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Neighbor Bailey Coleman (she/her) returns for Part 2 of her Third Wheel date with Shelley and Bonnie in the living room! Bailey gives tips for joining a new group full of people that know each other well already, shares what it’s like for her to renew her love for dance side by side with one of her best pals, and reveals what she used to think her life would be like now. Bonnie learns that her friend of three years, Bailey, is 25 - and is then appropriately chastised for her “major Scorpio energy,” which leads the group into a tangent where they learn all about the traits of fire, earth, air, and water signs. Then, in a spinoff game lovingly dubbed “The Baileywed Game,” Shelley and Bonnie face off to see who knows their friend the best! It’s competitive, it’s adorable, it’s chaotic - who could want anything more from a game all about them?! Listen now to the second part of our Third Wheel date with Neighbor Bailey!   Bailey Coleman: @bailey_r_c_   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

She’s been here before, but now it’s all about her - Neighbor Bailey joins Shelley and Bonnie in the living room for our first Third Wheel date of year 2 of the podcast! In addition to being our cherished pal, neighbor, and recently-promoted Assistern, Bailey Coleman (she/her) is a performing artist and educator with a passion for dance and music (and the best of both of those worlds: BTS). Here in the living room with our hosts, Bailey gives her 4-Minute Life Story, talks skinny dipping in a pool of vulnerability, and reveals how she really feels about all the stories Shelley and Bonnie tell about her without her permission! Also, all our questions are finally answered, like - does Bailey prefer Mickey Mousing or Donald Ducking? And is she Jessica Chastain?! Plus, Assistern Bri is here, and we find out just how salty she is to have been replaced by Bailey on the 50th date episode. Things are appropriately chaotic and vulnerable, as is our brand… Listen now to the first part of our Third Wheel date with Neighbor Bailey!   Bailey Coleman: @bailey_r_c_   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Keeping it high and tight like always, Bonnie, Shelley, and Assistern Bri join Jeremy to open some more of your Mail! Assistern Bri has a bone to pick with the team for replacing her with Assistern Bailey, Bonnie and Shelley are suffering greatly due to their social media punishments, and all of our hosts discover that they’re nepo babies in various ways. Plus, our hosts talk superhero names, scary jumps - both literal and metaphorical - and whether they’d crab-walk down an entire city block. You asked and ESU answers in this hilarious companion podcast to Everybody Ships Us - it’s Mail With Jeremy! Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy!   Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod   The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Pop the champagne, because it’s celebration time! Shelley and Bonnie have gone on 50 official podcast dates, with the help of Jeremy, Assistern Bri, Andy, Schmengie, and YOU - our beloved listeners! Our hosts take a look back and share their favorite moments - and some not-so-favorite moments - and talk about how their relationship has grown due to the podcast! Bonnie takes a K-pop dance class with Shelley, Shelley watches a Formula One race with Bonnie, and both receive a punishment for not having completed their “floor couch” challenger. Plus, Bonnie and Shelley continue the MySpace-style survey from 92 Moose - Central Maine’s #1 Hit Music Station - with a surprise, recently-promoted guest Assistern. Who could it be? Find out on this very special episode of Everybody Ships Us!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Jeremy is back to help hosts Shelley, Bonnie, and Assistern Bri open more Mail from listeners! It is an exciting day in the living room as the ESU team gets their first package to open! Bonnie commits mail fraud, Bri shops at Mervyn’s, Shelley falls in love with Jackson Wang in a brand-new original romantic comedy, and the whole team debates the origins of the universe. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? One thing’s for sure - this episode is jam-packed with stupid fun. Do better, @ Hollywood - and listen to the newest episode of Everybody Ships Us’s mailbag podcast, Mail With Jeremy! Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy!   Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod   The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Shelley’s mom’s cat Sméagol is here and boy, is she intent on being heard on the podcast! Shelley gives an update on how petsitting for this prankster cat is going, Bonnie wonders why humans haven’t “evolutioned out” our need to drink water, and both of our hosts talk in too much detail about a Target trip they took earlier that day. Plus, Bonnie and Shelley take a MySpace-style survey in the latest FOMAEOTQAPT segment, thanks to 92 Moose, Central Maine’s #1 Hit Music Station! Our hosts reveal their high school Top 8, decade whether they’d take back an ex, and talk about times in their life when they’ve grieved a loss - whether that be a friendship breakup, loss of a pet, or family death. It’s a roller coaster ride this episode - enjoy!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Breaking news! The famed yellow chair of all episodes past has broken, so it has become Floor Chair - and thus, a theory about socioeconomic status and furniture height develops. And honestly, Shelley and Bonnie are pretty convinced it holds water. Neighbor Bailey gets a new title, Assistern Bailey, as she steps in and helps our hosts in a spinoff segment called 4 Minute Life Update! Shelley, Bonnie, and Bri have joined a cult, Bonnie has noun aphasia, and Shelley hatches plans to have a water slide at her funeral. Also, our hosts find out how they handle a crisis, pledge to take less shit in all areas of their life, and worry about BTS members joining the military. All this and more on the latest episode of Everybody Ships Us!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

We’re back, baby! The voyage continues as Bonnie and Shelley deepen their relationship with a little catch-up, a little mind meld, and then a little new segment to get the new year starting right! Our hosts dream up new spin-off podcasts, rename all four seasons, and get really vulnerable… about the contents of each of their ear canals, that is. Shelley brings up some fashion grievances, and ESU’s newest segment, Icebreaker Questions, gets a killer new theme song from Bonnie (which is definitely not familiar at all and won’t get us sued by the biggest band of all time)! “Be the bitch you want to see in the world” - and enjoy listening to this new episode of Everybody Ships Us!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

The last couple of dates have been quite vulnerable, so on today’s episode, our hosts dig into chaotic idiocy! The new year is fast approaching, so in the spirit of reinvention, Shelley and Bonnie take a career aptitude test in a FOMAEOTQAPT segment to see what jobs they’d have in another life! Find out why they want to go through firefighter training, why they don’t want to teach kids anymore, and what they’d sound like as auctioneers. Plus, Bonnie butchers the plot to more movies, Shelley confesses that they’ve never been to a spa, and both of them have questions for people with a foot fetish. Plus, they discuss their favorite holiday things and play a “fruit rules” version of listing their top 5 favorite Christmas movies. It’s an episode that’ll keep you laughing and warm as you finish out the year! Happy holidays from the whole Everybody Ships Us crew!  - Bonnie, Shelley, Assistern Bri, and Jeremy xoxo   Play along with us and take the career aptitude test here: https://www.123test.com/career-test/   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

It’s confession time! Which of our hosts lies to her friends to get out of consequences? Which host has been ghosting her therapist? Which host films themselves crying to make a tiktok? Which host really loves the sound of the “empty trash” on a Mac computer? Plus, our hosts talk about how the impossible beauty standard for women has hurt them both, their shared desire to date someone “gayer,” their eerily accurate fast-food metaphor for dating, and many of specifically Bonnie’s favorite things.   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

You asked… and Jeremy answers! That’s right - all questions in this very special episode are for Jeremy, and his responses? They will absolutely shock you. What is Jeremy looking forward to in his second year of opening our Mail? Which of his cousins would Jeremy smash? And which of us would Jeremy save from a burning building?! Nothing is off limits in this episode. Our hosts chime in with their thoughts, of course, but the star of the show? Our favorite producer, Jeremy!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy!   Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod   The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Have you ever had anxiety about being skinned alive, or perhaps impaled by a jousting stick? You’re in great company. Bonnie and Shelley discuss all the different “Final Destination”-style experiences that keep them up at night during this living room date! Next up, Question 17 in the list of 36 Questions That Lead to Love, in which the hosts reveal their most treasured memory and have a vulnerable friendship moment live on the pod. Bonnie talks about a past boyfriend, Shelley talks about their relationship with their sister, and they debate the value of keeping physical reminders of past loves. And finally, the true meaning of “boys in toys” is revealed, and Bonnie talks for far too long about them. Enjoy!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc