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The universe has glitched, because the Cleveland Browns are 4-2 and leading the AFC North after an ugly 13-10 win over Baltimore. In this unscripted episode, Kenny Thunder faces tech humiliation after a software upgrade deletes his entire week of notes right before showtime—proving he is absolutely nothing without a script. The crew reviews Deshaun Watson looking awful for three and a half quarters before remembering how to play football in the final minutes and whether or not this formula is sustainable. They also welcome back Craig from the Middle Tennessee Brownsbackers ahead of the Nashville takeover. Craig and the boys get into the minutiae and Craig says the quiet part out loud when he drops a financial bomb: if Watson is still on the roster by March 13, 2027 the Browns owe him an extra $200 million guaranteed.  Episode Highlights:  Winner Winner: The guys announce Josh (Nard_Dogg16) as the signed Bernie Kosar jersey winner and get a live tour of his man cave, mini-fridge pop stash included.  Reverse Halloween: Hotline favorite Matt from Nashville roasts Watson for playing "reverse Halloween"—handing out sacks like candy—before diagnosing the entire roster with collective ADHD. Meanwhile, Happy Bob calls in to scream about Jaleel McLaughlin and gloat about the Browns' winning record. Oh, and Menachem called in too. King of the North Desk-Pounding: Ronnie Jams is suffocating in last place at 8-12. Is desperation starting to kick in?  ⚔️ Week 7 Titans Preview: Kenny completely wings the preview of a struggling Cam Ward, while Bone promises a win if the defense holds Tennessee under 75 rushing yards. Chapters (00:00:00) - Cold open and show intro without notes(00:02:28) - Podcast info, socials, and show preview(00:03:54) - Story of the week: Jalen Hurts blood clots and David Bell lawsuit(00:11:53) - Bernie Kosar jersey giveaway winner announcement(00:12:35) - Interview with giveaway winner Josh (Nard Dog)(00:18:03) - Week six recap intro and Browns on top of division(00:20:01) - Offense breakdown: Watson, running game, receivers(00:24:50) - Defense review and Ravens game analysis(00:26:43) - Debate over Deshaun Watson's performance and fan reactions(00:32:18) - Dog of the Week nominees and final thoughts on the game(00:36:40) - Hot take hotline: Menachem from Browns Backers of North Jersey(00:40:08) - Hot take hotline: Happy Bob's takes and video production discussion(00:48:46) - Hot take hotline: Matt from Nashville's philosophical take(00:57:21) - Macho Fan segment and Dog of the Week results(01:00:52) - Browns brief: contenders or pretenders discussion(01:09:54) - Foreign relations correspondent Kenny Mack joins the show(01:16:13) - Discussion of Jared Verse and defensive line performance(01:22:34) - Deep dive into offensive struggles with Kenny Mack(01:31:08) - Running back concerns and Judkins discussion(01:34:49) - Culture and coaching: Monken's impact on the team(01:39:42) - Quarterback future: Watson vs Sanders discussion(01:43:01) - Wrap up with Kenny Mack and Nashville plans(01:45:43) - Division roundup and King of the North standings(01:48:28) - Trip around the NFL: injuries and league news(01:53:26) - Antonio Brown tweets segment(01:54:55) - Browns Backers interview with Craig from Middle Tennessee(02:05:23) - Craig's analysis of Browns quarterback situation and season outlook(02:15:00) - Nashville travel tips and wrap up with Craig(02:18:10) - Week 7 preview: Titans matchup and Kenny's Cliff Notes(02:20:58) - Matchups that matter and statistical breakdown(02:24:10) - Skeleton key to victory and players to watch(02:26:42) - King of the North picks for week 7 games(02:33:07) - Show wrap up, announcements, and no facts for days(02:36:10) - Outtakes and bloopersAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

We've officially crashed back down to earth and the Cleveland Browns are sitting at 3-2 after a deeply frustrating 17-12 loss to the god**** Jets. In this episode of the Burning River Sportscast, Kenny Thunder, Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man break down what happens when the Browns decide to "Browns" up a game. Between giving up eight sacks, fumbling three times, and only being able to run a mind-boggling 12 seconds off the clock with a chance to ice the game, the guys try to figure out where it all went wrong. The crew also welcomes Jarrod, President of the 440 Browns Backers, hailing from the Corner Bar in Austinburg, Ohio. Jared lifts the crew's spirits by sharing how his chapter rotates local charities every month, runs a legendary sausage-and-gravy cook-off, and why his biggest achievement was saving his 13-year-old niece from a lifetime of being a Steelers fan. Episode Highlights: The Hero’s Journey Hotline: A caller