signed it.There was a time no American law required a child to go to school, and the country that skipped the requirement read better than most of the empires that enforced it.Horace Mann brought the Prussian model home. Massachusetts made attendance compulsory in 1852. By 1918 every state had followed.Rockefeller’s General Education Board, founded 1902, funded a school meant to fit each student into a slot already cut for him.The child who reads to satisfy his own conscience answers inside himself. The child who memorizes for an examiner answers outside himself. Sound Bites “Am I a hack? Hopefully not. Well, I am more real and authentic than your government.” “Military, domestically, is not the solution. Ever.” “He who controls the weather will control the world.” “The evidence can be proved only by the same people who cause the problem.” “I have nothing to hide so I am not going to show you.” “Idiot in Greek means not taking part meaningfully in political and other decision making.” “It’s my water, it’s your water, dear listeners.” “Truth starts when you are ridiculed.” “The modern school was built to order a mind rather than open one.” “It’s not benevolent, it’s man-evolent what is happening to us.” “Why don’t we want to be free?” The tea house is at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Sit down. Support the work. Stay real.   Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!   Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity hour, opening on the AI datacenters built to predict and contain rather than serve and the lockdowns that were never overreach but something more sinister, taking the title question to Cardiff professor Ronald Eccles and the nasal cycle that rests one nostril while the other filters and warms the air no mouth can, moving into the dementia the WHO now announces as inevitable while the Lancet Commission leaves nearly half of all cases preventable by anyone who can afford it, weighing the eighty-two-year-old run over on a Publix crosswalk and still reported “allegedly killed” in the most surveilled country on Earth against the algorithmic governance such events are built to sell, and closing on Spain’s opened borders, the five-drug prescriptions that shorten the lives they manage for the equity firm that owns the pharmacy, and the one sovereignty no system can predict, surveil, or medicate away: the person who still matters to someone. Music guests: DAV-EL, Big Sexy, Van Hechter, Carlyle, Inoxidables 00:00:00 Segment 1 00:08:02 DAV-EL – Lost In Your Love 00:11:30 Segment 2 00:20:30 Big Sexy – This City Knows My Face 00:24:20 Segment 3 00:42:59 Van Hechter – Boy Problems 00:47:21 Segment 4 00:56:31 Carlyle – Without the Weed 01:00:00 Segment 5 01:08:27 Inoxidables – Sirena Key Takeaways The AI datacenters multiplying across the country were never built to hand you a chatbot; they were built to predict you and keep you home when you are judged unfit for the street.The lockdowns were not overreach, and calling them overreach is how the more sinister thing keeps its name clean.The nose runs a nasal cycle nobody taught you, one nostril working while the other rests, warming and filtering the air your mouth never could.The clogged nostril in a cold is doing its job, heating the passage to drive the virus out, so the body is smarter than the medicine sold against it.Walking will not save you from dementia, and the WHO does not predict the coming epidemic so much as announce it.Nearly half of dementia cases are theoretically preventable, but the prevention costs money, so health becomes another thing only the rich can afford.When the antique libraries are chopped up and scanned and the past is erased, a person with no roots has no agency; know your past or float.America, not China, is the open air prison, and a grandmother run down in broad daylight on a surveilled crosswalk is not an accident the system wants solved.Manufactured events train the masses to beg for algorithmic governance, and freedom, liberty and sovereignty are inherently against any algorithmic system, fascism and communism included.A country without enforced borders is not a country, and the pharmaceutical industry serves the equity firm that owns it, not the elderly it medicates to death. Sound Bites “America is only designed to satisfy the hunger, wormholes, black holes of the warhawks”“You have a communist nostril! Free! There is nothing free in America! You have to pay for that!”“those small particles, tiny, tiny, tiny shit pieces, are already in your nose, not your own shit pieces, but somebody other’s shit pieces.”“I think this is the reason why politicians are so dumb, because they don’t walk. They always use cars.”“If you don’t breath, you won’t be demented. You won’t be alive for so long.”“how can you be allegedly killed? I mean, you are dead or not.”“America is the open air prison.”“I know reading is bad, I know, because if reading was good more people would do that.”“older individuals have 100% death rate. By the way, this equals with the 100% death rate in younger individuals.” Join the tea house at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow, free to enter, real talk, lives, no ads, no algorithms. Keywords: nose, nasal cycle, Ronald Eccles, AI datacenters, surveillance, dementia, Malthusians, WHO, FINGER study, Alzheimer’s, sovereignty, open air prison, algorithmic governance, polypharmacy, pharmaceutical industry Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman sits alone with one sustained monologue on truth itself, names the mass manipulation mechanism he calls the BITE and why truth refuses it entirely, turns the mirror on the cooperation of ordinary people with the lie, traces the lost handholds of inner ordering from the Greeks through the spiritual webshop of modern consumer faith, walks through the Enlightenment's quiet substitution of measurement for cultivation and every ideological costume change since as the same error under a different name, holds Keynes's 1930 prediction of a temporary moral inversion against the plain arithmetic that we are now at the hundred-year mark, and closes where the mirror has always closed: Truth is. What are you doing? Key Takeaways The BITE is the manipulator's technique; truth refuses it, and that refusal is exactly why people keep their distance.We are cooperating with the lie, actively, using the same creative energy that could have built real lives.Once the old systems of inner ordering were discredited, the need did not disappear; a consumer webshop of spiritual ingredients took their place.Temperance, as the ancients understood it, was arrangement of the instincts, not their denial.Whoever cannot order himself has little chance of recognizing or helping to realize order anywhere else.The Enlightenment traded cultivation for measurement and declared the interior life of the species irrelevant; every ideology since has repeated the same error under a new name.Keynes said the moral inversion would last a hundred years. The mark has been reached. The inversion never reversed.A civilization organized around infinite external accumulation by people who abandoned interior ordering is at war with the physical conditions of its own existence.Human dignity does not depend on output, consumption, or compliance.Making death invisible removed one of the most powerful tools of concentration and ordering the species ever had. Sound Bites "It bites. It finds the emotion already present, the anxiety or the resentment or the loneliness already sitting in the chest.""Look, the world's problem is cooperation. We are cooperating with the lie.""The confusion of someone who has all the spiritual ingredients and no recipe, no awareness that the recipe was ever the point.""We call it Enlightenment. Was it though?""Whoever cannot realize order in himself has little hope of recognizing order in the world and helping to realize it.""This is ancient, it's a tradition, and it used to produce an understanding.""And now we are at the hundred-year mark, yet the inversion never reversed.""For Heaven's sake, three Earths would not be enough.""The people running fastest toward the satisfaction are the ones furthest from it, and they know it, and the knowing is the thing they are running from.""The only labor that has ever produced a human being who could be trusted in a room with power.""Truth is. What are you doing?" Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Keywords: truth, BITE, mass manipulation, temperance, inner ordering, Enlightenment, Keynes, consumer spirituality, spiritual webshop, human dignity, death awareness, I AM, Jacobinism, technofeudalism, cooperation with the lie Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman raises his cup to America's 250th birthday and takes aim at everyone who failed to show up for it, starting with the brain that edits your own vision before you ever get to see the world, moving through Jefferson's two-hundred-year-old warning that unaccountable judges become despots, the New York mayor's wife who traded the anniversary for a wellness retreat in Spain, a round of Dr. Berg's blood sugar remedies tested live with the tea ritual, the war-broken supply chains and fake fertilizers quietly raising the price of everything on your table, and the Tennessee conductor fired for calling America the greatest country on its own birthday, landing on the show's oldest claim: if you are not allowed to speak, you are not free. Music guests: The Revolt, Reverend Genes, pMad, Shelby Lentz, The Greeting Key Takeaways Your own brain edits reality before you ever see it; selective perception keeps you alive and keeps you blind at the same time.America has drifted from the Constitutional Republic the Founders designed, and the drift was gradual by design.Jefferson warned two centuries ago that judges secured in office for life become a despotic oligarchy.Without America, neither Nazism nor Communism could have been defeated; techno-feudalism is both of them on steroids with corporatism.Elected officials and their families owe presence to the people who pay them; representation is a job, not a lifestyle.Better sleep and balanced blood sugar can start with simple drinks, though some of them taste like punishment.Food prices climb because of war, energy chokeholds, and artificial fertilizer dependence, not just corporate greed.Humanity fed itself with natural agriculture for hundreds of thousands of years before natural gas became a farming input.War kills even those far from the front: economically, mentally, and environmentally.If praising your own country on its 250th birthday gets you fired, you are living in occupied territory. Sound Bites "Your brain, your own brain is manipulating your vision. Hopefully for the better.""Gradualism is a real thing. It's a very evil thing.""You are a politician and you are a wife of a politician for a reason. Money and power.""You have an obligation to be there for the people, because you are representing them.""The golden milk has nothing to do with golden shower.""Ready, steady, swallow!""We can burp and fart after that just to annoy Shite Gates and the rest of their gang.""So do you want to know what is killing us? That. War. Even if you are not there.""Nobody needs an invader, right?""If you can't speak, you are not allowed to speak, that means you are a slave." Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Really. It matters. Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on wise selfishness, gratitude, and the damage caused by constant stress and self-centered pain, then critiques regulations strangling independent journalism and enabling techno-feudalism while covering a contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products, examines German accusations that Ukrainian state authorities ordered the Nord Stream sabotage, takes aim at Spain’s mass regularization of over a million migrants as a political tool to expand voting bases while corporations worsen housing shortages, and delivers a lengthy defense of America on its 250th anniversary by exposing how National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 (NSPM-7) turns economic grievances and criticism of the system into domestic terrorism indicators. Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, pMad Key Takeaways Wise selfishness means caring for yourself while also caring for others; foolish selfishness only exploits.Constant stress and inability to feel basic joy physically alters the brain over time.Regulations are enabling techno-feudalism and strangling independent journalism.A contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products has caused illness across multiple European countries.Ukrainian state authorities have been accused by German prosecutors of ordering the Nord Stream pipeline sabotage.Spain’s mass migrant regularization program is being used to expand the government’s political base.Corporate ownership of housing is worsening shortages for citizens.NSPM-7 expands surveillance by treating economic frustration and system criticism as terrorism indicators.The surveillance machinery increasingly protects institutions and the wealthy rather than ordinary citizens.America is worth defending, but it has been captured by a corporate-communist leviathan. Sound Bites "We have to take care of ourselves without selfishly taking care of ourselves.""Always maintain only a joyful mind.""The danger is the awareness.""Welcome to COMMUNISM!""The agency that was built to be your shield just walked away and walked across the room.""This machine, this leviathan, protects the people who own it.""If you have complained about the price of groceries... the Department of Homeland Security has a phrase for you.""It is not an American thing, it is a communist corporate thing.""Citizens should come first." Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Keywords: Book of Joy, wise selfishness, NSPM-7 surveillance, Nord Stream sabotage, Ukraine pasta contamination, Spain migrant regularization, techno-feudalism, fusion centers, corporate surveillance, pro-humanity, America 250th anniversary, surveillance state, Nord Stream case, Spain migration politics, Ukraine food scandal, and protecting real America Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on joy requiring vulnerability and the gap between empty optimism and honest hope, then takes direct aim at the weakness of regimes that attack women or children, citing Iran’s sentencing of singer Parastu Ahmadi to 74 lashes. He calls out the stupidity of blanket generalizations, including a Florida tattoo shop refusing all military and veterans while branding them war criminals, highlights George Michael’s secret giving of millions without fanfare as real activism, and contrasts constant digital and industrial noise eroding our ability to heal with the need for real connection and actually focusing on joy — while noting, with typical NC bite, that his show is at least cheaper than the government if you’re only getting nothing anyway. Music guests: pMad, Inoxidables, Van Hechter Key Takeaways Joy is the only core positive emotion and requires vulnerability.Oppressors who attack women or children reveal their own weakness.Blanket generalizations against entire groups like the military are stupid and performative.True good is done quietly without seeking attention or credit.Constant digital and industrial noise damages our capacity to heal ourselves.Real in-person connection and silence beat social media and noise.Suffering can lead to growth and deeper joy.We deserve joy and are not selfish for claiming it. Sound Bites "For joy, by the way, we have to be vulnerable. Being vulnerable in this world is suicide.""They attack women or children. ... all oppressors are weak who attack women, children or any innocent.""If you are saying that women can't have freedom, then you don't belong to humanity.""Go to a hall and ask some help to pull your head out of your ass.""He secretly gave away millions and millions and millions throughout his career and even after his death.""This is the good activism. ... you act and you shut the front door.""The noise is killing us. Literally it's murdering our brain and it destroys our capacity to heal our own cells.""Even the bad things can lead to good things. Suffering can lead to good things.""You are amazing. You are special, you are one of a kind, you are unique, and you deserve to be happy, joyful." Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host. Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Keywords: Book of Joy, vulnerability hope, Iran lashes Parastu Ahmadi, oppressors weakness, Florida tattoo shop war criminals, George Michael secret charity, digital noise healing damage, real connection silence nature, pro-humanity Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman reads from the Dalai Lama's Book of Joy on how warm-heartedness dissolves loneliness and excessive self-focus creates the very alienation it chases, then turns the mirror and names the real war as the internal one where we suppress what we feel because the structure around us taught us to bury it. NC walks through a series of care home sexual assaults in Sweden where courts described the rape of an 82-year-old as short-lived and mitigated, declares rapists lose the identity of human, marks the 20th anniversary of the Svalbard Global Seed Vault and connects it to Monsanto's seed patent monopoly, then addresses the Powassan virus spreading across the US with 15-minute tick transmission and permanent neurological damage while drawing the Plum Island and Bill Gates lineage, and closes with a declaration of why America remains the greatest hope for humanity through faith, freedom, diversity and 36 million small businesses. Season 10 is gearing up with back catalog episodes and two new songs premiere from pMad and Inoxidables. Music guests: pMad, Inoxidables Key Takeaways The Dalai Lama argues excessive self-focus creates the very alienation and loneliness it tries to escape.The real war is internal — suppressing inner truth to adapt into structures designed to suppress us.Swedish courts classified the rape of an 82-year-old as mitigated because it was short-lived and without blows.A rapist loses the identity of human regardless of nationality or background.The Svalbard Global Seed Vault holds 2.25 billion seeds and was designed to survive the melting of every ice cap.Monsanto created heroin as children's cough syrup and now patents seeds while neighboring farms fail.Powassan virus transmits within 15 minutes and half of survivors suffer permanent neurological damage.CDC advice to keep grass short contradicts climate policy demanding taller grass.America has 36 million small businesses and the foundational principle that rule belongs to the free.Heaven on earth is not naive to imagine if America pursues its founding promise. Sound Bites "Is there a life after death? Well, that's not the right question. The right question is, is there a life before death?""However difficult it is to hear, it's us.""A rapist has no place in human society, period.""The court considered number of alleged mitigating factors, describing the rape as short-lived and one that occurred without threats or blows.""It is designed to remain dry, even if every ice cap on the planet melts.""You can't have your own seed.""I'm not going to say that this deadly new virus slash tick nightmare has anything to do with Bill Gates.""America is the greatest hope for the whole humanity.""Free is not when your speech is curtailed or when your government can grab you from home because you posted something online.""Heaven on earth can be created." Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host. Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Keywords: Dalai Lama Book of Joy, loneliness, inner war, Sweden care home rapes, court leniency, Svalbard Seed Vault, Monsanto seed monopoly, Powassan virus, Plum Island, Bill Gates ticks, MAID organ harvesting, why America is great, freedom, Season 10, pMad, Inoxidables, pro-humanity Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman opens with historical reflections on power shifts, from the fall of Constantinople to Mount Everest summits and cultural ironies around identity and achievement, urging listeners to build real memories through active presence rather than screen-bound illusions. NC then shifts into a satirical ramble on an absurd yet telling incident involving a static Knight Rider KITT replica car at the Volo Museum in Illinois that received a New York City speeding ticket via automated enforcement systems, using the mix-up to expose broader flaws in bureaucratic AI-driven surveillance, database errors, and the erosion of human agency and innocence until proven guilty. Throughout, the marble-mouthed host blends humor with warnings about unchecked systems profiting from defaults, drawing parallels to real-world overreach while calling for pro-humanity resistance and presence. Key Takeaways Nothing is permanent; empires and eras end, reminding us that apparent eternals are cracking.Real memories form through active presence and human connections, not passive screens or illusions.Automated systems prioritize efficiency over accuracy, shifting burdens onto citizens.Database matches and AI logic often fail basic human oversight, yet defaults assume guilt.The process itself becomes punishment when appeals cost more than compliance.Small errors in enforcement reveal larger architectures threatening personal freedom.Question performative leadership and behavioral manipulations lacking substance.Humanity's soul requires standing against systems that erode agency and truth.Historical parallels show recurring patterns of control following major shifts.Build meaning beyond the mundane to counter loss of purpose in modern life. Sound Bites "The thing that looks eternal is already cracking.""Life is much more than the mundane. And we should build up memories through active presence.""Don't let life pass you by. You don't have nine lives like Garfield.""A car hasn't moved in years got 50 dollar speeding fine because camera photographed plate two states away.""You can't reason with these things because they are brain dead just like people who think they are clever.""The burden of proving the match wrong falls on the person who got the ticket.""The process itself is a punishment.""AI is a lying a-hole with a narcissist tendency to gaslight you about it.""The system by design profits from death resignations.""What is better: Still being glued to your screen? Having fake illusions?" Music: Neoborn Caveman Keywords: automated enforcement, AI surveillance, bureaucratic errors, human agency, Knight Rider KITT, database failures, pro-humanity, power shifts, active presence, freedom resistance. Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman brings his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style to a wide-ranging live episode that moves from the absurdity of current politics and culture to real human connection, lawfare as weaponized justice, the protection of children, and the quiet erosion of everyday freedoms. NC skewers AOC’s claim that you cannot legitimately earn a billion dollars, contrasts “earn” versus “make” money as a window into American spirit and personal resilience, calls out the bait-and-switch feel in UK politics and declining free speech even on supposed open platforms, celebrates real conversation and voice messages over digital noise, shares the heartwarming Lego response to David Attenborough turning 100, defines lawfare and its spread from international targets to individuals, condemns child sex trafficking in Portland and the demand that sustains it, highlights the EU’s plan to brand criticism of mass migration as structural racism, and ends with encouragement to stay present, positive, and connected while sharing green tea and a good burp to annoy the globalists. Music guests: Broken Colours, Big Bus Dream, Big Sexy, Van Hechter Key Takeaways Personal resilience and the American tradition of “making” money matter more than narratives that frame success as abuse.Real human connection through voice and in-person conversation beats digital noise for mental and social health.Age is no barrier to play, creativity or continued contribution when institutions choose to adapt.Lawfare turns legal systems from tools of justice into weapons of predetermined outcomes.Protecting children from trafficking requires confronting both traffickers and the demand that fuels the market.Labeling criticism of policy as racism is a tactic to shut down legitimate public concern.Fatherlessness and family court outcomes remain pressing unaddressed crises.Freedom of speech is under pressure even in places marketed as free.Staying present, positive and connected to real people strengthens both individuals and communities.Simple daily rituals and small joys help maintain humanity amid manufactured doom. Sound Bites “we are manifesting, not just envisioning, but manifesting Dr. Doom” “you don’t earn money in America. You make money in America” “Talk to each other. Don’t talk at each other” “There is no age limit for those who never stop playing” “lawfare is the use of the law as a weapon” “when you go to a prostitute, you don’t have eyes” “the EU is to declare criticism of illegal mass migration… Racism!” “your life matters more. Matters most” “Stay positive, stay amazing, and stay relevant” “Your methane will serve nature” Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow . Keywords: AOC billionaires, make money not earn, lawfare, child trafficking Portland, EU migration criticism racism, David Attenborough Lego, free speech erosion, human connection, fatherlessness, pro-humanity Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman brings together three threads in his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style: a defense contractor’s quiet expansion into pharmaceutical crystal growth in orbit, the philosophical trap of quantum immortality as a loophole for finitude, and the broken rhythm of death that people have been noticing in their communities alongside the layers of silence surrounding it. NC walks through Redwire’s SpaceMD subsidiary and the PIL-BOX platform already flown forty-three times on taxpayer money while the same company builds autonomous combat drones, examines why quantum immortality collapses at the boundary of biology rather than delivering meaningful continuation, connects