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Happy Hour heirloom Bambino Becky and studio newcomer Ailish Morrison (the women that Robbie keeps taking abroad) join us for THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP QUIZ. Becky and Ailish have only known each other for a year, whereas Jaack and Stevie have been best mates for over 15 years. Both pairs get asked the exact same questions that they have to answer about each other to put their friendship to the test. Count how many times “I can’t believe you don’t know this about me” is said…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Disappearing humans, a bizarre item washed up on a beach and an emergency plane U-turn… all of the news stories in this episode are 100% real and verified by the notoriously anal Mr White. To add our usual Happy Hour spin, Jaack goes head to head with Alfie to see who can guess the outcome of each story! But unbeknownst to Jaack, there may have been some serious foul play at hand… If you’re interested in donating to those lovely vultures that Jaack kept banging on about, you can do that here: www.owl-help.org.uk/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The incredible Richard Osman joins us for a fascinating deep dive into the secrets of British television! The Pointless creator reveals what REALLY makes a hit TV show, why The Traitors became a global phenomenon and shares tricks that could help get you cast on the show! Richard reveals the often unseen side of "pitching television shows" and addresses the rumours that he was once the mysterious Banker on Deal or No Deal! Richard also brutally ranks his own creations - including Pointless, The Thursday Murder Club, House Of Games, 8 Out Of 10 Cats and The Rest Is Entertainment! Richard’s latest book "We Chase Shadows" is out NOW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We’ll be taking a short break from posting - after Thursday 17th Sept, there will be 2 weeks with no episodes and we’ll be returning on Monday 5th October! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today’s really weird Monday Main Show, Jaack, Stevie & Alfie discuss some of life’s most taboo topics.  Why is it weird to talk openly about earnings? Would you swap your best friend for a million quid? Is it ever okay to to kiss your cousin? Or perhaps even a full family fornication? (Yeah… we told you it’s a weird one).  Money, sex, and friendship are heavy themes of today’s episode - three things Stevie doesn’t ever get to experience.  Note from Jaack: I’ve never kissed a cousin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You may know him as Kalani Ghost Hunter or KGH. We now know him as the coolest American ever. Kalani is on the show to chat the strangest things that have happened to him during a ghost hunt, his tier list of favourite UK crisps and chocolate bars, and the many differences between UK and US culture. But to be completely honest, it's mainly Jaack flirting with him for 2 hours...  There’s also a lightbulb Wetherspoons moment during this podcast in which the next JaackAndStevie episode is spawned… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today's Monday main show madness, Jaack, Stevie & Robbie discuss their ultimate bucket list items. Things still left to do before the trio ultimately pop their clogs (or Air Force 1's - if you're Jaack). The boys explain why they'd sooner opt for doing heroin over ayahuasca. Spoiler alert: Joe Weller's found God and it's scared them. Jaack tries to explain why Jack Johnson playing the guitar is more attractive than Sophie Lloyd playing the guitar, kind of... (sorry Sophie) and Stevie shows off something his Mum's been grinding on for a while. With Robbie turning 67 next year, it's about time he finally started getting out of the house and living life for once. So what's on his bucket list? Is it skiing? Ski resorts? Ski trips? The possibilities really are endless. Also, the boys have a pretty serious plea to Norwich City council that, if received well, could land them their dream job away from the podcast. Donate to Robbie's fundraiser! - https://tinyurl.com/robbieknox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Unlimited food. The perfect body. Free holidays anywhere in the world. A permanent chauffeur. Ten wishes from a genie. A dream football career. Sounds pretty decent right? Well… there’s a catch.  In this episode, Jaack is offering a series of life changing “too good to be true” deals for us to fight over, but then reveals a catch for each scenario that makes us question whether we’d actually take them.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Not to toot our own horn, but this may be the funniest episode of all time. Jaack, Stevie and Alfie take turns to tell eachother jokes for an hour which in theory doesn’t sound very exciting but in reality it has given us the FUNNIEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maisie Adam just doesn’t ever stop. From winning ‘So You Think You’re Funny?’ just 10 months after her first EVER stand up gig, to playing at Soccer Aid… mere hours after getting married. We get into the reality of working the comedy circuit, surviving the worst gig imaginable, weird Zoom comedy sets during lockdown, and her opinion on people becoming famous off the back of one viral video.  Maisie also gives us a brilliant insight into panel shows during a blind ranking of the ones she’s appeared on such as 8 Out of 10 Cats, Taskmaster, House of Games and more. She reveals the sweet gesture from Sara Pascoe that will stay with her forever, and why she would never go on ‘Would I Lie To You’ again.  Plus her wedding gift from Mauricio Pochettino, how she accidentally starred in a pantomime, and we witness a genuinely horrific roleplay scene between Maisie and Jaack… Maisie’s tour Whatsherface starts in September. For tickets and info, visit maisieadam.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re once again investigating niche things that give people the oppos-ick. Can Nutella be a turn-on? Do bunny-ear shoelaces make you blush? Is Haaland the hottest footballer player? Does watching somebody fold clothes make you feel fuzzy? Plus sexy cabin crew, sexy tree surgeons, sexy chefs, sexy backflipping, sexy clumsiness, sexy daddy issues, sexy maths, sexy tea towels, and a not-so-sexy drunk Jaack.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our favourite absolute grotbag Jamie Hutchinson is back for his Happy Hour hat trick and it’s an absolute belter. We asked you lot on Reddit for your dilemmas and our agony aunt Jamie will give his best advice which you legally have to follow. From flaky Tinder matches, freaky fetishes and flirty coworkers, to drug binges and dead bedrooms. Plus performance anxiety and the WORST marriage proposal ever. Never before has an episode contained so much butter and rimming… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Special guest Samuel Pepys (who sounds suspiciously similar to Robbie) has time travelled to the present day in an attempt to educate the boys on life in the 1700s while they try their best to bring him up to speed with the 21st century.  Jaack and Stevie hear about the weirdest corners of Britain's past, like the Great Gin Craze, what the world's first vending machine was used for, and why rich people paid men to live in their back garden.  We look at some of history's strangest jobs including resurrectionists, toshers, link boys, pure finders and knocker-ups. We also dive into the most ridiculous sporting events ever invented, from c**k throwing and competitive walking to ratting and goose riding. Plus insane asylums, syphilis, blood transfusions. Why couldn’t history lessons be like this in school?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices