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This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely balding, and completely delusional ep that’s just our type! Fragrances Discussed: Comme des Garçons EDP  Dior Sauvage Encre Noir Black Leather by J Scent Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir Nuit de Bakelite by by Naomi Goodsir Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off! Fragrances Discussed: The Chateau Marmont Alessandra Candle Aquiesse Mandarin Tea Candle Mrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena Candle Dr Bronners Citrus Jacomo de Jacomo Angel by Mugler Hypermusc by Courreges Celine Black Tie Dries Van Noten Mystic Moss Correges Second Peau Courreges L’eau de Liesse Courreges Le Messager Bruno Acampora Musc CK One by Calvin Klein Perfect Veil Sarah Horowitz Zing by Andrea Maack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation. Fragrances Discussed: YSL Baby Cat Una tira d’altra by Hilde Soliani Healing Berry by Jorum Studio Boy Smells Doll Skin  Citrush by Boy Smells Rose Load by Boy Smells Anna Sui by Anna Sui Vanille Chantilly by Tutti Délices Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois  Delina by Parfums de Marly JPG La Belle  Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’Orange Ganymede by Marc Antoine Barrois  Garage JMP artisan parfums  Comme des Garçons Garage  Nosu Been trying to meet you  Nosu Sain no more  Nosu Hides  Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts  Horizon Oriza Legrande  Perfumer H Dust  Warm Bulb by Clue  Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris  Heliotrope by Perfumer H Salt by Perfumer H Rose with Insect by Perfumer H Akro Crush  Mugler Angel Santa Maria Novella Patchouli Vivienne Westwood Boudoir Jacomo by Jacomo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber. Fragrances Discussed Obsession by Calvin Klein Demeter Kitten Fur Mud by Born to Stand Out Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart Akro Bake Lyra by Xerjoff Female Christ by 19-69 Lampblack by Fzotic Coco Mademoiselle Marc Jacobs Daisy Jean Paul Gaultier le Male Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees. Fragrances Discussed Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian Anna Sui by Anna Sui Boy Smells Doll Skin Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse Cocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser. Fragrances Discussed: Michael Jordan Legend Coffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas  Akro Smoke Dannam Vietnamese Coffee  Pony Boy by Jorum Studio Delulu by Oddity  Naked Dance by Oddity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night. Fragrances Discussed: Angel by Mugler Female Christ by 19-69  Obsession by Calvin Klein Loulou by Cacharel Santal 33 by Le Labo Doliphor by Marlou Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker Joy by Jean Patou Ma Bête by Eris Delta of Venus by Eris Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, this episode is a scented solo social hour that you will not want to call off! Fragrances Discussed: Totally White 126 Parle Moi de Parfum Akro Night L'Eau de Boot by Boot Boys and UFO Parfums Relique d’Amour by Oriza L LeGrande Kiehl's Original Musk Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane Angel by Mugler Light Blue by D&G Velvet Iris by Essential Parfums Gap Dream Osmo Andrea Maack Sex and the Sea by Francesca Bianchi Megamare by Orto Parisi Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange Akro Crush Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Comme des Garçons Rouge Comme des Garçons Original Stecca by Hilde Soliani Pluck by Jorum Studio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Poeme by Lancome J'Adore Dior Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique Black Afghano by Nassomatto Loulou by Cacharel Obsession by Calvin Klein L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci Lady Stetson Mitsuko by Guerlain Halston by Halson Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange Phlur Vanilla Skin Revlon Ciara Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget. Fragrances Discussed: Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts  Black Tie by Celine  Angel by Mugler Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi  Oriza LeGrande Horizon Delina by Parfums de Marley Pink Sugar  Ariana Grande Cloud Relique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrand Héliotrope by Oriza LeGrand YSL Back Opium  Drunk Saffron Born to Stand Out Be my Cookie Born to Stand Out Dirty Milk Born to Stand Out  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for. Fragrances Discussed: Oriza Legrand Héliotrope Oriza Legrand Horizon MDCI Invasion Barbare MDCI Blue Satin L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir Trudon II Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow Hilde Soliani Orgasmo Olympic Orchids Night Flyer Clue Warm Bulb Strangers Cachouli Jorum Studio Pony Body Jorum Studio Gorseland Jorum Studio Rose Highland Jorum Studio Healing Berry Slumberhouse Baque Universal Flowering Fig Leaf Kyse Oui Plus Kyse Gateau de Carnevale Dali Laguna Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika Nasomatto Blamage Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch Altra Stone Cold Heart Neandertal Us Kenzo Flower Gaultier Classique YSL Rive Gauche Angel by Mugler Costume National Supergloss Estée Lauder Youth Dew Aromatics Elixir by Clinique Paloma Picasso Comme des Garçons Ck One Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle Obsession by Calvin Klein The Different Company Osmanthus Delina by Parfums de Marly Basilica by Milano Fragranze Andrea Maack Coven Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Tocade by Rochas Tocadily by Rochas Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen Pine by Stora Skuggen Fracas by Piguet Britney Spears Fantasy Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée J’Adore Dior Corrèges Hypermusc Bruno Acampora Musc Jovoy Psychedelique Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal Demeter Snow Drakkar Noir Zoologist Rabbit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it!  Perfumes Discussed: Hwyl Aesop CDG Original Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange Arabian Tonka by Montale Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules Super Cedar by Byredo Dior Sauvage Drakkar Noir by Guy Leroche Hot Cotton by Baruti Angel by Mugler Fragola Solata by Hilde Soliani Warm Bulb by Clue Comme Des Garcons Accident Radish Vetiver Anarchist A- by Toscovat The Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 Tuesdays Jeroboam Oriento Andrea Maack Entrance Andrea Maack Pavilion  Andrea Maack Jest  Andrea Maack Muse  Andrea Maack Neon Veil  Acne Studios par Frederic Malle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine! Fragrances Discussed: Insolence by Guerlain Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens Écrin de Fumée by Serge Lutens La Religieuse by Serge Lutens Fleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange Rose of No Man's Land by Byredo Pavilion by Andrea Maack Supergloss by Costume National Gloss by Costume National Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a spray of seafaring sex to prime your crash out pump. Want to smell like a horse girl glow-up? What about a gang bang baron? A Manson Family mistress? Whether you're going insane or need a hole in which to drain, these two are slamming, spamming, and goddamning for an unraveled and unrivaled ep you will not want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Yves Saint Laurent Rive Gauche Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi Gap Dream Anna Sui by Anna Sui Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.