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This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s role, or lack thereof, again Anime that started in January An awkward theme of the episode The dubious finances of Atori Okubo is a decent journalist Brobajell Known Unknown Fluids Scampering and Stooging Variations on the status of Yui Princess Megumi’s Magic Show Mirror Daddy… Tropasatsu: Manipulative Bastard Taser hands Jellyfish Salad A series of collapses A new rider The opposite of poetry An oft repeated scene Next Time: What’s got Ren’s knickers in a twist this time? Theme Song: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo by LIL' LEAGUE from EXILE TRIBE   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary 10Dance Inscription One of those episodes A badge of honor, maybe Sweaty men, more, again A surprise return, probably not Snake Leather and Nipples Blood Knight, again A conspicuous whiteboard Professor Potratz, the whitest man you know Theoretical Physics, theoretically How Asakura smells How you get Harley Quinns A dream, maybe, probably not How snake venom works Interesting fight choreography Tropasatsu: Save the Villain Ryuki: Episode Final Cody completely misses the point Bullshit, frankly Next Time: Through a looking glass dorkly Theme Song: Tiger Inside by SuperM   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Tomi Adeyemi Objects we wish were real Angry monster noises Megumi’s still here Tropasatsu: I Call it Vera A Ghost Boat Hamasaki Mika Head Cannon, more, again Auntie is still part of the show The limitations of verbally describing a visual medium How to retraumatize a traumatized child Tell don’t show Genre awareness, or lack thereof Buzzstinger Hornet, Wasp, and Bee Hu’s on first A misdirect so good, it is actually bad Spin to win The Goro Akechi Principle Next Time: Philosophy and shit Theme Song: I’m on a Boat by The Lonely Island   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

Ichi the Witch, again Fashion Icon Goro-chan, more, again Symbiosis Asano Megumi The fun of being bisexual A romantic story Fanservice galore A similar, but different, romantic story Stoogery, more, again Inoue and women, more, again Variations on the past of Megumi and Kitaoka A Kitaoka trivia contest Unspeakable personal hobbies Megumi’s “un”expected talent Jared’s new ship The 180-degree line Soap Opera disease, again An unorthodox way to stop a mirror monster A romantic montage on a lazy Susan A great filming location The writers are cowards Foreshadowing is… Tropasatsu: Mistaken for Dying A missed opportunity ORE’s new employee Shimada is scary Next Time: There’s a snake in my boat Theme Song: Hot Sumer by f(X)   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s side hustle, again Dragonsteel Nexus, more, Again You know you fucked up when Time shenanigans, again Protagonist concussions Shinobu Kurai, the Gendo Akari looking mother fucker The cure to male loneliness Goro-chan is just that good Tropasatsu: Big Lipped Alligator Moment, or BLAM! Polycules solve everything Stoogery, in several flavors Sonorabuma Shieldboarder and his codpiece A perfect pair Yui’s Entrapment Persona The stoogery has not, and will not stop Takeuchi Mari A misleading necklace Sartorial comfort levels Cody puts more thought than Inoue Hot chocolate cicadas Inoue’s strong suit The audiobook Cody narrated is called "Super Materials of the Future" Next Time: A Goro-chan focused episode? Theme Song: Stupid Cupid by NCT Dream   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Luude Brandon Sanderson, more, again Colossus: The Forbin Project Metric for episode quality Time Vent Time shenanigans Symbolism Things my dad says Stuff we forgot Existential Horror A bunch of assholes Changed timelines, possibly Asakura crotch Gold Bird Jerk Tropasatsu: Note to Self Shinji’s, new motivation What this was all for Majora’s Mask Our favorite clip show Gambling Next Time: Tonal whiplash Theme Song: Chronosaurus by Stray Kidz   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Weird genres of media we enjoy 13th disambiguated Final Fantasy Naming Abysslasher, Abyssagon, and Kamen Rider Abyss Physics breaking punches Yui gets her agency back Science Mirrors A child’s ultimate weapon Golden anaconda Auntie’s two things Breakfast foods, or lack there of Shinji’s new bestie Stoogery Asakura’s new hovel A very special episode C water Why Goro-chan is great Kamen Rider Odin Shocking revelations Tropasatsu: 13 is unlucky Cool swords Shinji’s debt to Ren, more, again Next Time: It’s just a jump to the left Theme Song: Dr. BeBe by PENTAGON   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Fan mail Gundam Thunderbolt: December Sky Chris Angel Progress perception Proper Goro-chan fashion Kitaoka’s new game Literal executive dysfunction A moral filibuster Thinks He’s Important and Goro-sham AbyssHammer, A Battle Toad Chrysler The return of Yui’s agency Super lawyers and gyoza Transitory injuries Beeps and boops Cat names Tropasatsu: Loyal Phlebotinum Stoogery Shark colors? Next Time: Unlucky Thirteen Theme Song: Crazy Stupid Fun by Ampers&One   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Bears Talk Bisons Flavors of cider A weird transition A very blatant love confession Asakura Akira Reiko’s motivation, or lack