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Welcome to the new "studio," where today we discuss a number of topics, firing from the hip and not looking back.

Ask not what your AIPAC money can do for you, but what you can do for your AIPAC money.

Enjoy, and have a happy Halloween.

A comprehensive observation of Generation Alpha lingo and its subsequent meaning on the state of the linguistic and psychological zeitgeist we currently inhabit.

Israel, Epstein, Trump, and more. What does it all mean? How compromised is Trump, or is it all a cover for something else? It doesn't make sense. What the hell is happening?

This is for comedic and entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously (Just like "FittestFlatEarther."

The Pope is dead, and it's time to elect another. Also, Jordan Peterson pissed off the National Socialist side of Twitter (X). Have an amazing day and thanks for watching.

What does Facebook provide to you? And what does it require you to give? A pro-con list of having a Facebook account quickly turns into a conspiracy theory. Do not post. Have an awesome day.

What is older brother core? Rodrick Heffley may be the best example I have, but what does it mean on a deeper level about Gen Z? Ee Er

The videos of Will Smith eating spaghetti from 2 years ago were the tip of an iceberg that could exterminate humanity. Why are so many people giddy and excited about producing slop? We tackle these tough questions in episode 61 of Alternative Jargon. Have a great day.

What a crazy book. David Foster Wallace is an artist and a keyboard is his canvas. Somewhere Mario Incandenza is shaking hands while everyone squeezes a tennis ball.

Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

Let's talk about Bryan Johnson, the modern Dr. Frankenstein. He's crazy, but he's awesome. They're also sinking ships in Florida for fish and potentially looking into Fort Knox.

Today I'm cutting a rug on the Chiefs' and some singer's behalf. I don't HATE anyone, but I can certainly find things to dislike about them. If you don't dislike things, what power does your liking have? Enjoy.

Today I nerd out on Super Bowl Logos, scorebugs, and all the behind the scenes to branding the big day. Then I talk about the declining visual quality of the National Basketball Association.