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Who knew we would still be doing this in 2026?!  Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy! Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027. Foxy Stoat!

Happy Halloween, everybody! It's that time of year again. Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your ears.  Thank you for your continued support and listens! Foxy stoat! werhere.substack.com

Look, I know it's been a while... But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it? Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the OUIJA BOARD OF HORROR! Ben's blog is back, it has a new name but is still just as awesome - follow the link werhere.substack.com

Happy Easter! What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films? Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word? https.//376miles.substack.com

Finally, I hear you say! Or is that the voices in my head? Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining! Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show. Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support over the years. Foxy Stoat! https.//376miles.substack.com

The last act of a desperate man? Or just some harmless fun? You decide! The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure. Smokey may also have some news for you too! The blog! [email protected]

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is. Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches. Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words. Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering. Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend. Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and so much more, here - 376miles.substack.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes. Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific Christmas journey. Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer. Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril. Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. But this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review! Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece let-downs. Oh and on this episode? Ben squeezes in the most subtle reference to Beverly Hills Cop 2. Ever. See if you can spot it!