the persistent feeling that the world has subtly shifted to the erosion of personal agency, and addresses the excess mortality data and the triple-layered silence surrounding younger death patterns that remain largely unexplored. Music guests: Broken Colours, pMad Key Takeaways Defense contractors are scaling pharmaceutical development in microgravity using public funding.Orbital drug crystal growth operates in a regulatory and jurisdictional gray zone.Quantum immortality promises subjective survival but leads to probabilistic ghostliness rather than meaningful life.Consciousness is an emergent biological process that does not magically persist across quantum branches.The feeling that reality has shifted often signals a deeper loss of personal agency and narrative coherence.Communities have noticed changes in the natural rhythm and age profile of deaths.Excess mortality patterns in working-age populations remain largely unexplored by official research.An architecture of silence across social, scientific and media layers reinforces institutional incentives.Family-level guilt often makes open discussion of these patterns even more difficult.True agency requires presence and acceptance of finitude in this one life. Sound Bites “the company that builds autonomous combat drones for NATO is now in the medicine business” “forty-three PIL-BOX units have flown to the International Space Station” “your subjective experience can never include the moment of your own death” “that is not immortality in any sense that a human being would choose” “the real question was never whether you slip into another branch but whether you are actually present in the one you have” “the willingness to be present inside a life that ends — is agency” “the rhythm broke, and it has not come back” “everybody knows but nobody wants to be the first to say it in a room where saying it costs something” “the silence is not just social — the silence is also scientific” Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow . Keywords: redwire spacemd, pil-box, quantum immortality, many worlds interpretation, mandela effect, space pharmaceuticals, microgravity crystallization, excess mortality, architecture of silence, loss of agency Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman offers a raw, rambling marble-mouthed pro-humanity reflection on whether life — and the individual — remains sovereign in an era of state coercion, proxy wars, and creeping control disguised as protection. NC draws historical parallels between Soviet barrier troops in WWII and current accounts from the Ukraine conflict on both sides, questions forced conscription and the treatment of soldiers as disposable assets, critiques the “protect the children” narrative as pretext for digital surveillance, social media restrictions and the erosion of parental authority with examples from Prussian schooling to communist and fascist regimes, highlights hidden side effects of popular GLP-1 weight-loss drugs and the Parkinson’s risk from common pesticide chlorpyrifos, and reaffirms the primacy of individual consent, self-reliance and human life over bureaucratic leviathans while encouraging people to grow their own food and listen to their own heart. Music guests: pMad, Van Hechter Key Takeaways Individual sovereignty and consent are foundational and clash with modern conscription and state claims on citizens as property. Treating soldiers as disposable in meat-grinder conflicts echoes dark historical precedents from WWII. “Protect the children” rhetoric has repeatedly served as cover for expanding state power over families and youth. Parental authority has been systematically eroded in favor of state and supranational control over education and upbringing. Quick-fix pharmaceuticals and industrial chemicals often carry serious long-term health consequences. Self-reliance, such as growing your own food, is a practical expression of personal sovereignty. Most people want to live in peace and do not desire war or to send their loved ones to die. Governments and institutions should serve people rather than treat them as assets or data points. Skepticism toward official narratives and power expansion is essential for preserving freedom. Human life is precious and must not be subordinated to political or ideological agendas. Sound Bites “I am not an asset, I am not a property, and I guess you are not either.” “You are absolutely free in the world’s largest open-air prison.” “Only the unloved hate.” “I didn’t even sign up for a student debt or student loan. Why? Because I’m not an a-hole.” “you have no right to tell me how to raise my children.” “Never trust the government blindly” “the longest road out is often the shortest road home” “Stay healthy. Stay real. Or become real and become healthy.” “people don’t want to go to war, people don’t want to bury their loved ones their children, their parents” “we are heading towards all out of war. Not because it couldn’t be fixed through diplomacy.” Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow . Keywords: life sovereignty, individual sovereignty, state coercion, barrier troops, parental rights, protect the children, digital surveillance, weight loss drugs, chlorpyrifos, parkinsons, pro-humanity Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.