uses 1949 literary mythology to argue that the Jets loss is just the mandatory "setback phase" of Todd Monken’s epic coaching journey. Young Money Speculation: Breaking down the massive media clicks surrounding Shedeur Sanders hiring A.D. von Gonard (CEO of Young Money APAA) as his new agent five weeks into his second season. Is a trade cooking, or is he just trying to clear his schedule for Progressive commercials? The Slew of Injuries: A massive injury report update featuring Quinshon Judkins and Carson Schwesinger in walking boots, an obliterated offensive line, and the temporary backfield triage of Audric Estimé and Jaleel McLaughlin. King of the North Panic: Ronnie Jams is officially sweating and puckering up in last place at 7-11 while Kenny and Bone widen the gap at 10-8. Plus, the crew discusses a terrifying potential prostate exam punishment for this year's loser. ⚔️ Week 6 Ravens Preview: Including The Bone Man pulling out his "Skeleton Key to Victory," claiming standard X's and O's are dead and the Browns will need a wild card play to survive a 70% healthy Lamar Jackson or Snoop Huntley. ⛽️ Gassed Up: Kenny targets the postseason ticket price complaints and rants about the absolute disrespect thrown at Guardians legend José Ramírez over a single error. Plus, a localized meltdown over the historical renaming of the "Red River Shootout". Chapters (00:00:00) - Cold Open and Browns Intro Parody(00:02:55) - Show Intro and Housekeeping(00:05:16) - News Story of the Week: Mike Ditka Tribute(00:08:14) - Bernie Kosar Jersey Giveaway and Hot Take Hotline Intro(00:08:52) - Hot Take Hotline: Hero's Journey and Menachem Banter(00:17:29) - Digging into Ravens Rivalry and Robert/Bob Evans Tangent(00:20:55) - Dog of the Week: Quincy Williams(00:22:54) - Bone Zone: Missed Game Recap(00:25:40) - Browns Brief: White Uniforms and Injury Report(00:29:25) - Running Back Room Injuries and Depth Issues(00:32:45) - Shedeur Sanders Signs with an Agent: Speculation(00:45:25) - Harold Fannin Jr's Separation Stats and Target Usage(00:47:17) - Isaiah Bond Drops and Watson's Leadership Moment(00:49:46) - Fines for Smoking Gesture Celebration(00:50:52) - Division Roundup and King of the North Standings(00:53:15) - Around the NFL: Chubb Punch, Marvin Harrison Trade(00:56:02) - Draft Pick Positioning and Stefanski/Garrett Trackers(00:58:40) - Colts Owner Sideline Debate(01:03:08) - Antonio Brown Tweets of the Week(01:05:45) - Browns Backers Interview: Jared from 440 Browns Backers(01:26:00) - Week 5 Preview: Kenny's Cliff Notes on the Ravens(01:30:49) - Matchups That Matter: Ravens vs Browns(01:34:22) - Statistical Breakdown and Skeleton Key to Victory(01:37:02) - Players to Watch and Betting Info(01:41:09) - Gassed Up: Guardians Ticket Prices and Jose Ramirez(01:46:02) - Gassed Up: Red River Shootout Name Controversy(01:49:44) - King of the North Standings and Punishment Talk(01:52:53) - Week 5 Picks: Steelers, Ravens vs Browns(01:56:02) - Sign Off and Social Media Reminders(01:57:41) - Medieval Facts Segment(02:04:37) - Outro Bloopers and Clips MontageAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

The Browns’ 17–12 loss to the Jets brought a messy game, costly mistakes, and plenty of questions. Kenny Thunder and Ronnie Jams break down what went wrong—from Deshaun Watson and the struggling offense to the muffed punt, missed extra point, and a defense that did enough to give Cleveland a chance. The hosts also debate Minkah Fitzpatrick’s hit on KC Concepcion, discuss the Browns’ run-game approach, field a question on whether or not Kevin Stefanski can actually coach, and consider what this loss says about a young team still finding its footing. Plus, they name their Dawg of the Week nominees and reflect on the emotional roller coaster that comes with being a Browns fan. Was this just a bad day in the rain, or a sign of bigger concerns? Tune in for a candid postgame conversation about the loss, the lessons, and what Cleveland needs to show next. Chapters (00:00:00) - Intro and Jets Loss Reaction(00:01:22) - Show Housekeeping and Sponsors(00:02:27) - Hot Take Hotline and Giveaway(00:03:39) - Week 5 Recap Begins: Falling to Last Place(00:05:35) - Overall Game Breakdown: Everything Went Wrong(00:07:45) - Avoiding Overreaction to One Bad Game(00:11:08) - Deshaun Watson's Performance Analysis(00:15:13) - Quinshon Judkins and the Running Game Struggles(00:17:56) - Wide Receivers and Passing Game in the Rain(00:19:50) - Minkah Fitzpatrick Hit Debate(00:25:40) - Audio Issues and Fan Comments on the Hit(00:27:43) - Wide Receiver Recap Continued(00:28:21) - Defense's Strong Performance(00:30:14) - Debate on Dirty Hits and Double Standards(00:31:37) - Kevin Stefanski Coaching Discussion(00:32:40) - Special Teams Breakdown: Missed Kick and Muffed Punt(00:36:09) - Injuries and Penalty Improvement Trends(00:38:12) - Dog of the Week Nominees(00:40:15) - Final Thoughts: Toughness and Dome Debate(00:44:19) - Browns Fan Rollercoaster and Looking Ahead(00:45:39) - Shoutout to the Cleveland Guardians(00:47:57) - Closing Remarks and Hotline RemindersAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

The Cleveland Browns are 3-1 after a thrilling Thursday Night Football win over Pittsburgh, and a mildly competent Deshaun Watson has the city riding an absolute high. In this episode, Kenny Thunder, Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man break down the win, praise Andre Szmyt's clutch 56-yard game-winning field goal, and investigate the mysterious disappearance of rookie Joe Royer. The guys also chat with Saratoga Mike from the Saratoga Brownsbackers, who shares a legendary core memory of being left completely alone in the stadium nosebleeds at eight years old during a 1985 double-overtime playoff game. Episode Highlights: Browns Brief: Riffing on Mina Kimes' praise of the Browns' future foundation, reading between the lines of Mary Kay Cabot's press conference questions, and debating if Shedeur Sanders has sideline attitude problems. ️Around the NFL & AB: Antonio Brown's unhinged social media "victory fits" (complete with a Robert Kraft bobblehead and CeraVe lotion) and a massive reality-check rant about Kevin Stefanski's success in Atlanta. Gassed Up: Kenny fractures his own brain wondering why we cook at home to achieve "restaurant quality" food, while restaurants constantly advertise "home cooking." Fired on Day One: A look at the Trailblazers firing an announcer for tweets he sent at 15 years old, contrasted against the massive second chances given to millionaires like Watson and Jed York. Chapters (00:00:00) - Intro and Browns win streak recap(00:01:30) - Cold open bits and parody clips(00:02:54) - Show welcome and socials/merch info(00:04:52) - News story: Trailblazers announcer fired over teen tweets(00:12:05) - Second chances debate and Browns parallels(00:13:52) - Bernie Kozar jersey giveaway(00:14:34) - Hot take hotline: Menachem and Bobbies(00:16:45) - Post-win mood and Malibu Bobby/Barbie tangent(00:19:12) - Hot take hotline: Matt from Nashville's first Browns game(00:22:32) - Muni lot talk and reactions to Matt's call(00:23:56) - Hot take: Watson year 4 vs quarter 4 meta take(00:24:48) - Watson performance discussion(00:28:12) - Mary Kay Cabot press conference bit(00:32:28) - Macho Fan segment(00:34:12) - Dog of the Week: Andre Schmidt(00:36:45) - Schmidt streak stats and kicker talk(00:38:46) - Bone Zone (empty segment) and weekend banter(00:40:23) - Browns Brief: Mina Kimes and future QB situation(00:43:17) - Shedeur Sanders body language discussion(00:46:48) - What if scenario: Watson stays, Sanders develops(00:51:41) - Quarterback draft class uncertainty discussion(00:54:41) - Browns stats caution despite winning record(00:57:41) - Mason Graham injury update(00:58:42) - Joe Royer mystery absence discussion(01:04:11) - Division roundup: AFC North results and standings(01:05:40) - King of the North standings mention(01:06:24) - Around the NFL: Jed York suspension(01:08:18) - Around the NFL: Chiefs injury, Ravens trade, Texans coaching change(01:11:49) - Antonio Brown's bizarre social media posts(01:14:20) - Kevin Stefanski and Falcons success rant(01:18:04) - Brownsbackers interview: Saratoga Mike intro(01:18:55) - Saratoga Mike's fan club and charity work(01:24:14) - Mike's Browns fan origin story(01:28:27) - Mike's game prediction vs Jets(01:32:52) - Post-interview reflection(01:34:17) - Week 5 preview: Jets breakdown(01:39:24) - Matchups to watch: Hall vs Tippmann, Ward vs Wilson(01:41:44) - Statistical comparison Browns vs Jets(01:43:46) - Skeleton Key to victory and betting info(01:45:22) - Players to watch: Hall, Judy, Watson(01:51:03) - Gassed Up: restaurant vs home cooking paradox(01:53:47) - King of the North picks for week 5 games(02:02:25) - Show wrap-up and next week preview(02:03:47) - Facts for Days: bizarre and NSFW trivia(02:10:50) - Closing bloopers and parody outtakesAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

The Browns are in first place, the defense is hunting, and Todd Monken has this team looking different. After a wild 27–24 win over Pittsburgh, Kenny Thunder, Ronnie Jams, and The Big Bone Man break down what’s clicking—and whether Cleveland fans are allowed to believe yet. (We’ll accept “cautiously optimistic” as a medical diagnosis.) The crew digs into Deshaun Watson’s sharpest performance as a Brown, the offense’s emerging weapons, Quinshon Judkins’ progress, and the blocking issues that still need work. On defense, five different Browns recorded sacks, Denzel Ward remains timeless, and Grant Delpit delivered the game-sealing interception. Plus: the Monken effect, a louder crowd, a young defensive core, and the familiar Browns-fan mix of celebration, skepticism, and hope. Is this team for real—or just giving us another reason to check the standings twice? Chapters (00:00:00) - Live show intro and family emergency recap(00:03:39) - Podcast promos, socials, and giveaways(00:04:36) - Hot take hotline and jersey giveaway reminders(00:06:22) - Week 4 recap begins: Browns take first place(00:07:44) - Deshaun Watson's performance breakdown(00:09:58) - Running game and Judkins analysis(00:11:42) - Rookie receivers shine(00:13:07) - Watson's turnovers and missed opportunities(00:14:03) - Mixed feelings on rooting for Watson(00:15:02) - Watson's improved mobility and decision making(00:16:56) - Steelers dysfunction and crowd energy(00:20:32) - Emmanuel McNeil Warren and defense praise(00:21:35) - Defensive performance against Aaron Rodgers(00:23:17) - Pass rush depth and injury concerns(00:25:21) - Secondary standouts and late game pick(00:26:48) - Schmidt's clutch field goal drama(00:29:27) - Jared Verse's energy vs stats discussion(00:31:58) - Comparing Verse's leadership to Myles Garrett(00:33:17) - Team culture shift under Todd Monken(00:35:24) - Monken's coach speak and team camaraderie(00:36:48) - Is Monken the next great coach discussion(00:37:46) - Looking ahead to next five games(00:40:30) - Mason Graham injury update(00:40:59) - Dog of the Week nominees(00:43:22) - Final thoughts from Kenny(00:44:39) - Final thoughts from Bone and Bones(00:47:19) - Staying objective about Monken's success(00:49:14) - Watson comeback player of the year debate(00:51:18) - Closing remarks and next week preview(00:52:35) - Sign off and final thoughtsAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Winning cures all, and sitting at 2-1 has the crew feeling a very unfamiliar sensation: cautious optimism. On this week's episode of the Burning River Sportscast, Kenny Thunder, Red Hot Ronnie Jams, and the Big Bone Man break down the Cleveland Browns’ gritty 21-18 win over the Panthers, debate the validity of Deshaun Watson's national "redemption arc," and gear up for a massive Thursday Night Lights showdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers.From legendary high school football sideline look-ins to a Department of Homeland Security standoff with the NFL, the guys cover it all before welcoming a pair of heavyweight guests to the show. ⏱️ Episode Highlights The News Story of the Week: Celebrating the Cleveland Guardians clinching the AL Central for the third straight year. The Hot Take Hotline: Matt from Nashville pitches an Australian hazing ritual for Deshaun Watson, Happy Bob smiles through the penalties, and Menachem's voicemail gets hilariously lost in AI translation. Dawg of the Week: Mason "Jar" Graham takes the crown after an absolute monster game up the middle. The Bone Zone: Bone officially declares he is "back" like John Wick and shares why this defense gives him 2023 Flacco-era vibes. Around the NFL: Checking in on the undefeated Raiders, Kirk Cousins' age-defying stats, J.J. McCarthy’s move to the Giants, and Travis Hunter's wild brawl with a ball boy. ️ Special Guest Interviews Dennis (President, Akron Brownsbackers): The local leader details their new game-day setups at Getaway Pub and Finney's, plus what it's really like being a real-life hero as a local fire captain. Big John Hughes: Our favorite defensive correspondent drops by to talk about expanding King Culture, flag football, and why the alumni association is still laughing at the video of him leveling Kenny on a cruise ship. Week 4 Preview: Browns vs. Steelers Kenny’s Cliff’s Notes: Sizing up Mike McCarthy’s Steelers and a heavily pressured Aaron Rodgers. Matchups That Matter: Can Spencer Fano and Titus Howard survive T.J. Watt and Cam Hayward? Skeleton Key to Victory: Bone lays out the exact rushing blueprint needed to secure a win. King of the North Pick 'Em The guys lock in their score predictions for Thursday night, leaving Ronnie completely shook by Kenny's final choice. JERSEY GIVEAWAY! Don't forget to check out our social media channels for your chance to win an autographed Bernie Kosar jersey! Chapters (00:00:00) - Cold Open(00:02:55) - Open and Show Schedule(00:04:49) - Burning River News Story of the Week(00:08:40) - Bernie Kosar Jersey Giveaway(00:09:19) - Hot Take Hotline Calls(00:20:08) - Dig It!? with The Macho Fan(00:21:43) - Dawg of the Week(00:24:24) - The Bone Zone(00:31:11) - The Browns Brief(00:48:19) - Division Roundup(00:50:27) - Around the NFL(00:57:15) - Browns Backers Interview Series(01:10:01) - Week 4 Preview(01:21:33) - Interview with Big John Hughes(01:49:52) - King of the North(01:55:55) - Close(01:58:00) - Facts for Days(02:01:16) - Sign Offs and Blooper ReelAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

