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Giannis might be a Timberwolf. We beat OKC. We love Minneapolis

MC JON B IS HERE! We talked about the last week, in which the Wolves went 0-3. We did the "MC Jon B" draft. 

The Wolves are making us look dumb cuz they're playing really great and cohesive basketball right now. Welcome to the league, Joan Beringer.

- CAN RUDY ACTUALLY WIN DPOTY? - WE'RE NOT TALKING ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GOOD ANT IS - CHRIS FINCH: DYNASTY (WHISTLE) KILLER? - TRADE DEADLINE PREVIEW: WOLVES TRADE TARGETS

Well. It's been a week guys. We discuss how rancid the vibes are with our new DurfGPT, which almost sounds like the real Nate, who you know is on his 6-month CWNP-mandated paid Paternal Leave (we are pro-family and actually fund programs in favor of children and families as opposed to funding luxury boomer socialism + corporate bailouts). We also breakdown who from the Timberwolves we're willing to trade ahead of the deadline (spoiler: a lot of them). 

Surprise Christmas Drop! Brandon, Jordan, and Kai from WolvesBoxScores go Christmas shopping and get gifts for the Wolves roster. There's more milk talk than you'd expect in this one. Hi Johnny Juzang.

WolvesBoxScores joins to talk about Karl's return game, what he thinks is holding the Wolves back, Snacks, Rudy Gobert's last ten games, and a few tangents along the way. Please go follow WolvesBoxScores. LOVE YOU

So much is happening with your Minnesota Timberwolves that we're not gonna talk about any of it, and instead are going to draft our favorite Sports Video Games of All Time. Durf appears in this episode! Is it fake Durf or real Durf? Who knows.

The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And this will not be the last victory versus the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Bones Hyland is the point guard of the future. DDV is shredding the net off the rim. Julius Randle is instagramming pics with the caption Goosebumps and the Minnesota Wild are acknowledging it. We also talk Doomsday leak spoilers near the end and give a spoiler warning. We also talk about Star Wars at the end. Durf was very quiet this episode which is why this happened, it was always going to happen.

They blew it vs the Suns and Kings. The Timberwolves have this podcast wondering: are the Wolves bad?

Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D join the pod to discuss playing the trombone version of Goosebumps during games, how they select in game sound effects and music, and what the behind the scenes in-game production of a Wolves game looks like. We also discuss vibes, of course. 

THE WOLVES ARE WINNING AGAINST BAD TEAMS! GOOSEBUMPS IS BECOMING A NATIONAL THING!

There's a Wolves Twitter Civil War over Chris Finch. Ja Morant may be a Timberwolf this season. Someone took down the original Julius Randle Goosebumps video.