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Is there anything more maddening than having technical issues and not a Mercury Retrograde in sight to blame?  We had to cut this one short, but not before Joanna reminds us we all have skin in the game, and Andrea explains everything about Gene Keys and their crystal correspondences. Equinox is incoming everyone - move that energy and reset the routines while the seasonal wheel transitions once more. Get your Gene Keys Crystal Codex Consultation with Andrea Wright here. Astrology consultations with Joanna Pitt available to book at joannapitt.com

Not that we expected to have fully collected ourselves after that last eclipse - and - here comes more astrology. (Yes, we know, there is always astrology but this is one not to miss.) Jupiter trines Saturn, and we have an invitation to actually build some structures for our soaring beliefs and optimistic thoughts. It’s a good time then to examine our beliefs conscious or not - and for which ones do we really want to build a house? We are also in a Virgo moment, and with an upcoming Venus retrograde, might be a good time to take inventory of all the gifts and talents and resources we have to help along the way too.  Be courageous! As our Dolly Godmother once advised, “you’ll never do a whole lot unless you you’re brave enough to try.”  We promise you won’t spontaneously combust - but maybe just stay away from the lighter fluid if you’re really, really worried about that sort of consequence.   Find Andrea here https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com

You know how insurance plans have an open enrollment period where you can go in and change your benefits and contributions and whatnot (we have heard this is what happens in employment environments anyway). This is how an eclipse wormhole feels. There’s just a little bit more energy and disruption loosening the gears and things feels a little more malleable…or chaotic. Which really just means there’s more moving parts and the spin is a little more spinnier. Especially in a mutable sign like Pisces. Go in and change up the benefits of your dream - or - you can even quit this particular dream altogether and walk yourself out of the movie theatre. The choice - as ever - is for you to freely make.   Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education.”  https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com Use code ECLIPSE for 33% discount

Any good astrologer will tell you no fast moves in an eclipse wormhole – so we make the conversation real easy and observational cuz the topics are heavy enough: death, past memories that are maybe best incinerated, parents and aging, praan sutras, clean bills of health (for now?) Leggo my ego Leo! Leogo? Thanatos and Ash.    We cut the density with some fond nostalgia – there’s stuff worth keeping around if not reinvesting! It’s not too late to have a happy childhood, and Costco has just the right-priced Esprit sweatshirts for our adult selves. If we sit still for even a moment, this wild and precious present moment -  the future decisions, actions, and proclamations we make are the perfect heart-shaped stones to cast a ripple through the timelines.  Rewrites are happening as we speak, and the eclipses be eclipsing. This is about taking a big bite out of the juicy middle, while our souls spiral onward and upward as the brilliant white nebulas that we truly are.   More on Pran Sutra   Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education.”  https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com Use code ECLIPSE for 33% discount

Welcome to Eclipse Season! We are your hosts for all things astrological and disruptive! Before we get too distracted by any of the obvious ecliptic, we wanted to single out our ally and companion, quietly doing the work of love, balance, right relationship, beauty and grace: Venus in Libra. Because typically - the woman’s work is always overlooked and overshadowed by the combustive eclipse and made up numerological Lion’s Gate. Just sayin. We also talk about (of course) Gene Keys, Divine Feminine, our buddy Lisa Lister and her fabulous book “Venus,” mirror work, and the body as an entire sensory system and organism. The world may be spinning wildly out of our comfort zones, but there’s no reason not to put on a pretty top and a little lippy to meet her on the other side of the door.   Go down the Saros Cycle rabbit hold for 2026 eclipse season: https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse.html   Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education.”  https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com Use code ECLIPSE for 33% discount

Blessed Lughnasadh, a day where we give thanks for things not being worse. Our conversion takes us through probing questions of free will, past / present / future timelines, and can we make a quantum leap without some devastating crisis opening up the portal of opportunity? We celebrate our teacher and friend Guru Jagat who shed her mortal coil also on this day, but her naad and cackle will forever haunt the halls of our present realities. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood - or acting career - or argument from earlier in the day.  Other topics we may or may not have more clarity on: quantum leaps, synchronicities you might have to travel to, real actual knife wounds, that Glastonbury yatra, the pure of heart of even the people you don’t like, and we learn new words like chatoyancy and yerzhite. It’s a longer pod - but not as long as the 24 hour candle we can all light for ourselves and our loved ones that alighted to that heavenly realm. Or rather, integrated. At the one hour mark, we dive deeper into Guru Jagat's legacy and how we feel after 5 (gasp!) years.  Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education” beginning July 22 taught LIVE (replays available!) Now enrolling at https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com

We are back after a brief retrograde into summering like we’re the kind of people who summer. Covering the wide range of topics of this continuing astrological Basket, creative darlings that you thought set out for space never to return but now they are back, brighter and more dazzling than ever, or maybe asking you complete the mission. Leo season brings with us a new nodal shift, and a very loud invitation to play and be playful, pull out some prosperity meditations and ride the Lion to the gate. And don’t do drugs (the astrology is doing it for you.) Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education” beginning July 22 taught LIVE (replays available!) Now enrolling at https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com

There is CERNtainly a lot of astrology kicking into high gear this summer and Joanna breaks it down for all of us to understand a little better. We also discuss Disclosure Day - mainly to admit we haven’t seen it yet - and we welcome Jupiter into Leo after that wet blanket of a Cancer year. We are also excited to blame everything bad on CERN whether it’s running the Hadron Collider or not because it’s easy and something to rebel against. Happy Fourth of July for those who celebrate! Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education” beginning July 22 taught LIVE (replays available!) Now enrolling at https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading with Joanna Pitt joannapitt.com

We didn’t mean to leave you hanging since our last podcast in December 2024.  And it turns out no one really missed much - 2025 wasn’t exactly a year many of us would care to remember. And! It had its moments.  Really through, we just thought it might be nice to start recording our conversations again.  In this episode while we talk the usual astrology, crystals, Gene Keys and yoga talk, we of course apply it to our own personal lives and circumstances and how we walk the walks. It might just be this way for a while, so can we actually enjoy our survival mode? Upgrade it? Celebrate the wins and not get too ahead of ourselves and great expectations? We’ll be back with more soon, we promise. There’s a lot to look ahead at - whilst staying present of course - and fondly looking back at the good old days of dragging a ciggy in 90’s NYC. Check out Andrea’s new course “The Crystal Education” beginning July 22 taught LIVE (replays available!) Now enrolling at https://andreawright.life/ Get a personal astrology reading or astrology crystal grid with Joanna Pitt at joannapitt.com

If we have learned anything in this life of Truth or Consequences, it’s that even the most Careless Whisper is getting recorded on some distant (or not so distant) star in space - or in a memory file - or deep in a subconscious junk mail box clogging up a chakra that’s basically going to show itself in every day life.  So that’s fun, right? And that’s not to say we should all be paranoid that everything we say and do is going to have some sort of effect - even though it will - spoiler - but - if anything - we can be reminded as to how powerful we actually are as creative beings.  We do matter - in all of our thoughts and actions and words and things done and undone. It matters. So what does everyone want to have a bigger experience of? Do we want to lift off from a terrain of love and joy and creativity or squishy fearful victim-y reactions? And are we willing to take responsibility for the actual experience we’re having? Are we willing to make the necessary changes in our thoughts and actions if we’re not loving said experience?  It’s a Sag New Moon! Dream big! Go for the wild unknown! Draw those fiery arrows and aim for the Sun!   And don’t be afraid to travel intercontinentally (big Sag vibes there) to wipe your brain (and any other body parts) of the muck and grime that’s clogging those chakras, holding you back from the brilliant and wildly optimistic visions Jupiter wants you to GET. Really really really. Jupiter wants it wicked bad for you. (Someone’s from Boston.)     Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: [email protected] Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you.

“You are not required to enter the neurotic patterns of anybody…including your own” Guru Jagat (we would add content, election coverage, fiction, non fiction, propaganda, social media…) “We are born to create, so when we create we are happy, and then we treat each other better. That in and of itself is revolutionary.” Guru Jagat “Don’t look around for the leader in your life - it is you.” Guru Jagat “Compassion is being able to be in multiple perspectives simultaneously.” Guru Jagat “Countless are the morons…but remember the 6th Aquarian Sutra: The other moron is you.” This Aquarian Life Anyway we both have trans Atlantic flights to catch for some Pluto ingress into Aquarius shenanigans. Big ole Full Moon in Taurus en route replete with opportunity for manifestation and prosperity and flow so everyone have fun out there and make some good stuff we can all play at.   Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: [email protected] Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you.

Hello and good day from our “interstitial” episode - not directly related to the TMZ feature that actually ISN’T showing up on anyone’s “HBO recommends” watchlists - and we do still have things to say about hashtag Guru Jagat and hashtag cult life…Hashtag whatever gets us more attention and ratings! (Hashtag “I was the cafeteria worker for a cult” Hashtag “I was ogled by a politician” Hashtag whatever sells.) But seriously (and what could be more serious) than talking about that stern teacher Saturn and what we might expect when it finally goes direct in Pisces…Pisces that vague foggy rather groggy dreamscape…so if our conversation meanders a little we’re just trying to keep things on brand…a little musey, a little dreamy. A little “we know, we know, you want to hear about Andrea’s reading with the crystal skulls…” It’s all here, folks, and we agree “inquiring minds wants to know!” Your intuition is spot on. Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: [email protected] Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you.

The veil is thin and so are the storylines as we meet on All Hallows Eve to discuss the second installment of fan fiction and literal magazine television. Origin stories, imposter syndrome, sexdrugsandrocknroll, folk wisdom, sound bites, and a guided meditation made to look really, really weird and sinister with red lighting and dramatizations of women in white veils shrieking up at the sky. We get it - most of this is for entertainment purposes only, and maybe speculative history sells (?)  Thus from the pages of another origin story (accompanied by Burberry and Ralph Lauren ads) springs a Greek Chorus offering an interesting narrative of someone we used to know. We’re still trying to figure out the actual story they are trying to tell here ourselves (yoga=bad?) and why have they still not mentioned that their main character * spoiler * hasn’t been alive going on three years…and therefore can’t comment on any of this? Let us pierce these mists of intrigue…   Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: [email protected] Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you.

We take a few beats and discuss the E! True Hollywood story of our yoga teacher now deceased, and actually at rest in Hollywood Forever Cemetery - so technically it’s all on brand (isn’t THAT something to think about as we approach Samhain and Day of the Dead.)  As ever we step back and have a conversation respecting multiple perspectives - trying to anyway - on a shared experience that produced VERY different interpretations from people involved. Ultimately - we all tell a story, we all sell a story. Are we buying a story? Then buyer beware. What is the cost, and who is making the biggest profit? (Spoiler - it is not Joanna or Andrea - we are definitely losing money on this podcast. You’re welcome!) We’ll be back to discuss Astro and possibly the next installment of the infotainment.  As sentient beings, at the very least, watching this mindfully - it’s fun to see our friend and teacher’s story told in mmm…creative, sensational ways. We would never speak for the dead, but, if we were to guess…probably she’d be loving the gloss, the glamour, the “dunh dunh DUNNNNNH!” of it all.   Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: [email protected] Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you.

Pluto is direct and everyone is in its path. What does not kill you, cover you with sand, wipe out your property, blow up relationships, bring you to your knees and then kick out the scaffolding underneath you…doesn’t kill you. Congratulations! You’re still alive! Game on! Everyone is going through it - really. Truly. Everyone. Understand with Compassion or you Mis-Understand the times. And if you can’t see God in all, you can’t see God at all. (Except for that guy that cut me off, that guy can go…Lol. J/K. He’s just giving some butterfly effect.). Which is why we here at This Aquarian Life will always have a level of job security because there will always be another butterfly effect, another transit, another wedding, another funeral, another documentary, another breakdown, another build up, and another rebirth that comes down the pike that we can talk about. And because they will all have multiple perspectives we can talk about those too. And their reboots. And their animated versions. And the Broadway musical. And the documentary about the documentary Broadway musical. We will talk about it all.   Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: [email protected] Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you.