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Welcome back, Chippies to a brand new season of your favorite ramblers on Chile Con Huevo! Just kidding, y'all. Salsa Verde is back with your favorite topics like Mariah Carey, Christmas Wishlists, and current trends we want to try out. If you were 15 in today's world, what would you want as a gift? Sit back and listen to us baby... one more time! Ciao! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Who's ready to chow down on our Smelly Freckle? First, someone gets a harsh brush with chiggers while rolling around in the dirt. Gross, we know! But, perhaps not as gross as going munchy on some tushy. How do you like it served: hairy or neat? Well some people like it waxed just like their own hoo-ha south of the border. Oh, and did someone mention dick? Good, cuz we got you covered like an uncircumcised penis. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

We made it, we're here, we're surviving y'all! BARELY! Our experience has been so awesome, so disgusting, so amazing, so hot and sweaty, so delicious and full of unexpected . . . surprises. We almost died of hypothermia our first night there, and we almost legitimately lost the lady of the podcast out on the polo field. Catch up with us live from the desert throughout the HOT musical weekend. #DryLips --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Coachella 2023 is here and your very own Salsa Verde Trio will be going to their first music festival together! The excitement, the anxiety, the heat, the #SwampAss is about to get real. Come listen to us plan our trip to the Coachella Valley where the lady of the podcast will lose her 🏜Desert Cherry. Let us know what artists we should check out and if there is anything we are forgetting to bring to the campgrounds. And does anyone else have a foot fetish, or is it just Kris? Pack your extra undies, grab some Pedialyte and enjoy the mess, Chippies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Lordy lord Jesse f*cks up and has a recording fumble. But.... The show must go on! Or so they say. We talk about the Selena Vs Hailey confusing mess and all we know is we absolutely do not care one bit. Comment if you are #TeamSelena or #TeamHailey Enjoy Chippies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

You wanna see Mickey? Ride trains with a fellow Chippy? Eat corn dogs & be all sticky?  You better Disney, Bitch! One of us didn't know just how much of a Disney sloot they would be. And does anyone know how to really join Club 33? We talk about Elvia's big ol' Pelaton and how expensive it is. Kristian tells us about his Dallas outing, and we say a quick hello to his wandering vegetarian roommate. Enjoy Chippies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Chippies, start your engines... and come join us as we watch and talk a bunch of crap on the 2-Hr season premiere of Rupauls Drag Race (S15). We'll talk smack on the good, the bad & the AAHHH!! Somehow we spend way too much time talking about Ariana Grande. YUH. Anyhoooo, grab a seat, plug in & listen to us cackle like Rupaul. ****We recognize that sometimes at the expense of funny & ignorance we aren’t as sensitive as we strive to be. We are clowning in all our episodes & are well intended. Context & intention is key in being able to enjoy our differences and similarities.**** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

We are BACK! We've missed you all & most if all, we missed receiving gifts. Happy Holidays to all our Chippies and to all the listeners out there. Hope everyone has had a wonderful winter season. Join us in our 2nd Annual Gift Exchange Extravaganza 🎁 as we open up some presents for y'all. Oh... and remember to keep that booty squeaky clean for a good lickin'! Pretty sure that's what Santa said. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Do you know where you are? Apparently Kristian does not and he ain't even bothered. We recently had three separate and very different quick trips across the United States and we discuss the goods, the bads, and how #LemonadeSavesLives. Sun got you down? Feeling a little woozy? Grab yourself some ice cold lemonade and let us take you on a bumpy ride. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Round II of our Horde Whore series where we get slaughtered and fingered in Gears Of War ⚙️ 🩸🔫 Listen to the moans and groans as we destroy some locust scum and then some. Our shortest episode, but filled with a tall glass of funnies. And remember, it doesn't matter if you're a swarm-smashing wizard or somehow become a meat shield. . . so long as we have each other! 《《Gears Of War is an Xbox video game; the sounds you hear are from gameplay streamed on Twitch》》 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

Roe Vs Wade - Amber Vs Johnny - Jesse Vs Flirting. . . Who y'all got? Our money is on the rabbit hole. Whether you're here to choose, poop in the bed, or looking for some nostril-love, we got you covered. We babble about some serious and not so serious topics happening in the news lately and one of the boys suffers from woulda-coulda-shoulda. Psst---Don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat! **Disclaimer: we are not experts, nor do we claim to be** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support

It feels so good to be back! What have we been up to? Apparently not a whole lot. We took some much needed time away and focused on ourselves. Did someone get a new job? Did someone hook up at Coachella? Did someone need some milk? Come and catch up with us as we venture into a new Season of Salsa Verde. **Side note: Boba Tea straws should be outlawed** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/salsaverdetalk/support