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My mom is in the hospital, so I'm putting out a special episode. Stay tuned to our patreon or bluesky for an update later today, hopefully. This Week’s Kamentary ·         Guest Soup ·         Project R.E.D., Space Sheriff Gavan, and Metal Heroes ·         Gavans Infinity, Bushido, Luminous, and more ·         Commander Corel Qom Vigiles ·         Tropasatsu: Reboot ·         Wanibuchi Rikiya and PatRan ·         “Peaceful” alien integration ·         Emorgears, Emorgy, and Emorgear Mitchitari ·         Doki Reiji the Mad Lad ·         Emorgear Gekido and Gavan Infinity ·         Emorgear Tokimeki, or Hearthrobin’ ·         Criminal Crane Games ·         Agi ·         The Records Division ·         Date Daisuke ·         Brane theory ·         Kuzumi Hitoshi ·         Emorgear Hazzoi ·         Aikokuin Setsuna the Sad Boy ·         Gun Clubs ·         Kuzumi Miharu ·         Cosplay Characters ·         Kamentary Track After Dark, more, again ·         Shame Balls ·         Emorgear Lonelyne ·         Emons Pound ·         Solid Rage ·         Emorgear Hisoo and Gavan Bushido ·         Sentai did work Next Time: TBD, sorry Theme Song: Supernova by aespa Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Check out Cody’s Book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv

This Week’s Kamentary Cognitive dissonance Fan mail, more, again X-Men b******t Faido Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again Unexpected career paths Existential pickled plums Tropasatsu: Evil Incorporated Sex pests get birdered Takumi isn’t here right now Bebop, Rocksteady, Lucy and Ethel Shovel Candle Elementary school reunions Who’s seen who do what Mari and Keitaro are not subtle Several reasons we have the explicit tag Remember the Snail Orphnoch? How belts don’t work Takumi actually smiles The enigmatic rider, sort of Snurdered Next Time: A slightly less misnamed episode Theme Song: Bad by INFINITE   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Check out Cody's book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social

This Week’s Kamentary Hanababy Of Lesser Gods President Murakami Kyouji Emotional damage Our plot vehicle Snake push-ups Overly sinister accommodations Japanese Bruce Campbell A very unique burglary They’re called KaMEN Riders for a reason Commando henshin concerns Tropasatsu: Villain with good publicity Immediate seller’s remorse Self-love is important A dubious definition of “polite conversation” Traumatic backstory Goods and services The bit Generic CEO talk The Snail Orphnoch A new Faiz Suit acting, disambiguation, again A presidential spirit bomb Faido Tempered expectations Next Time: The Enigmatic Rider? I hardly know her Theme Song: Action Figure by WayV   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Episode’s Kamentary ·         Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle ·         Nem ·         Late-stage capitalization ·         Yorozu Baku ·         Creative Credits ·         Oda Quirks ·         Yorozu Minami ·         Bad Luck ·         Thematics ·         Nox ·         Another uncomfortable moment for Jared ·         Hummer-kun ·         Nagumo Nasuka ·         Mannequin Door ·         Fujimi Tetsuya ·         X-Files, or Black Cases ·         Gun Nightmare ·         Justified toku cuts ·         Tropasatsu: Dream Weaver ·         Code Zeroider ·         Commander Zero ·         Capsems ·         Zeztz Driver ·         Finger Guns ·         First time for everything ·         Kamen Rider Zeztz ·         Butterflies ·         An exclusive club ·         Style over substance vs Style as substance Next Time: Daddy's home? Theme Song: Undercover by A.C.E. Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

Quick note, I'm very busy this week so there will be a special episode released next week.   This Week’s Kamentary Dealing with toxic creators, more, again Animal puns Kaido, tsundere bitch The horse just off screen Musical discourse How to respond to multiple murders, or not Tropesatsu: The Masquerade The sad ding Performance anxiety Dreams as a curse Dreams as motivation Parallel story telling Dream disambiguation A suspiciously phrased sentence Takumi can smile? Orphnocking Takumi gets a motivation The Scarab Orphnoch An exquisite soundscape A real monster Belt fed gatling shield The SB-555H Faiz Edge A symbolically dumb decision Is there something worse the monster pass? Next Time: The CEO is a bottom? Theme Song: Four Divertimentos, op. 'No1 by Adantino Grazioso   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Interesting Games Revisiting favorite media A lack of Inoueism Bare minimum protagonist Yuji’s two modes Depression decorating Takumi’s episodic negativity target Sapphism Takumi knows a plot hook we he sees one Tropasatsu: Career-ending injuries Surprisingly violent musicians More dream hating Plot timing Misogyny, more, again Monsterific glee An unexpected Henshin Kaido’s tragic backstory A very fruity scene Social contracts, again The Owl Orphnoch The Z-axis, more, again Jed’s type Next Time: Guitar hero or Guitar monster? Theme Song: Doom du Doom by P1Harmony   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Fatherhood Epic Universe, again Kaido Naoya, Snake Orphnoch Angry duck muppets Yuji has big feelings One way to ride a bike Tropasatsu: Came back strong Horse sight Smart Lady, more, again Lack of Jimini Cricket Soliciting and its repercussions Age correction A two person love triangle Light breaking and entering VHS Misunderstanding, of course Silent Hill factory How to pass an interview, or not Checking in with the detectives Leaning into it Laundry with benefits Garroting Undead disambiguation Important sneezes? A passing through laundry attendant Next Time: Zeztz is that you? Theme Song: bAd by THE BOYZ   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Epic Universe Seasons Todo Eichi The Jade Emperor Prophecy House of the Dead 2 A Reverse Stork Mari’s tragic backstory The Squid Orphnoch, Squid Pope Tropasatsu: Human Subspecies Branding issues Laundering, the money variety Indentured servitude Death breeding Cephalaportals Takumi revelations Death postponement Odds of siring Unintentional associations? Basking Next Time: Double triple threats Theme Song: Dice by NMIXX   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social

This Week’s Kamentary Old colloquialisms Esperanto What X-men and Jurassic Park have in common Legal liability, more, again Ignorance as a defense mechanism Takumi is unaware what series he’s in The Cactus Orphnoch Temperature Sleep talk guilt trip Weird morals, more, again F**k J.K. Rowling More family trauma Crime heroes How to motivate Takumi Plot riptide Slightly better bullying? Not sexism The Mantis Orphnoch Tropasatsu: Clothes make the Superman Prickly henshin credentials Auto Vajin The Crane Orphnoch Justifiable Birder Technical Avenger The line Next Time: The origins of a plot Theme Song: Joy of Missing Out by AleXa   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social

This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s new Faiz Kamen Rider Build Science The lynch pin of 555 What to do or not do with a woman in blue spandex A possibly abandoned lighthouse Osada Yuka, and her terrible, no good, very bad family Kikuchi Keitaro, the goodest of good boys Age discourse Ride Attendants The titular king’s sleep, technically Japan’s cellphone technology The cost of Ramen German Expressionism, more, again The RGB trio The Ox Orphnoch An unusual location for a classroom The weird one in this situation Where are the adults? Revelatory boxers Tropasatsu: The Call Knows Where You Live Speed running toy sales Michigan Next Time: Chika Chika, Slim Shady Theme Song: Spine Breaker by BTS   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary He-Man The Black Company Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again Centaurs and justifiable homicides Takumi has priorities A very JRPG backstory Cat tongues and culpability The contents of Takumi’s bag Tropasatsu: Contrasting Sequel Protagonist Something for everyone A traffic stop strip tease Dreams How not to seem innocent A convenient pawn shop Non-consensual haircuts? Chie takes a dive Obvious set up is obvious Jimothy’s alibi Unethical vs. Illegal A great Honda advertisement A big boy The SB-555L Faiz Pointer and Crimson Smash Faizing through Swinging Trunk Everyone gets one Next Time: Open your eyes for the next 555, King. Theme Song: MON5TERS by DOBERMAN INFINITY   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Inoue Toshiki, more, again Goroawase Science Orphenochs Kiba Yuji and Chie, a believable couple Truck-kun Sonoda Mari Inui Takumi Tropasatsu: Real Life Writes the Plot Tail or No Tail Smart Lady Kiba Kazwaki and Yuji’s Unlce Kohei Noma and Izawa Hiroshi The Stingfish Orphenoch Midlife Crisis Chie, Ren and Kino’s apartment Straight up horror Orphenoch tells Not sexism, at least entirely Kamen Rider 555, and it’s supposed basis A mild rider kick The Horse Orphenoch, Sadgittarius Various forms of Orphenoch Monster Mash Returns Next Time: Power? I hardly know her? Theme Song: Dead Man Walking by ALL(H)OURS   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Better off dead? Hooded Man Gravitas of death, or lack there of Don’t try this at home Ryuga gets some motivation Goro-chan’s German expressionism All the vents Shinji, maybe? Tropasatsu: Rasputinian Death Trauma flashback What do the blue sparkles even do? Soul Cucked Geiz and Ren Various upgrade forms Eri, for some reason Odin Mugen Survive A loaded 20 minutes Another Ryuga Done Dirty Time Shenanigans Next Time: Who you gonna call? 555 Theme Song: Undercover by A.C.E.   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Fun folk lore creatures Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again Ryuga, again The better man Symbolic Mirror Limbo Budget breakdown Shinji and Ren reunited Context Goro-chan is broken Alternative, or lack thereof What the Tower represents A fun fact Penetration achieved Tropasatsu: Out of the closet, into the fire Kamen Rider queer history A morbid meet cute A Gegeru Tezuka gets a downgrade An absolute beat down Inoue doesn’t get Ryuki Next Time: Life finds a way, I guess Theme Song: Double Take by TWS   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Avatar, both Obsession, the movie Rider Time Ryuki Kimura and Ishida Ishibashi and Tozuka So damn gay The new Femme, maybe Sara The new stakes Asakura doesn’t need context Our Contract Beasts of choice New tech Obvious trap is obvious Ren aged well Various vents Goro-chan deserves good things Kamen Rider Abyss Tropasatsu: Canon Immigrant Snakeskin desk pad Another Ryuki Waluigi Kamen Riders Zi-O and Geiz Okamoto Jiro, more, again Istvan Masacre Deadly flap flap Projection Abyss was robbed Next Time: So damn gay Theme Song: Want More? One More! by NEXZ   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack