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THE WOLVES ARE BACK AND LAMELO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF. It's a great experience. We react to the season opener against Miami, Anthony Edwards being completely insane, the early returns on LaMelo and Kuminga, and whatever you can call the backup bigs situation. We also play Cut the Bad, Keep the Good (brought to you by our one true sponsor Lamb Chops) and spend an unreasonable amount of time remembering the 2010 NBA Draft.

Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WILL hit a three this season

It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation

THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT

This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time

reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one

this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.

Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting with our friends.

Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes: HOW ARE THE VIBES They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumpsHe also didn’t show up to do an exit interviewWas the season a success?What is next? Giannis? Kyrie? Lebron? Something worse? THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAE’S 3 Awards each, 3 nominees, other hosts select the winnerPantie Nation Member of the Year CUT THE BAD KEEP THE GOOD - Durf

THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE GAME, WHICH INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANTHONY EDWARDS' IMMORTALITY, JULIUS RANDLES BEFUDDLEMENT, NAZ REID HAVING A GOOD PLAYOFFS, AND TSJ!

Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies. There were stories told.

YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL

THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT.