The Mean Time

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Rating
4.8
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106 reviews
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85 episodes
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Date created
2024/07/02
Latest episode
2026/02/06
Average duration
53 min.
Release period
8 days

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Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.

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I'M GONNA BLOW
2026/02/06
"Belle Delphine sells her bath water one time and now I can't wear sandals!" STRAP IN MEANIES THE DOGS ARE OUT. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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CHAINED UP CHINESE WEREWOLF
2026/01/30
Expanding the Mangoose Cinematic Universe, Old Sauce and White Wolf enter the fray! Honestly this one is a bit front loaded A BIT TOP HEAVY you could say. Stick around until the end for a disgustingly sweet message from Jared to his wife! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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SEAN DA PAUL
2026/01/23
EARNING OUR PAYCHECKS WITH THIS ONE FOLKS. Hey, you kids remember 2003? I sure hope you do, otherwise none of this is going to make any friggin sense. SLOP IS OUT BY THE WAY AYOOOOOOOO Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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THE MEAN TIME GIVE YOU WIIINGS
2026/01/16
Get ready for a RAD and EXTREME TIME here at The Mean Time! Jared goes full Chinese while Pat lurks on the playground and Jaws stomps a fat ollie from the CN Tower! SAIL! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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THE MANGOOSE
2026/01/09
The Mangoose Rises and the Slop is endless. This city reeks of sin, and somebody is stealing all of the Cobra Converters. Local law enforcement is dragging their feet, slumped over donuts and cold coffee while crime runs rampant. Meanwhile, a hot new song is taking over the city and infecting young minds everywhere. And I'm only one Mangoose. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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SIGUSSY WUSSY
2026/01/02
Welcome back to another episussy of The Mean Tussy! Patrussy and Jarussy talk Avatussy, Matthew McConaughussy, and of course, The New Yussy! Sorry. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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PA RUM PUM PUM PUM
2025/12/26
HAPPY BOXING DAY FROM THE MEAN TIME TO YOU! This is easily our raunchiest episode yet so apologies to our parents and future children. Unfortunately this episode is so graphic that you'll have to watch with an adult present so go find one, apologize to them as well, and get ready for some uncomfortable glances! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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MATTHEW QURAN-AUGHEY
2025/12/20
Hey guys, Jared here. Converting to Buddhism is no laughing matter. I'd like to set the record straight by apologizing for my jokes about the Buddha and his teachings, my intention is to spread joy. I cannot, however, speak for Matthew Quran-aughey who seems to be taking advantage of a religion for personal gain. I will devote my time to the studies of the Tripitaka to make up for any offense I may have caused. Thank you and God bless America. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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RETURN OF THE PAT
2025/12/13
PAT IS BACK! Warning: The stunts in this podcast were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see. If you're reading this now, comment "We get it Pat, you tour." for an opportunity to hurt Pat's feelings and make yourself feel better. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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DIVA BLEACH IS TRAPPED IN A DUNGEON
2025/12/06
We set the record straight on Patrick's thoughts on women as well as Patrick's straightness... Jared and Pat are back together next week LET GO Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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ACTION/ADVENTURE POOPS ON THE FLOOR
2025/11/29
THE MEAN TIME ON THE ROAD BABYYY! Patrick sits down with his new friends in Action/Adventure. Head on over to YouTube there's a lot of visuals in this one. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
2025/11/21
Aunty Koala and Father Time spend their final day together before she tragically boards a United Airlines flight to the land down under. Movie reviews, a terrible birthday experience at a fancy sushi place, and The Redneck Comedy Roundup was unfortunately not enough to get her to stay so we must bid her a doo. A DOO, KOALA! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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¿COMO QUE DICE?
2025/11/14
¡MI AMOR! Welcome to another episode of...how you say... ¡THE MEAN TIME! We are burning with the intense passion of an oven set to 500 degrees... ¡CELSIUS! Join us for an hour of love and desire while we unravel the mysteries of the heart and watch Chiara get absolutely wasted on video... ¡BIENVENIDOS! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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GIANNA MICHAELS HIGHLIGHT REEL
2025/11/07
First of all, a big thank you to Bearpunch for hosting us at their beautiful studio, they made us look incredible. Second of all, IT'S KOALA TIME because Chiara is here as a full-fledged-honest-to-goodness-bonafide-chair-sitting-camera-focused-dialogue-having guest. And she has A LOT to say. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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KYLER BRANTLEIGH AND THE SIGMA WOLVES
2025/10/31
Jared gets so passionate that his microphone can't even handle the sheer charisma and malfunctions so hard that the whole entire episode sounds crispy crunchy! Happy Halloween, thanks to all of the Patrons who submitted their problems for the advice column, and welcome to the world, Kyler Brantleigh! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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4.8 out of 5
106 reviews
Jaxon-plays-games 2026/01/27
TMT
I’m probably becoming less intelligent listening to these two guys talk about whatever they talk about idk I don’t even remember what the podcast is a...
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tuesday martian 2026/01/25
Hysterical
Found them through Instagram reels clips that were hilarious and tuned in in hopes that the full episodes weee great and they are!! Super funny and fu...
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tylerhollums 2025/10/18
they’re somewhere in the alphabet
I listen to them a lot, but every time I see a TikTok of them I don’t recognize them because I forget they aren’t lesbians
Kylee_Rae7x 2025/10/03
Gets me through my work day
Honestly love these guys sm, their humor is fantastic. Very talented musically and comedically. 10/10 would recommend. 🖤
Lanceyboy444 2025/09/29
The Silliest Fellows Around!
My lovely fiancé introduced me to this podcast, and now I can’t live without it! I start shaking when I go too long without this podcast, similarly to...
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Barbie Manilow 2025/09/12
beautiful and relatable boys
love the boys normalizing 5 bowel movements a day, makes an IBS girl feel nice
SpicyBungHole 2025/07/12
Banger
Thank you guys for saving my life
Dario Azzone 2025/02/28
:)
Clock app brought me here
frustrationstation69 2025/01/07
the bits
THE BITS DUDE…top tier
BenjanBacc 2024/11/10
Answer my prayers
I absolutely have to have longer episodes please I'm begging!!!
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