The Browns beat the Panthers 21–18 and are 2–1—but in Cleveland, even a winning streak comes with a few question marks. Kenny Thunder and Ronnie Jams break down Deshaun Watson’s uneven day, a run game showing signs of life, Harold Fannin’s two-touchdown performance, and a defense led by Mason Graham’s two sacks and Ronnie Hickman’s game-sealing pick. They also discuss Todd Monken’s energetic, accountable approach—and whether he’s starting to win over the team and the fans. Plus: Nick Chubb Day, the crowd’s reactions to Watson, the Wrestlemania-esque pop that Shedeur Sanders received, costly penalties, and the question hanging over every Browns win: what does it all mean for the future? Chapters (00:00:00) - Intro(00:01:36) - Sponsors and Socials(00:02:48) - Hot Take Hotline and Bernie Kosar Autographed Jersey Giveaway(00:03:44) - Week 3 Recap(00:46:40) - Dawg of the Week Nominees(00:50:22) - Final Thoughts(00:53:47) - ClosingAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Welcome back to another unfiltered edition of the Burning River Sportscast, presented by Tap In Media! Kenny Thunder, Red Hot Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man dive headfirst into the emotional rollercoaster of being a Cleveland Browns fan, breaking down the frustrating narratives surrounding Deshaun Watson and calling out the latest absurd takes in Cleveland sports media. Here are the highlights of this week's show: ☎️ Hot Take Hotline Fixed: The inbox is cleared! The guys listen back to weeks of voicemails from Matt in Nashville and Menachem from North Jersey, tracking the emotional highs and lows of the season. News & Jersey Giveaway: The crew discusses the NBA 2K return of former Cavalier Delonte West, opens up a box of gear from the Dog Pound Collective, and shares how to enter the Bernie Kosar autographed jersey giveaway. Dawg of the Week and The Browns Brief: Rookie standout Denzel Boston claims "Dawg of the Week" honors again. Plus, the guys debate whether Watson’s latest efficient game is a sign of progress or just fool's gold. Browns Backers Interview: Nick, President of the Carolina Browns Backers, calls in from Heist Brewery in Charlotte to talk about their custom "Munilot Lager" and raising money for Cal's Pals Animal Rescue. Week 3 Panthers Preview: The crew delivers Kenny's Cliff's Notes, Ronnie's Matchups that Matter, and the Bone Man's Skeleton Key to Victory ahead of the home opener. ⚡ Gassed Up & Facts for Days: Kenny vents about corporate emoji etiquette and details his armpit-waxing trial run. To wrap it all up, you'll get bizarre facts about lightning heat, exploding ants, and laughing rats. Don't forget to leave a review on your favorite podcast platform, subscribe on YouTube, and grab your gear at Tap In Media's shop! Chapters (00:00:00) - Cold Open(00:02:24) - Show Open and Introductions(00:05:57) - News Story of the Week(00:08:44) - Bernie Kosar jersey giveaway and merch from listeners(00:12:06) - Hot Take Hotline(00:27:50) - Dig It!? with The Macho Man(00:28:50) - Dawg of the Week(00:33:43) - Browns Brief(01:01:03) - Division Roundup(01:04:27) - Around the NFL(01:11:34) - Browns Backers Interview Series: Carolina Browns Backers(01:43:32) - Week 3 Preview(01:50:22) - King of the North(02:01:00) - Show Closing(02:02:20) - Facts for Days(02:08:25) - Gassed Up(02:08:45) - Sign OffsAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Deshaun Watson played his best game as a Brown, which is great news—unless you were hoping the Browns would finally make a clean decision at quarterback. Kenny Thunder and Ronnie Jams break down the wild Week 2 win over the Buccaneers, featuring Baker Mayfield’s revenge game gone sideways, a weather delay that lasted approximately one presidential term, and a Browns offense that occasionally looked like it knew what it was doing. They cover Watson’s pressure-packed performance, the running game’s ongoing impression of a traffic jam, the rise of the young receiving corps, Carson Schwesinger’s monster defensive showing, and the special teams units that finally look like they belong in the NFL. Is this a real turning point—or just another Browns win that creates five new questions? Listen for the game recap, the Hot Takes, the Dawg of the Week nominees, and the emotional whiplash only Cleveland football can provide. Chapters (00:00:00) - Intro and Show Housekeeping(00:01:33) - Sponsor Shoutout and Show Preview(00:02:11) - Call-In Number and Jersey Giveaway(00:03:36) - Week 2 Recap: Baker vs Watson Revenge Game(00:08:10) - Mary Kay Cabot Media Criticism(00:10:28) - Watson's Performance and Season Outlook(00:16:00) - Running Game Struggles and Judkins Concerns(00:21:21) - Young Receivers Shine, Jerry Judy Non-Factor(00:25:39) - Defense Bounces Back, Schwesinger Stands Out(00:34:13) - Weather Delay and Game-Closing Defense(00:35:52) - Special Teams and Injury Report(00:38:00) - Dog of the Week Nominees(00:41:43) - Reflecting on Garrett and Njoku Trades(00:44:57) - Final Thoughts on Watson, Monken, and Future(00:48:55) - Bold Prediction: Watson Gets Booed(00:50:48) - NFL Injury Roundup and Closing RemarksAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Welcome back to another chaotic edition of the Burning River Sportscast! With Red Hot Ronnie Jams out of the studio, Kenny Thunder and The Bone Man take over the main desk to break down a brutal weekend of football for Northeast Ohio and look ahead to Week 2. Here is what the guys dive into on this week's episode: Ohio State Heartbreak: Breaking down the Buckeyes’ agonizing 24-23 loss to Texas, Ryan Day's lack of a "killer instinct," and why clutch field goals continue to escape the program. The Browns Brief: Diagnosing an ugly Week 1 performance against Jacksonville, Deshaun Watson’s struggles under pressure, and Denzel Boston earning Dawg of the Week honors for his garbage-time layout touchdown. Brownsbackers Interview: Jeff, President of the South Shore Brownsbackers (Apollo Beach, FL), drops by to discuss their massive 290+ member club at the Salty Shamrock and their incredible work raising money to sponsor guide dog puppies through Dogs, Inc. ⚔️ Week 2 Preview: Previewing the ultimate "cinema" narrative storyline as Cleveland heads south to face Baker Mayfield and the high-powered Tampa Bay Buccaneers. King of the North: Checking in on our year-long AFC North pick 'em standings, dropping our Week 2 locks, and rehashing the brutal punishments facing the loser—including Kenny's impending Brazilian wax. Facts for Days: Bone gets way too excited for deep-sea trivia, including an ancient 10-million-whale graveyard, a 150-foot coiled organism colony, and Mexico's mysterious Taam Ja’ Blue Hole. Chapters (00:00:00) - Intro and cold open(00:02:37) - Show welcome and housekeeping(00:04:44) - Burning River News: Ohio State loses to Texas(00:10:49) - Bernie Kosar jersey giveaway(00:11:19) - Hot take hotline reminder(00:12:08) - Dig it with the Macho Fan(00:13:08) - Sports guest dog of the week(00:15:33) - Browns brief: reaction to Jacksonville loss(00:16:40) - Deshaun Watson's poor performance breakdown(00:20:39) - Locker room concerns and Monken comments(00:22:46) - Zion Johnson injury and penalty troubles(00:23:54) - Defensive performance breakdown(00:26:17) - Division roundup and AFC North standings(00:27:32) - Around the NFL: Rams-49ers Australia game(00:31:15) - Around the NFL: other week one results(00:33:15) - Super Bowl halftime show odds(00:34:13) - Browns backers interview intro(00:34:50) - Interview with Jeff, South Shore Brownsbackers(00:40:43) - Talking Browns quarterback drama with Jeff(00:42:56) - Wrap up with Jeff(00:45:32) - Week two preview: Kenny's Cliff Notes on Buccaneers(00:48:10) - Matchups that matter (Ronnie's notes)(00:50:45) - Bone Man's skeleton key to victory(00:52:22) - Players to watch for week two(00:55:07) - King of the North picks intro(00:57:10) - King of the North: week two game picks(01:02:13) - Closing reminders and next week preview(01:04:26) - Facts for Days: whale graveyard(01:07:11) - Facts for Days: giant string jellyfish(01:08:25) - Facts for Days: Taam Ja Blue Hole mystery(01:11:51) - Closing thoughts on the Browns season(01:14:10) - Birthday shoutouts and sign-off(01:14:41) - Outro bloopers and chaosAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

The Browns are already in crisis mode after a Week 1 beatdown that exposed everything at once - the offense, the defense, the line, and the coaching plan. Kenny Thunder and Ronnie Jams break down why a 34-10 loss to Jacksonville felt less like an opener and more like a warning sign for the entire season. What makes this one sting is how familiar it all feels. The defense that was supposed to carry the team looks like a step backward, the quarterback situation is still a mess, and the offense looked disjointed from the first snap. Kenny and Ronnie dig into the Deshaun Watson debate, Todd Monken’s decision-making, the failed quarterback competition, and whether anyone will catch this roster in the race to the top pick in the draft. They also discuss the few bright spots, the Dawg of the Week nominees, the Hot Take Hotline, and why “just tank for a quarterback” may not be much of a plan. If you’re a Browns fan wondering how bad this really is - or how much worse it can get - this is the episode for you. All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Hop aboard the Titanic—we are heading full speed into the iceberg that is the 2026 Cleveland Browns season and our fandom is unsinkable! In this jam-packed 2026 season preview marathon, Kenny Thunder, Red Hot Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man strap on their brand-new "What Would Bone Do?" vulcanized rubber bracelets to guide you through the upcoming season of inevitable heartache. The guys break down the latest chaotic updates out of Berea, map out their official season records in the Schedule Game, and preview the Week 1 showdown against the Jacksonville Jaguars. On This Episode: Sweater-Gate & Toddler Logic: The truth behind assistant GM Katherine Hickman’s tone-deaf "Los Angeles" apparel choices, Todd Monken's decision to forgo permanent team captains, and why the Haslams desperately need a nanny to teach them that "words have meaning". Camp Chaos: Breaking down the alleged practice locker room fistfight between Mike Hall and Quinshon Judkins. The Schedule Game: Kenny, Ronnie, and Bone go game-by-game to project the final 2026 record. Spoiler: It's bleak. Browns Backers Interviews: Special guest chats with John from the Southwest Orlando Browns Backers and Rod Dawg from the Dawg Pound Collective. Week 1 Jaguars Preview: A hilariously exhaustive edition of Kenny's Cliff's Notes, key matchups, and the Bone Man's Skeleton Key to victory. Chapters (00:00:00) - Intro and season hype(00:01:54) - Cold open banter and bloopers(00:03:09) - Show open and Bone bracelets(00:05:13) - Socials, merch, and episode preview(00:06:55) - News story of the week: Kawhi Leonard and the Clippers scandal(00:13:33) - Bernie Kosar jersey giveaway and hotline reminder(00:15:09) - Return of Dig It with the Macho Fan(00:16:29) - Katherine Hickman sweatshirt controversy(00:21:51) - Monken and the fans-listening debate over Watson(00:26:51) - Mike Hall vs Quinshon Judkins altercation(00:30:50) - Rotating captains controversy(00:37:15) - Quarterback depth chart and Taylor/Sanders situation(00:38:51) - Schedule game: weeks 1-10(00:42:46) - Schedule game: weeks 12-18 and final records(00:48:54) - Southwest Orlando Browns Backers interview with John(01:02:58) - Week one preview: Kenny's Cliff Notes on Jaguars(01:12:16) - Matchups that matter and player to watch(01:16:10) - Bone Man's Skeleton Key to Victory and betting info(01:22:24) - Dog Pound Collective interview with Rod Dog(01:34:56) - Reflections on Browns Backers rules and King of the North intro(01:37:26) - King of the North picks for AFC North week one(01:47:22) - Closing reminders and next week preview(01:49:56) - Facts for Dick: amusement park and roller coaster trivia(01:55:23) - Outro bloopers and reelAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

The preseason is over, our wide receivers look great, and yet everything still feels completely doomed. Welcome back to a completely "Boneless" edition of the Burning River Sportscast, where Kenny Thunder and Red Hot Ronnie Jams recap our glorious 37-13 blowout win over the Patriots. We unpack Dillon Gabriel looking like a superstar against guys contextually destined to drive Amazon delivery trucks by next week, the sketchy front-office politics putting him on IR with "back spasms," the heartbreak of cutting local try-hard kid Luke Floriea, and the reports that Todd Monken wanted Shedeur to start before being aggressively puppeted by the front office.  Outside of football trauma, Kenny completely geeks out over the official November 19th release date for Grand Theft Auto 6, leading to an existential crisis about grown men taking an entire week of PTO to steal virtual cars. Finally, Kenny gets aggressively "Gassed Up" over late-night television calling Forrest Gump a "simple gardener" when the man was a literal multimillionaire shrimp tycoon. Stick around until the final whistle to learn how you can win a signed Bernie Kosar jersey before our October 18th deadline! The Quick Hits: Preseason Finale: Dillon Gabriel lights up New England's backups before getting hidden away on Injured Reserve. Roster Cuts: Coping with the death of the Cedric Tillman era and saying a giant "F You" to Chad Ochocinco's scouting skills. The Fitzpatrick Prophecy: Breaking down Ryan Fitzpatrick's on-air warning that Deshaun Watson is destined to fail. GTA 6 Code Red: Why wives across America are completely furious about their husbands' upcoming gaming vacations. Otter Logic: Why humans need to stop working, start holding hands, and focus strictly on collecting rocks. Kosar Jersey Giveaway: How to score some autographed memorabilia before the live-show drawing. Warning: This episode contains explicit language, extreme sports frustration, and countdown details for Kenny’s impending King of the North penalty. Chapters (00:00:00) - Burning River Sportscast Cold Open(00:02:55) - Show Opening(00:05:24) - News Story of the Week(00:14:23) - Autographed Bernie Kosar Jersey Giveaway(00:15:20) - Hot Take Hotline(00:15:46) - Burning River Rundown(00:16:10) - Browns vs Patriots Recap(00:28:40) - Initial 53 Man Roster is Set(00:36:48) - Dillon Gabriel's Mysterious Injury(00:37:50) - Where is Joe Royer?(00:39:48) - Roster Surprises - Luke Floriea(00:47:20) - Checking in on some Ex-Browns Players(00:48:11) - KC Concepcion wins Maurice Bassett Award(00:51:22) - Joe Milton Rumors(00:54:31) - OBJ and Aaron Donald are Back!(00:57:29) - Gassed Up(01:05:08) - King of the North(01:06:10) - Closing(01:07:43) - Facts for Days(01:15:51) - Sign OffsAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Welcome back for episode 157 of the Burning River Sportscast, where our patience is thin, our rants are unfiltered, and our predator quarterback is making $12 million a game to throw balls directly into the dirt. This week, Kenny Thunder, Red Hot Ronnie Jams, The Bone Man, and special guest "Big Dew Dawg" dive headfirst into the absolute clown show that is the Cleveland Browns front office. We're unpacking the tone-deaf, diamond-flashing masterpiece of a press conference where Deshaun Watson proudly declared he has "no regrets"—right before we contrast him with the ultimate classy retirement of model citizen and absolute legend Nick Chubb. Spoiler alert: One of them would be booed even if he returned 15 years from now to smash a guitar and the other will be in the Ring of Honor. But it's a true emotional rollercoaster today. We take a meaningful timeout to honor a real community hero, our late high school coach George Wetzel. We share some hilarious, fond memories of his "tough love" style—including the time he completely forgot he punished one of us to run laps for three and a half hours. Finally, Kenny gets "Gassed Up" over his recent dinner at Steak and Shake, which has apparently mutated into a dystopian sci-fi nightmare where you need a QR code scanner just to pour a Diet Coke. Stick around for a wildly tumultuous history lesson on the litigious cold war between Hershey's Chocolate and Hershey's Ice Cream, and find out how you can win a signed Bernie Kosar jersey! Episode Highlights: The $230M Albatross: Why Cleveland fans have officially entered the "apathy and rage" stage of the Watson era. Nick Chubb vs. The Circus: The glaring contrast between a silent, 5-yard-per-carry superstar and a tone-deaf PR disaster. Remembering Coach Wetzel: A heartfelt tribute to a great motivator who loved history, shaped young minds, and handed out legendary punishments. Kiosk Warfare: Kenny's personal mission to stick it to the man at the self-service beverage fountain. Jersey Giveaway: Lock in your chance to win autographed memorabilia before the October 18th deadline. Warning: This episode contains unfiltered adult language, extreme sports frustration, and explicit talk about butthole-waxing bet penalties. Chapters (00:00:00) - Burning River Sporstcast Cold Open(00:04:17) - Show Opening(00:07:07) - News Story of the Week: RIP George Wetzel(00:17:07) - Bernie Kosar Autographed Browns Jersey Giveaway(00:18:00) - Hot Take Hotline(00:18:45) - Burning River Rundown(00:26:00) - Burning River Rundown: Deshaun Watson(01:03:10) - Big Dew Dawg(01:33:20) - Gassed Up(01:45:20) - King of the North(01:46:09) - Hot Take Hotline 2(01:46:28) - Closing(01:47:34) - Facts for Days(01:55:24) - Sign OffsAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

Preseason Week One is officially in the books, and the guys are already staring down the barrel of existential dread. In this episode of the Burning River Sportscast, Kenny Thunder, Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man break down the 2026 Cleveland Browns’ opening performance. From the sluggish, vanilla quarterback display to a severely lacking interior offensive line, they question if Todd Monken’s offense can make anything out of this season. But it’s not all depressing football talk. The guys also unpack the legendary story of Kenny’s 1.5-hour interstate trek to find an open Cinnabon, debate why we should normalize total honesty with restaurant servers, and explain why "The Bone Man" had to give a corporate office a piece of his mind over a horrific Great Clips haircut. Key Takeaways The QB Carousel: A deep look at Deshaun Watson’s short-game stat line and  Shedeur Sanders’ arm talent vs. his pocket awareness. Bright Spots & Deficits: The team honors the exceptional blocking of Spencer Fano and the versatility of rookie KC Concepcion Jr., while simultaneously roasting the performance of Dillon Gabriel, aka Lil' Coconut, and his ability to dive on the ground to avoid getting hit. Bernie Kosar Jersey Giveaway: Details on how you can enter to win an autographed, embroidered Bernie Kosar jersey through our social platforms. All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland