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Chapter 7 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 6 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 5 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 4 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 3 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 2 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 1 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74426596 Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy had attended the Ministry Christmas party for three years in a row, hoping that something might happen between him and Hermione Granger. Nothing ever did, of course. Until now. Unbeknownst to him, Hermione had hoped for the same. Except this time, she decides to take the reins." Intro & Outro Music: "Wish Background" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 7 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 6 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 5 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 4 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 3 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 2 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chapter 1 of 7 Candles by ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802 Authors Summary: "Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from adriscreationsphotography Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.