thereof The illusion of movement OhNoue strikes again Signs of a narcissist A very familiar location A sudden, but inevitable betrayl Reiko’s skewed priorities A long procession of new challengers Ghosts of Kamen Riders past Unite Vent Genocider, a Zoid Tropasatsu: Names to Run Away from Very Fast The limits of Kamentary Track after Dark Inoue’s, not so, secret skill set Next Time: Zolda shenans aigan Theme Song: Play Dumb by OMEGA X   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary The Birb Saga, continued Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again Words have meanings Negazelle A distressed ingenue Shinji’s big issue How to avoid murderers A weird sex thing Tropasatsu: Intrepid Reporters The lynch pin to Shimada’s life Agito, again, maybe The titular Ouja’s Secret Ren’s still a tsundere bitch The reflection of a playground Omegazelle Wings of Gales Darkraider Blast Vent Gloriously stupidly overly complicated finisher Final Vent: Shippudan Shinji’s “genius” idea Zelle disambiguation How to ruin a cliff hangar Cape and Water Buffalo, diambiguated Next Time: It’s all coming together for Asakura Theme Song: Power Up by Red Velvet   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s new gig Disturbing trick or treating facts Strategy Schmategy Trick Vent at its best The value of a pianist’s hands Tom and Jerry Kamen Rider Blade, disambiguated Double Entendre’s abound Goro-chan doesn’t need saving Cody’s excuse Rens, lack of, trenchcoat Communication, or lack there of Asakura’s deal, maybe Shimada and personal space Blatant lies Jed’s tombstone What’s up with Yui? Tropasatsu: Narm Irony, more, again Knight Survive Form Strategic framing Jared may not understand himself Next Time: Secrets are no fun unless you share them with everyone Theme Song: Free from K-Pop Demon Hunters   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Jared’s new contract beast Kamen Rider X Dungeon Crawler Carl, again Survive: Shippu Advent Card GuldThunder and his Mirror Tentacles The Turkey Grand Slam A romantic stroll on the beach Drawing F6 Ridercules Women with agency The Toku Dress Rider Group Chat How to make a terrible show Tropasatsu: Out of Character is Serious Business Head Dildo Kamen Rider Kiva Rat Face Worry by proxy Tezuka’s backstory Saito Yuchi Kitaoka’s deflection Ho-oh’s flavor Goro-chan get’s a new nickname Next Time: Destiny comes calling Theme Song: BFF by P1Harmony   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Dungeon Crawler Carl Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe Sike A late rhino Boring Morals The Jun Perspective Ass, or lack there of Auntie can’t lie Cult of the Lamb Green Juice, again Tropasatsu: Brick Joke Duty of Care The Thesis Statement Form and Content Jared gets what he wants, sort of The Kanzaki House Dual Contracts Burned by Agito Next Time: A Raia insight into Tezuka Theme Song: Square Up by Ab6ix   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Time marches on, more, again Digimon Story: Time Stranger A good CG fight Shinji’s shrill Tropasatsu: Blood Knight A sad rhino Dukes of Hazzard The Battle for Ren’s Soul Nomenclature, more, again Reiko knows stuff Boyfriend matching Symbolic Chess Metalgelas’ cart Cannibalism Picture Film Some methods of stress release A conflict of interest Ineffective cops, more, again Foreshadowing, more, again Biblical intent, disambiguation Next Time: There’s rhino more running for anyone Theme Song: Good Boy Gone Bad by TXT   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary ·         Episode 100?! ·         Fan Mail ·         Show Fizz International Edition ·         Shin ·         Hongo Takeshi, Midorikawa Ruriko ·         Spider Aug ·         A few scene for scene recreations ·         Shin Kamen Rider 1, not your parents’ Kamen Rider ·         Professor Midorikawa ·         Prana ·         An interesting contingency measure ·         Schadenfreude ·         Ichiro and K ·         Ichimonji Hayato ·         Tachibana and Taki ·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R. ·         Tropasatsu: Fun with Acronyms ·         The Disney distress signal ·         Bat Aug ·         Robot racism ·         Bug disambiguation ·         Bat viruses in the time of COVID ·         Helmet physics ·         A Rocket Bike ·         Scorpion Aug, and a mostly pointless scene ·         Branding ·         Wasp Aug ·         Lesbians ·         The many facets of Hideaki Anno ·         The return of war crime bullets ·         Mixed signals ·         Ruriko’s questionable origins ·         The Habitat, or Anno’s gonna Anno ·         German Expressionism, more, again ·         Pariphalyzing ·         Shin Kamen Rider 2 ·         The meta origins of Ichimonji Hayato, Kamen Rider 2 ·         A solution to a problem we didn’t know existed ·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R. brainwashing ·         K.K. Aug, Stabby Boi ·         Late arrival backstory ·         Locust Aug ·         Defensive Wheelieing ·         Unexplained EMPs ·         Kamen Rider 0 ·         The Titanic door ·         The unofficially announced Sequel ·         So many ratings ·         Thank so much for your support Next Time: Ren is still a tsundere bitch Theme Song: Hands Up by 2PM Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack