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Terminally Online: Call Out Mediocre Men

2026/04/18

Tommy Vietor and producers Jon Millstein, Alyona Minkovski, and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They discuss AI glazing, Bieberchella, earnest YouTube comment sections, and the vagueposting epidemic.

Terminally Online: Everything Is Content and Content Is Online

2026/04/11

Dan Pfeiffer, Alyssa Mastromonaco, and producers Caroline Reston and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. Dan recaps the Summer House Scandal, and the panel debates whether watching TV can actually be considered "online." They also dive into the Sound of Music fan community, AI-generated history vlogs, and the cultural resurgence of HBO Girls.

Terminally Online: KitKat Surveillance Squad

2026/04/04

Jon Lovett, head writer Halle Kiefer, and producers Jon Millstein and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They discuss Lovett's complicated supplement regimen, Ethel Cain's revealing Instagram post, algorithmic brainplay, and Barry from Food Giant.

Terminally Online: Absolutely Satanic Presence

2026/03/28

Jon Lovett, Adriene Hill (SVP News, Politics), and producers Michael Goldsmith and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. For her debut, Adriene does a Nardwuar-style interview of Lovett, digging up obscure moments from his past. They also meditate on the theory of quantum immortality, discuss drama in the credit card miles-and-points community, and explore the troubling world of AI Fruit Love Island.

Terminally Online: BRIAN TYLER COHEN WALKS OUT

2026/03/21

Tommy Vietor, Brian Tyler Cohen, and producers Ben Hethcoat and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They discuss the viral moments from the Afroman trial, Clavicular's bizarre media moments, and the Rumble video hellscape. Then they all try out a new challenge circulating the Manosphere, and things get a little crazy.

Terminally Online: Can Everyone Just Chill Out

2026/03/14

Jon Favreau, Vote Save America's Nina Harris, and producers Austin Fisher and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They dive into Dubai's wartime influencer strategy, an underappreciated food-review YouTuber, a backbench Republican congressman's unhinged Twitter presence, and the saga of a baby pug trapped in Cairo. Then they meditate on the critical question: Do you use your phone in the shower? To learn more about VSA and get involved in flipping the house, sign up at votesaveamerica.com.

Terminally Online: I Was Just Ragebaiting!

2026/03/07

Jon Lovett and producers Caroline Reston, Kendra James, and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They discuss drag clown personality Puderschmude, LuxuryTok, the Carolyn Bessette Kennedy craze, and conspiracy theories about the malls of Los Angeles. They finish up with some listener questions.

Terminally Online: Mogging is Dead

2026/02/28

Jon Favreau and producers Austin Fisher, Ryan Young, and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They discuss the premiere of Candace Owens' new investigative series, The Bride of Charlie, Ben Stiller's unexpected podcaster reply guy, celebrities selling out to Saudi Arabia, and CoreCore videos.

Terminally Online: Monkeys Can't Be Cancelled

2026/02/20

Jon Lovett, writer Halle Kiefer, and producers Kendra James and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. Lovett recounts tales from his trip to Australia and reviews the movie Weapons, Halle explains the life cycle of the Punch the Monkey internet craze, Kendra dives into the dark history of the reality TV show The Face, and Claire highlights the world of crackship TikTok edits. Then they discuss how the Winter Olympics can elevate its aura.

Terminally Online: Cancel Culture is Back

2026/02/14

Erin Ryan and producers Kendra James, Caroline Reston, and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They dive into Greg Bovino's incredibly horny Twitter replies, the drama and misinformation surrounding figure skating backflips, Jill Zarin's re-cancellation, and the emergence of Kalshi Culture. They wrap up with some listener advice about moving in with a partner for the first time.

Terminally Online: You Can't Fire Me, I Quit

2026/02/07

Tommy Vietor and producers Caroline Reston, Michael Goldsmith, and Claire Fogarty have been way too online this week. They catch up on Tradlife influencer drama, weigh in on DoorDash discourse, peek into the AI life-coach industry, and learn about the civil war in the gloving community. They also debut the Friends Of The Pod call-line and hear a special message from Elijah.

Terminally Online: Kitchencel Hopecore

2026/01/31

Dan Pfeiffer and producers Reid Cherlin, Claire Fogarty, and Elijah Cone have been way too online this week. They discuss the Bravo-political alignment chart, an alternative 2020 election outcome, r/kitchencels, and dark-psychology. Then we wrap up with some life talk.

Terminally Online: That Sh*t Won’t Fly at The Hague

2026/01/24

Tommy Vietor, Kat Abughazaleh, and producers Elijah Cone and Caroline Reston have been way too online this week. They discuss Miami clubbing drama, the 2016 throwback trend, a viral thread about a bus driver gone rogue, and the cultural implications of late-stage gooning.

Terminally Online: We're Not a Math Office

2026/01/17

Jon Favreau and producers Austin Fisher, Claire Fogarty, and Elijah Cone have been way too online this week. They discuss the Elizabeth Warren Abundance discourse, a musical adaptation of Jon Stewart's 2004 Crossfire appearance, the rise of "lowkirkenuinely," and why Elijah's Twitter feed is so horny. They also determine the results of the Fantasy TO Ball Super Bowl, featuring some subscriber special guests.

Terminally Online: The Concept of the Millennial Childhood

2026/01/10

Jon Lovett, and producers Kendra James, Caroline Reston and Elijah Cone have been way too online this week. They dig into the perplexing mystery of Mick the Tik, Hudson Williams' (Heated Rivalry) spicy Letterboxd reviews, upscaling 2000's party culture, and the musical stylings of Carolina Panthers fans.

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87 reviews

Dizzie Angie 2026/02/27

Funny and enjoyable

Can’t believe there’s so little comments! I love this podcast. In the current climate I can’t tear myself away from news media and I’ve come to tru...

KERRISGANNK 2026/02/13

Obsessed. But a necessary comment.

I almost never leave reviews or comments, but I love you guys. I always tune in. I always learn and I laugh out loud. It is important to note that I ...

jimmylovebk 2026/01/21

I need this everyday

Ugh. I only have 15 more backlog episodes to go. I adore these folks so much.

Grace Katherine Mathews 2025/08/05

Omg

Hysterically funny

Smoshthegreat 2025/10/28

Get Caroline’s awful takes out of my ears

This show is a great weekend listen, but hearing Caroline’s out-of-touch wine mom, snobby takes are so grating.

Rach-Meister 2025/06/01

Waymo’s to have an exit button

When I used Waymo there is a button in the back that lets you override the car . It stops the car and you can exit 😀

eStacey954 2025/05/03

Enjoy this a lot!

Politics adjacent but not depressing. Fun & funny!

TracyVal 2025/02/09

The show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter

Elijah, it doesn’t matter what the format of the show is. No weekly 40 minute meetings required for the team to discuss format. I like the casual “jaz...

KristenRob 2024/12/17

From a vet, drug your pets!

Hi from a veterinarian. Please don’t feel bad giving your pets their calming meds (trazodone, gabapentin, etc) when you need to do things to them that...

reversegremlin 2024/12/02

Terminally Online

I love this show. I subscribe to support the pod and this show. 🍤

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