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BAD DADS: Hare gets a vasectomy for his birthday. Why isn't Father's Day celebrated the same way Mother's Day is? Dimas shares some of the worst dad's in history and proposes some rules to dad's to ensure success. We find out what RINO hunting is and Dimas shares his experience with his first CO-ED bathroom. Hare thinks we should have completely separate bathrooms for pooping. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

LINKS FOR THE VIDEOS WE WATCHED! Christian Breakdance Video Blue Shirt Guy Clogging Blue Shirt Guy w/ Short Hair IF YOU'RE NOT A SEXBOT. YOU CAN'T BE A SEXY ROBOT: Dimas and Hare get into Google's "sentient" A.I. One Researcher thinks it is equivalent to a 7 to 8 year old child. Hare shares some of the use cases for A.I. in the sex industry. Dimas proposes some changes to the laws of robotics. Blake Lemoine teaches explains the importance of making sausage. PLEASE DON'T VANDALIZE, I'M A NATIVE TEXAN: Hare notices a similiarity between Mr. Lemoine and a handful of dancing white guys from your local church. A native Texan has her rental car vandalized because of the license plate. Dimas bails on Vasectomy Bros. Hare expresses frustration about having to give his urologist a sperm sample. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

If you're going to wear non-prescription glasses just know that Hare thinks you're a monster. A POLE W/O THE Os: Central Air is the pinnacle of human innovation according to Hare. Hare thinks parents with fart fetishes are the most strict. Dimas gives you a few examples of how to deal with a woman who accidentally calls you her brother's name. Dimas worries about anyone who calls their significant other "Daddy" Hare struggles with unwanted boners. ACCENT FLUID: Joe Biden looks like he survived an encounter with the Ark of the Covenant. Dimas and Hare go over a couple of new ideas to utilize texting. Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Rabbis accidentally infect babies with herpes during circumcisions'. Hare shares what it was like growing up with a Japanese Stepdad who was raised in Alabama during the 60s. If you can be genderfluid can you be accent fluid? Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

PLANNED VAGINA: Hare reminds us that pee is stored in the balls. Dimas bails on the Vasectomy Bros. Dimas is turning into the cool dad who dresses like a lesbian. Hare pitches Full Casa, since Dimas to play Danny Tanner-Garcia. Did you guys watch UPN when you were kids? Hare asks why Hispanic Americans don't have their own TV channel? HARE ON THE SPECTRUM: Hare talks about watching Love on the Spectrum on NETFLIX made him question how many people in leadership positions are on the spectrum, like Elon Musk. Dimas shares the story of a Pastor who publicly steps down in front of his church for infidelity with a 16 year old. More Mandela Effect freak-outs! TWINNING: Hare proposes rebranding the "white power" OKAY symbol that white supremacists use to the universal symbol for "Widdle Penus" in an effort to end racism. Hare hits the Hat Trick of Terrible Ideas this episode as he pitches another cringe show idea. 50% of Americans over 65 are in diapers. Which brand is your favorite? Dimas and Hare close it out with Elon Burgers. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

RIP MADDIE: Dimas says farewell to Madison Cawthorne. Alexandria Hunt is running for Public Office in Pennsylvania. The opposition seems to only care that she was a stripper in college. Hare accuses Dimas of being an Art Hoe and he shares his excitement about Ancestry.com emails. Hare bears witness to a gym first date. ALIENS BEFORE JESUS: Dimas and Hare talk about the increasingly mounting evidence that aliens exist and they are here now. Its also weird that aliens showed up before Jesus came back. Hare finds out that he has low T and that men m********e an average of 8 times per week. How does one m********e 1.1 times per day? Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

HOW MANY FARTS ON THE HAND AM I WORTH TO YOU? PRISION PUNK'D: What if Prison was a show on TV you could watch? Dimas and Hare speculate on what our future would be like if we said "F*ck it" and pushed completely to the right as a people. Hare does his best James Cromwell impression while Dimas wonders why anyone would super glue their hand to a table of a Starbucks. You might have money but you don't have "I can fart on my GF's Mom's Head" money. OOPS ALL PENIS: Hare and Dimas go over more items that should be illegal. Hare explores the idea of not working anymore & Dimas fully commits to quitting his job. Facebook killed the need for shows like Jerry Springer? Hare and Dimas explore the idea of Trash TV and how odd sexual fetishes are formed. Hare becomes the Ball Crusader and declares that he believes most people are Bi-Sexual. A group of 5 or more Lesbians is called a "Bag" Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

HALF-RACIST: Madison Cawthrone is once again in Dimas' cross hairs.  Why do some men wear jeans to the gym? More importantly why do some men use packages of sponges to colonize gym equipment? Is this a distraction sponge? Hare educates the listeners on the origins of BUTT-ons. FAILED PREDATOR: Did Ted Cruz abandon his dream of being a serial killer to become a politician? He has Unsuccessful Bully Energy. Opposite of Ted Cruz, Hare thinks that your body likes to bully you by giving you too much nose hair or lopsided boobs. THOTGRANDPA: Hare unveils a detailed list of items that are currently legal but possibly shouldn't be. If you drive a loud car you should be required to make loud noises with your mouth when you walk around places. Cancel Culture doesn't seem to have a ton of Pros but Hare makes his best efforts to provide a few that he has found along the way. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

DO YOU HAVE A PENIS? GO GET A VASECTOMY, BRO! NEANDER-CELS: Dimas covers the latest news on Lil' Greg Abbott. Dimas points out that a side effect of Squiggle Leg is having Hank Hill ass. Hare points out that Madison Cawthorne is Dimas' Whoopi Goldberg. Dimas lists his favorite incel traits. DOUCHEBAG MAGICIAN: Hare covers a list of people who are social pariahs who just need a little guidance and understanding. Dimas s***s in letters. He also pitches ideas to fix the country. Drive Thru Vasectomies and Pets are banned except for birds? Hare and Dimas make plans to get a vasectomy together. Hare speculates what actually happens during a vasectomy and asks the important questions like "Do they roll you up from the legs like a tube of toothpaste?"  Vasectomy Bros! Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

IF HELL EXISTS ITS POPULATED BY KEVINS AND KARENS HEYSUS: This is a God heavy episode. Dimas and Hare speculate that god is more than likely just a low level galaxy worker named Jeff. More impressions? You bet. Hare does a great Steven Seagal. Dimas does a sick Hare impression. Why do Hispanic people collect crosses? Are we keeping score? Hare shares his most recent experience of getting a massage in an actual swamp. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

Small Mexican Ass Wiper. Don't worry about what it is, because you can't afford one. LONG DIMAS: Dimas goes to Suhattle. Hare realizes one day he will have an old person voice. Dimas shares which professions are the worst to marry for both men and women. These people tend to be the most difficult to divorce. Who made the Firefighter Lives Matter flags? Yoga Teachers are the worst partners and Nurses are the best according to Hare. Dimas hates teachers and truck drivers, ya know, like a good person. WHOOPI PIE: Not all black people sound the same, unless Dimas is trying to do an impression of them. Hare does a sick Emma Watson. How is Mel Gibson not cancelled? If Hitler was hot would he have gotten away with more? Remember when Garth Brooks was Chris Gaines? That was 200 years ago. We need to let women lead countries, just not white women. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

MADISON SQUIGGLELEGS FOUND MONEY: An abortion activist steals 5 aborted fetuses and keeps them in her home. A TN law maker is proposing a bill lower the states age for marriage. Marjorie Taylor Greene tells us what a woman is. Madison Cawthorne fails to attend his first orgy after defining what a woman is for other women. SATAN IS AN EGG MAKER: How is Jared Leto 50 years old and still terrible?  Madonna's TikTok is WILD. Do you talk to yourself? 74% of Americans do NOT. Hare is going to run for office as a fake far-right wing candidate under the platform "We're going to take Homo back from the Gays". Capitalism Breeds Innovation? Where are my robot legs? Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY

Some pet owners are just annoying. LINDSEY LADYBUG: A Republican Senator from South Carolina has an interesting nickname for his taint moles. Whoopi Goldberg sounds like Steve-O. Dimas is suspicious of whether or not Ms. Goldberg does her own stunts. Ted Danson is Mega Head defender of Earth. G.I. JADA: Hare and Dimas argue about the validity of the Will Smith's slap. What do you guys think? Real OR Staged? Dimas is going to try being unemployed and see how it goes. Hare is exploring poly culture. He doesn't seem to understand what Poly means. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ [email protected] NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY